Get Your Premium Membership

He Danced Irish Jigs

There was a quick wit who needed a gig When his jokes fell flat, he danced Irish jigs But one night he was so drunk He kicked up a breeze that stunk It seems 'quick-wit' zagged when he should have zigged

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 11/3/2020 2:02:00 PM
Ah, too much of the drink, has caused many a wit to go zaggy.
Login to Reply
Date: 11/3/2020 4:10:00 AM
Oooh.............I am still trying to get over the "breeze that stunk". Great limerick my friend.
Login to Reply
Wolf Avatar
Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2020 1:48:00 PM
This limerick was a 'breeze to write.' :)
Date: 11/2/2020 12:27:00 PM
The quick wit who’s jig went sadly amiss, Put on a kilt to do an Irish jig, He kicked up his legs, Forgot he’d no kegs, With his jiggery bits, the crowd were in fits.
Login to Reply
Date: 11/2/2020 5:07:00 AM
Haha or honked when he should have hinked lol. Tom
Login to Reply
Wolf Avatar
Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2020 1:48:00 PM
You and I have replaced the 'honky-tonk' with the 'hinky-honk!' ~ Mick Jagger ('Honky-Tonk Woman')
Date: 11/1/2020 6:39:00 PM
Lol! Gershon, This is hilarious. I could just picture the scene:-) Alexis
Login to Reply
Wolf Avatar
Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/2/2020 5:24:00 PM
Very good. Glad you like even limericks I write that stink. lol. Thanks, Alexis. :) Gershon

Book: Shattered Sighs