Short Sperm Poems
Short Sperm Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sperm by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sperm by length and keyword.
One Plus One Equals One
egg and sperm
in a petri dish
possibilities...
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Categories:
sperm, birth, fate, hope, humanity,
Form:
Haiku
Procreation
egg sperm, coalesce
embryo hidden, progress
nine month time childbirth...
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Categories:
sperm, appreciation, birth, blessing, child, inspiration, inspirational, uplifting,
Form:
Senryu
Sun In Sex
Sun is in sex with the young flowers,
Waiting at the door,Bees,
To collect the sperm!...
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Categories:
sperm, relationship, sexy,
Form:
Light Verse
WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE YOUR FATHER!
It takes balls to be a real dad, but some men are mere sperm donors!...
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Categories:
sperm, absence, father,
Form:
Monoku
Countdown- Nothing
Child is sperm of time
Seed is unseen roots of tree
Future in present
13.07.2020 Chattogram...
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Categories:
sperm, time,
Form:
Senryu
Over Easy
Cracked open like a can of worms
Oozing like ejected sperm
Sizzle, Flip
On to my plate
I'm Over Easy
And yes, I'm great...
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Categories:
sperm, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Men
Here's an allegorical ode,
Men are sperm whales, Oh?
To titillate them, you know,
Then, thar he blows!
Sex or love, bleeped if I know!...
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Categories:
sperm, humorous, i love you, love, men,
Form:
Free verse
Sperm Whale
Creature of deep seas
Battle scars from giant squid
A rare appearance
Stay well hidden from whalers
Inspiration of Melville.
A. Green...
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Categories:
sperm, nature
Form:
Tanka
Biology Class a Year Later
biology class
where sperm whales are mentioned
seventh grade snickers
no one laughed in sixth
thanks to sex education
they are getting wise...
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Categories:
sperm, 10th grade, 11th grade, 7th grade, 8th
Form:
Light Verse
Who Won the Race
Elder's wrinkles--antique lace,
Taking selfies is a disgrace,
We're the sperm who won the race,
Staying positive is a grace,
Now put a smile on your face!...
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Categories:
sperm, allusion, fate, humor, old,
Form:
Free verse
Lust
Trump wanted to be a sperm whale
But Bill Cosby kept flipping him tail
Although both are deranged
The climate has changed
Now trans genders send them Email...
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Categories:
sperm, gender, humanity, lust, political, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
Jungle Mind Propagated
A set of bad books with black pages flip
much stain recycles and stays on a clip
lives like a germ
spreads his foul sperm
making all errors more than just a slip....
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Categories:
sperm, character, conflict, confusion, people, violence,
Form:
Limerick
It's My Birthday
It's My Birthday
Once upon a time, the sperm was sown.
And for 21 years now, it has grown.
Now, we celebrate its clone.
Happy Birthday to me.
19:06:07:07:00...
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Categories:
sperm, birthday,
Form:
Lyric
New Year Resolution
we are just here
one egg and one sperm
we might as well be a worm
as humans
we created reasons
as to why we are here
that change with the seasons
and the New Year...
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Categories:
sperm, birth, funny, humor, life, new year,
Form:
Free verse
To Be Rigid and Firm
To Be Rigid and Firm
Stonewall should be ridged and firm;
Not allow things to wiggle or squirm;
Did predict,
Will restrict,
Advance of whale which is a sperm.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
sperm, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Clay Pigeons Or Skeet
bleeding but
not dead
as a hunter i
once raised
pulling
the trigger
shot
released
a seemingly
random pattern
but quite tight
the score
one wounded
sperm count zero...
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Categories:
sperm, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
Sex Education in the Sixties - Labwork
Jon knew that certain topics were taboo
Like incest and bestiality too
not masturbation
nor menstruation
So, he mixed blood with sperm ~ threw up, one-two...
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Categories:
sperm, education, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
Active Macho Sperm
Active macho sperm told the passive egg
I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag?
Eggie smiled and tumbled
Sperm's bollocks are bumbled
Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag"....
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Categories:
sperm, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
How Do Fish Have Sex
Have you ever wondered how fish have sex
Males don't have sticky-out things as you might expect
Feel sorry, I do
Curiosity beaucoup
Perhaps sperm whales could help in that respect...
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Categories:
sperm, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
Sperm Whales
Sperm Whales
From this Tuesday until I
die sperm whales will
no longer secrete
the waxy stuff used in
producing make-up. That’s why all the
make-up wearers are
no longer talking to
sperm whales.
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Categories:
sperm, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Suitor Sperm
suitor sperm stops tired
sheds tears for days princess dead
he melts in red river
© rajat kanti chakrabarty...
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Categories:
sperm, lost,
Form:
Haiku
Clapping Jokers
sneezing flowers spread
the sperm of colours
carnivorous plants
trapping prey
green swamps polluted
global warming eleph-
ants in circus cane-
d stands on one hin-
d leg
we watch clappin-
g like jokers...
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Categories:
sperm, allegory,
Form:
I do not know?
In Search of the Key Master: When Worlds Collide
Agent, Load The Toad, this is informant Marty Sperm Ball, come in....
Are you the Gate Keeper, over ? No, my real name is Sir Salem Scrotum
Antipuss the eighth from Bioteck Federations Inc., of her Silicon Valley, copy....
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Categories:
sperm, humor,
Form:
I do not know?
Alidiumakalli
A 55 gallon barrel
Full of pulverized
Oyster shells
Mixed with wood ash
And sawdust
And porklard
55 gallons of
Pulverized oyster
Shells.mixed
With basalt.
Alkalinity
Alkalinity
Mind the
Bushels bouiz
Mind the
Bushels!...
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Categories:
sperm, environment, future, ozymandias,
Form:
Ballade
An Ode To Insulin
Last night was tremendous,
I made love with the super penis
Parted the defense of thick blood,
seized the bruised belly
You are my guardian angel.
You melt the frozen heart.
For the odor of your sperm,
releases me from the smell of the abyss....
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Categories:
sperm, anxiety, health, pain, poetry,
Form:
Ode