Short Smacked Poems

When smacked on the head
is when you earn your bread,
might as well be dead!...

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Major League Baseball
used pink bats for Mothers' Day
they smacked the ball good...

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4AM, first day, someone grabbed my feet, turned me upside down, smacked my butt, shouted 7-3....

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A baby mosquito landed on my hand
I smacked it
It scrunched up, I saw its legs fold
But then it flew off
Surprising both of us...

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rumor was she smacked him over head with a skillet
last week he was sent to hospital with a concussion
had the prophecy come true?...

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kids kids 

why so much child support 

kids kids 

why me lord 

kids kids 

choice awards

kids kids

gets smacked by mamma

kids kids 

sad face:(...

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Demon smacked me awake with a slap.

Sting on my cheek made me yell “Crap!”

Demon laughed ‘til he fell off the bed.

I laughed too when I saw he was dead....

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A drunk once dreamed he was a hen
In his dream he laid 2 eggs and then
his wife smacked him in the head
Hey wake up is what she said
You've done it in the bed again!...

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Some teens went trick-or-treating for fun
Not thinking they would have to run
Night creatures attacked
Turning them into smacked
They were toppings on a giant honeybun...

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Some teens went trick-or-tricking for fun
Not thinking they would have to run
When night creatures attacked
Turning them into smacked
Now they're topping on a sweet bun...

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Her smug smile smacked of smarminess,
Smouldering with self-smiting spite,
Her smartness smothered by smooth smirks
Was smashed to smoky smithereens.


12/03/17
...

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tiny kitten
swiped the air
opened her paw
nothing there

tried again
other paw
opened slowly
naught, it saw

smacked her lips
then meowed
curled up to sleep
bent, not bowed...

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caged and boxed
smacked into a smallish space
Confined
I am a lion
roaring loudly and clearly
In mindfulness
Praising family
for their non-interest
caged and boxed
Living full me-ness...

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Her tangerine wallet
    clashed with her marmalade purse 

  Purple pleated pedal-pushers
    just made things much worse

  No eye had she for integration
    her colors smacked of segregation...

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DING DONG

happy
chappy

his day
birthday

naughty
sortie

boke toy
smashed joy

spoilt fun
smacked bum

enough said
now bed

partying
starting

ding dong
rave on...

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This is a poem about my friend Sam. It is a haiku and acrostic. I assure you that she 
absolutely loved it and then smacked me lol


Someone who can’t 
Aim but she still tries and she
Missed every time...

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A child a crying
not a soul hear's
mother's smoking crack
childern's getting smacked
kid's are going hungry
mother's buying crack
kid's are alway's dirty
mama's turning trick's
a child' a crying
not a soul hear's...

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Regretting Cake

Look at the damage a loose cake does!
Vanilla with strawberry icing it was.
Smacked me in my lips.
Attacked my hips.
Took complete control.
Dog gone, a new roll.

8/4/16...

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My friend is coming! My friend is coming!
I am overjoyed, thrilled, gob-smacked, whirling and twirling!
I am excited beyond belief. I have not seen her for two years.
When will you clean? My first husband asks.
Cooling my jets....

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A cat found a nice escape 
lounging outside by a tree;
A squirrel above catches sight
and thus starts an acorn fight;
The cat is smacked in the head 
not too dizzy for revenge;
Little feet run up the tree
right into a kitty frenzy....

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“CAUTION WET FLOOR” I heard the man say,
but I fell on my butt yesterday!
“CUIDADO” I read,
and smacked my dang head,
guess no more Big Mac for me today!


WARNING Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Viv Wigley
October 20, 2016...

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Esther and PD
Sitting on a tree.
Esther touched PD, repeatedly 
A poetry soup violator was she.

Then came PD, and smacked her around
Showed her what true women are all about


Esther the Greedy..........
RIP...............................

~SKAT~...

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The sting of a wasp
Smacked me hard on the eyelid
Can't get rid of itch
Swollen,  scrape is so awful
Wasp drove me nuts; I can't blink


Written: August 23, 2021


A Buggy Tanka Contest Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser...

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There once was a smurf named Smurfette,
 who smurfed around in a blue smurfvette.
She dated a smurf whose first name was Smacker.
 When they had their first date he smurfed  and smacked 
 her.
And from that day on, he will forever be known
 as Smacker Smurf,  smurf smacker....

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Her name was Duno. She was seventy, young-at-heart, and hilarious.

We were co-Sunday School teachers, and the best of pals. I was twenty-three.

Fast-hurting-cancer smacked her around unmercifully for ten horrible months.

Her-ex husband greeted us at her funeral; a man who had deserted her 50 years before....

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