Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Brain Teaser

Bet you thought I was just another pretty... uh, handsome old geezer
Well SURPRISE!!! I'm also renowned for being brilliant at brain teasers
A butcher is five foot eight
What does he weigh
MEAT of course you sillies, take your brain out of the freezer!

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James Horn May 8, 2018 at 8:44 AM He is highly allergic and a wheezer, And eccentric name is Ebekenezer; Such a scrooge, Wo wears rouge; Trump thinks he is a people pleaser. Jack Ellison May 8, 2018 at 9:10 AM How unladylike can he be!!!

Heidi Sands May 8, 2018 at 7:39 AM LOL Thank you for the laugh today Jack! Keep it up :) Have a nice day! Jack Ellison May 8, 2018 at 8:12 AM Don't know any other way!!! LOL Thanks Heidi, you made my day... lovsies, Happy Jack XOX

Tom Cunningham May 8, 2018 at 6:33 AM Haha you nearly had me there. Good morrning Jack. The board accept all your conditions but can you email them your " in the buff pics asap " PS James Horn wrote you a dedication Jack Ellison May 8, 2018 at 6:38 AM WOW!!! One old duffer to another old duffer!!! LOL, are they SURE about the buff pic... they may never recover!!! Good morning good buddy!!!