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Infernal Income Taxes

The mickey mouse instructions were many,

   Trying to figure tax to the penny.

      From the very beginning,

         My clueless head was spinning.

            'Twas as readable as Kazakstani!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax!" Albert Einstein

Entry for John Freeman's "Famous Einstein Quotes" Contest

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Carolyn Devonshire Date: 5/3/2015 11:33:00 AM LOVE this limerick, Bob. Congratulations on your big win. "Kazakstani" is not easily understood by me either. LOL Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 5/1/2015 1:57:00 PM Hey Robert, That Kazakhstani was a catchy Word tying it all together, doing old Albert proud! Thanks for the participation. Best to you and yours. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 5/1/2015 12:09:00 PM Congrats on your great win!!! Way to go..I was picturing you as you were scratching your head with the adding machine going.Sara Login to Reply

Mohan Chutani Date: 5/1/2015 10:29:00 AM very funny indeed. Congrats for fine win Robert. Mohan Login to Reply

Tammy Reams Date: 5/1/2015 7:10:00 AM Congrats on your win Robert. A great write. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/30/2015 10:24:00 PM another good one, robert! Congrats Login to Reply

Ronald Wheeler Date: 4/30/2015 9:41:00 PM Very nice! Congrats... Login to Reply

Sandra Haight Date: 4/30/2015 8:03:00 PM Great write for the Einstein's quote, and ain't it the truth! So glad I use Turbo Tax now! Congrats on your nice win. Sandra Login to Reply John Freeman Date: 5/1/2015 10:23:00 PM Can't beat turbo, I had my return in about a week!

Skat A Date: 4/30/2015 1:18:00 PM Bob, Congratulations on your Famous Einstein Quotes :) SKAT LOVE Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 4/30/2015 10:11:00 AM Dropping back with my congrats so pleased to see this on the top step:-) Hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

John Lawless Date: 4/30/2015 10:00:00 AM Congrats on the win Robert Login to Reply

Kp Nunez Date: 4/18/2015 1:58:00 AM :) This is why people in my profession were pretty much in the thick of things up until the other day...:) Seems more people are inclined to wait until the deadline than file way ahead of time. Liked your lim, Robert. :) Kim Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 4/16/2015 5:17:00 PM Reads like a winner to me..Way to go for the contest..It is a timely write..I hope that everyone is finished with that and has it behind them..Thanks for stopping by my work "Bio"..I added a little more I don't know if you read it before I finished or not..Sara Login to Reply

Robert Stoner Jr Date: 4/16/2015 8:57:00 AM nicely done Robert good flow and smooth read. good luck in the contest Login to Reply

Tim Smith Date: 4/15/2015 11:37:00 PM I hate tax time...why do they make it so difficult? Login to Reply Robert L. Hinshaw Date: 4/16/2015 4:52:00 PM Don't we all, Tim! I hope one day they will delete the instructions and implement a flat tax. That way the millionaire and the bum on the street would pay the same rate and I would bet this nation would rake in more loot than even the politicians would know what to do with (but I doubt it!!!!)

Jan Allison Date: 4/15/2015 6:13:00 PM ha ha ha this is priceless Robert - we got out tax return last week - has to be done by October - have got to do mum's this year - where to start LOL - hopefully they will give her another tax break and not have to fill in forms for another 2 or 3 years after this one:-) Hugs Jan xx 7 xx Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 4/15/2015 5:49:00 PM Hello Robert... you'll have an army of followers here. Harder still, is to work out income tax for your own advantage - Lindsay Login to Reply