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A Brain Teaser

Bet you thought I was just another pretty... uh, handsome old geezer Well SURPRISE!!! I'm also renowned for being brilliant at brain teasers A butcher is five foot eight What does he weigh MEAT of course you sillies, take your brain out of the freezer!

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Date: 5/8/2018 8:44:00 AM
He is highly allergic and a wheezer, And eccentric name is Ebekenezer; Such a scrooge, Wo wears rouge; Trump thinks he is a people pleaser.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/8/2018 9:10:00 AM
How unladylike can he be!!!
Date: 5/8/2018 7:39:00 AM
LOL Thank you for the laugh today Jack! Keep it up :) Have a nice day!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/8/2018 8:12:00 AM
Don't know any other way!!! LOL Thanks Heidi, you made my day... lovsies, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 5/8/2018 6:33:00 AM
Haha you nearly had me there. Good morrning Jack. The board accept all your conditions but can you email them your " in the buff pics asap " PS James Horn wrote you a dedication
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/8/2018 6:38:00 AM
WOW!!! One old duffer to another old duffer!!! LOL, are they SURE about the buff pic... they may never recover!!! Good morning good buddy!!!

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