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An arrogant jerk got quite drunk, then pooped himself, oh how he stunk, He said oh what the heck, I am on the poop deck, So now I'll retire to my bunk! 03/20/20

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Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/23/2020 8:42:00 PM

Ha ha, love it, very entertaining! hugs

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/22/2020 9:27:00 AM

- Keeping your mood up is important these days ... many thanks, Jan ... love it :) - distance hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2020 11:45:00 AM

thanks Anne-Lise we now have 5 cases - all mild but they are trying to ensure folk self isolate and prevent it spreading further:-) stay safe my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 3/22/2020 8:05:00 AM

Love the poem, and totally in LOVE with the title Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2020 11:46:00 AM

I try and make folk smile Caren, we need more humour especially at such difficult times in our lives:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 3/22/2020 5:46:00 AM

Awesome Jan! Always a big fan of the poo humor.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/22/2020 11:53:00 AM

i'm known as the Queen of Poop Mark lol I even have a diamante crown lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 3/22/2020 2:06:00 AM

What! No shower, brilliant Jan, i know where to come, for my smile, better still a good old fashion laugh. stay safe on your tiny island.

Rico Leffanta

Date: 3/21/2020 1:25:00 PM

Thank you for the laugh, Jan! As for your nosey neighbour, one of my late wife's ancestors had 7-sets of twins between the 1861 and 1871 census. 1 child died, but 15 people do need quite a bit of toilet for ONE home! Aloha! Rico

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/21/2020 1:24:00 PM

poop deck was so clever.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/21/2020 1:23:00 PM

VERY good one, JAn!!

Vladislav Raven

Date: 3/21/2020 12:38:00 PM

Hi Jan, I had to drop by for my laugh today and I knew you would deliver, as you always do. Thank you for the laughs. Stay safe. Have a wonderful Saturday. Hugs....Mike. XX

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 3/21/2020 8:49:00 AM

So very funny! The pic too! Love your -sick - humor! Thanks for the laugh. If my grandson was here today I would have read it to him. Boys, how they live for this!

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 3/21/2020 5:29:00 AM

I love your play on words Jan. This is cute and funny! If drunks could only see how foolishly they act they would do less drinking. Keep safe my friend. xxoo

John Watt

Date: 3/21/2020 12:26:00 AM

I needed a good laugh, Jan, and you never let me down. Sorry your Mum is on lockdown, but I'm sure she's proud to know her Jan is the Soup Queen of Poop! Loved your pic, too. Hugs/John

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/21/2020 12:01:00 AM

G'day Jan … the right thing to do to have people avoiding you while this virus runs its course - thank you Jan - Lindsay

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 3/20/2020 10:12:00 PM

Lol! Good one Jan ;D, Hugs! xomo

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 3/20/2020 6:38:00 PM

Maybe the poop deck has all the toilet paper since none of the stores do!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2020 6:45:00 PM

lol Michelle, I did manage to get some today ... see my tale to Tom!:-) hugs jan xx Stay safe and well my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/20/2020 6:16:00 PM

Lol! Jan, I really enjoyed this .A good dose of humor is exactly what we need in these trying times. Have a good day and weekend my friend:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2020 6:43:00 PM

We learned of our first case of the virus yesterday and another today so i needed a giggle:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/20/2020 5:58:00 PM

Just what we need at this dark time Jan, plenty of humour. What a dillema, no bloody toilet paper to clean up after. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2020 6:40:00 PM

lol no shortage of bog roll I got some today tom ... a 24 pack in dealz - they had no 9 packs which I usually get - I was walking along the street and and this woman said I was 'selfish' to buy so many ... I smiled through gritted teeth -and replied they had no 9 packs and went on my way! what did she want me to do, split it in the street - and the shop had plenty in stock!Stay safe, we have 2 cases confirmed now:-( hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 3/20/2020 4:02:00 PM

Where else would he be? I was immediately drawn by the magic of your title. The anticipation of what I just knew was coming was almost more than I could bear...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2020 4:49:00 PM

yes Charlie it is a testing time for us all but we will get through:-) not being able to see my mum is the hardest thing:-( hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith
Date: 3/20/2020 4:05:00 PM

We'll get through this Jan, be strong and vigilant...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2020 4:03:00 PM

ha ha ha Charlie, I needed a giggle so I thought I'd pen a bit of poop and the picture just made me smile - we now have 2 confirmed cases of the virus on our little Island, its beyond scary:-( hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith
Date: 3/20/2020 4:03:00 PM

I've always loved your poop poems Jan.