Short Slop Poems

Hip Hop died after Hip Hop sold slop...

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Bugs Bunny goes hop
       cook him, he’s slop
  
    Old Bessie says moo
       to Elmer she’s glue
...

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I read my writing as of late,
and maybe I should stop,
I can't see how anybody else,
could appreciate this slop....

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blip pa de dip pa de - bop
the pig roots in the slop 
 the slop got worse
the pigs in a hearse
 he didn't know when to stop!...

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He was a dandy, a coxcomb, a fop.
Fashionable without one inch of slop.
But when undressed
was not caressed
Genital area horrible mop...

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At a certain diner I often stop
  It's super cheap; they serve such slop

Afterward, a broom and a mop, 
  Then on the pot 'til there's a plop...

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Here Now Brown Cow

Could be here, here now brown cow,
At no time had he ever been a sow;
Never stop,
Eating slop,
And off ship jumped from the bow.

Jim Horn...

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The grass hopper jumps
the the bunny hops
the kangaroo jumps
and pigs love slop
~
just whaz up?



7/26/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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the matador enters a china shop
This can’t be good! Yelled out Cousin Slop.
The rest of us began to laugh, which made him mad.
If there is anyone you do not interrupt, it is my Dad....

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There was a young fellow named Tony,
Who wouldn't eat his macaroni.
He hollered out, "Hey,
Take this slop food away.
Just bring me a stick of baloney."

Written; November 14, 2014...

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Crystalline magic
In a water drop
Coffee so heavy
Chocolate milk sheer slop

Crystalline clearness
In water of the ocean 
A lightness that flows gently
Into the sea’s magical potion...

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When you sail a sloop in slop,
be prepared to stop, regroup;
time spent on the choppy seas
throws you for a loop, makes wobbly knees.

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Another Kloang: xxxxaxb xxxxbxa xxxxbxc xxxxaxxxc...

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He says his wife is a coffee pot
because she percolates a lot;
and when he calls her cooking slop
she starts to boil and gets real hot
so he wastes no time to drop
the subject lest she blows her top....

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Jerry Cherry loves a berry,
Be it black or blue,
He also loves the red ones,
He ate quite a few.

He didn't like picking them,
So he bought them from a shop,
He mixed some with ice-cream
To make a berry slop....

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    Porky Pig once stopped by my butcher shoppe 
     Pig was not looking for any old slop
        He searched high and low
        Meat tasted like crow
     'Please, Elmer, one pound of strings from your mop’
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peacock on the ground
  duck over a mound
    peacock, flaunting 'round
      duck, staring and sound

peacock dance and hop
  muck duck panse and slop
    peacock crance and flop
      duck glanced, flip and drop...

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The Frog bog
When you go to the fair today.
Listen real close to hear.
A man yelling as he says,
Flip them and flop them
Slip them and slop them.
Three frogs for a dollar.
One in the lily pad you do win.
Here at the frog bog....

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Sucker For Slop

I get cleansed and after that it’s
Like I don’t need God anymore.

When enough time passes and
I’ve had my guard down long
enough, the pigs invite me back
to the pig pen


And I join them....

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Dog demands attention and food.
Loves to be petted.
Rolls around on the floor like a pig in slop.
Legs in the air.
My husband claps.
I clap.
Her one trick.
She is the only baby who still lives with us.
The perils of being in our sixties....

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The little pig grew mighty big
from eating all that slop;
he did not know instinctively
when it was time to stop.
For us, it seemed this worked out well;
he put on lots of fat.
He’s best when fried up with some eggs
and pressed perfectly flat....

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There were three little piggies, Mud, Slop and Eleanor
Mud and Slop usually covered in poop while Eleanor was demure
Hanging out with well-to-do piggies
The ones known as the “pretties”
A misnomer for sure, but Eleanor had piggie allure...

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Flip flop sundrop
Drizzle wezzle
Slurp salerp, lollipop

Clinging, clangy rain
Rally tallie, klump
Palump arump, a drain

Eee wee fleed
Ddown around a mound
Fillie, Wilkie and me

Skip, slip and slide
Muggadubble, mud
Plop drop popp slop, inside...

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Poverty Slop is like eating the Earth.
It's a Shepherd's Pie with the meat as girth.

There's a slop of corn running down and thin.
On the top potatoes, just to seal it in.

Only Poverty Slop has a taste for each,
that you'll move in close, so your tongue will reach....

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Putrid analog
Get back in your drawer
And mop up your scorn
From off the floor

A filthy wretch
With a shuffling gait
Draining creamy slop
Go back in your crate

Anachronistic stiffy
Slinking through time
Infinite punishment
For an infinite crime








Vincent Procopio 2003...

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