Short Taxes Poems
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I am an unwilling participant.
But it is inescapable.
An earthly evil.
Death would be preferable,
but no, it is taxes….
Putin is richer than rich.
Does he have to show his taxes?
Is this just a USA glitch?
Like our new sport of throwing axes?
have no regects
you can bet
its time do it on line
have to be done
mabe you won
lump some
so be blind
its
TAXES TIME
Once was a beautiful lady
As pretty as she was crazy
Thought of as fool
Broke all the rules
Didn’t pay taxes crazy or saving
After taxes, our money's all spent.
We can't save for our own retirement.
I've got a big axe
to grind! Income tax
isn't paid by our own president!
here's why taxs
its a fact
its your track
will hit you back
so do your part
plan from the start
so you won't need inded
bayer
your
TAXES PAYER
Many returns are sent by faxes
Declaring our earnings for taxes
When they don't work it out
Please give me a shout
Next time I'll send them some laxatives
I received a letter from the IRS
According to them, I’ve been overly blessed
No tax return
I’ve come to learn
Will come and go, unpunished, at this address
Income tax season
Is no reason
For utter despair
Pulling your hair
Shedding a tear
Out of fear
You’ll be broke --
Like most folk!
written January 31, 2022
Memory kills time,
as time kills life…
Faster than a paid assassin,
colder than a dream that’s stolen
—surer than the tax man knows
(Dreamsleep: March, 2022)
We pay taxes on
Everything in the US
Even my cats and my dog
Pay taxes, and they're complaining
About how the cans and bags
Of food is half full and shrinking,
There once was a gullible taxman
Who dated a rich lady named Ann
When the taxes were due
She declared I love you
Why don't we take a trip to Milan
AP: Honorable Mention 2021
Unto the earth below my end commences
for I have committed life’s last offences.
But not even death will save
me from taxes in the grave
and now I can’t deduct living expenses!
Written: March 2014
death
inevitable, fatal
stopping, ending, vanishing
grave, skeleton, audit, ledger
filing, demanding, calculating
perpetual, certain
taxes
Hangovers are a back-tax on fun.
To paraphrase T.S. Eliot:
"Can last night just belong to last night?”
I’m not thinking about sins and penance
or making any bound-for-failure resolutions.
I’m giving myself a mental health break.
a man named Rob, chose to rob without cheer
steal money to pay taxes this year
but, when he was caught,
injustice he fought
it’s not me, but politicians to fear
Heidi Sands
12/26/18
It’s coming, that time of the year,
to do up my taxes, I fear.
I shake with great fright
and toil through the night.
What’s owed is becoming too clear.
I regret the money I’ve spent
on food and the lights and the rent.
My cat needs a job;
a bank I may rob.
‘Twill do me no good to dissent.
Female - garnet
Taxes make you real blue,
nothing old, nothing new;
they bother and worry you
like a pebble in your shoe;
that's government's share, they say,
upright citizens must pay
for congressmen's holiday,
Boracay, Bali, yeheeeeyyy !
Why would I work the eight year old asked me.
So you can live the life.
To eliminate strife.
How lame do you think I am? said Josie.
I’ll get paid not working without a fee.
Written 12-28-2018 Contest: Tax and Finance Limericks
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire
Women Size 7, no preference at all. Anything would be wonderful.
I filled out my taxes today.
The IRS said you must pay!
Since you're still in jail.
Then get out on bail.
Paying's much better that way!
.
I told them just where they could shove it.
They didn't like that not one bit.
The sun doesn't shine.
In that place sublime.
It's right in the place where they sit!
*For Carolyn Devonshires contest "Taxing Times"
After buying into love, your receipt
has innumerable hurt charges. Some
a little more taxing than others, and
some are unnoticeable, making
withdrawals from the next patronizing
victim.
I've learned to pay close attention to
the fine print for non-refundable, and
to purchase when 2 for the price of 1
is the sale.
JJ Twnsnd
Form:
FIX THE STREETS
Fix the streets.
One day the people will rebel
and stop paying taxes.
Fix the streets.
No one will want to live
here in San Diego.
Fix the streets.
One day the people
will revolt.
Fix the streets.
This is not the time
to put up with crooked politicians.
Fix the streets.
Wealthy people won't want to live here.
Fix the streets.
Janet Marie Bingham
At lunch, she cried, NAOMI SEX AT NOON TAXES, I MOAN,
The cat sneered and tipped over a cone,
MADAM IN EDEN, I'M ADAM,
He juggled a fig and a radish,
Then fled with a grin, leaving none alone.
The mickey mouse instructions were many,
Trying to figure tax to the penny.
From the very beginning,
My clueless head was spinning.
'Twas as readable as Kazakstani!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax!" Albert Einstein
Entry for John Freeman's "Famous Einstein Quotes" Contest
Well it's all too true and all too sad
The government treats us really bad
We have a voice but most won't vote
They'd rather party on their boat
So next time when we have our say
Lets tell these crooks to go away
We've put them in we can take them out
So now's the time we all must Shout
You're paid by the people and that is us
Maybe it's your turn to make a fuss
When you have no job and you have no pay
You'll realize your TAX is not the way