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A Delicacy to Delight the Most Discriminating Pig

Porky Pig once stopped by my butcher shoppe Pig was not looking for any old slop He searched high and low Meat tasted like crow 'Please, Elmer, one pound of strings from your mop’

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Date: 2/19/2025 7:54:00 AM
Lol ~ did not see that coming ~ very funny. Added to my Fave's
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Date: 2/6/2025 5:50:00 PM
Such a fun limerick; and I think it's the first time I've heard mop strings in a poem or as a meal-good one!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/9/2025 9:19:00 PM
Mop strings = Mr. Clean's 'corn-rows.' lol. ~ gw
Date: 2/5/2025 12:50:00 AM
He was facing his fears sadly he experienced what he feared being butchered lol...
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/9/2025 9:22:00 PM
He'll never get that 'Kwazy Wabbit' this way!
Date: 2/4/2025 8:23:00 AM
Porky pig visiting a butcher's shop is chancing fate lol.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/9/2025 9:22:00 PM
Very observant of you there, John.
Date: 2/4/2025 2:29:00 AM
LOL. Grew up on a farm with chickens and pigs. Pigs are actually discriminating eaters. Chickens not so much. Good one
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/9/2025 9:24:00 PM
Chickens - Yecch! Dirtiest animals on the farm. Should be categorized as foul, i/o fowl!
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Chris Conn
Date: 2/4/2025 4:40:00 AM
Pigs are definitely not discriminating eaters.
Date: 2/4/2025 12:53:00 AM
Poor Porky has not wisdom enough to avoid the butcher shop! Lol
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/9/2025 9:29:00 PM
Ha, ha. Wisdom is not exactly Porky's strong suit, is it?

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