Short Salon Poems
Short Salon Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Salon by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Salon by length and keyword.
i can quiff
you can
queef
but we
both
can
quaff and
so toast
i to you
and you to
anyone
you
want
to
Categories:
salon, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
French painter Phillipe Rousseau
with still life had a go
Paris salon medals one two three
& Knight d'honeur was to be
Categories:
salon, art, people,
Form:
Clerihew
salon perfect hair
expensive haute couture clothes
kitchen seldom used
maids always kept house spotless
we were polite ornaments
Categories:
salon, childhood, memory, sad,
Form:
Tanka
The cowboy rode a bucking horse
He tried holding but was toss
Through a salon door
Rump busted his core
That horse strictly showed him who's boss
Categories:
salon, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A young spalpeen named Max,
Had hair growing like steroided flax,
He sat in the salon chair
The barber looking on in despair,
Saying, "Wait here, I'll just get my axe."
Categories:
salon, funny,
Form:
Limerick
In the club, everything is the same:
Lounge, tables, chairs,
music playing..
Only people weren't
the same... They went to
to the salon, longing...!
Categories:
salon, allegory, appreciation, metaphor,
Form:
Light Verse
Be bear aware
Be prepared
Bring bear spray
And a nail file, too
In case you see the bruin
And she wants you to style her hair
And while you're at it
You can give her a pedicure, too.
JB49
Categories:
salon, funny, imagery,
Form:
Free verse
Fred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day he couldn't wait
Until the back of his head was left bare
Categories:
salon, funny, humor, valentines day,
Form:
Limerick
she mailed me her
exact words were:
Later today
i'm going before
the beauty salon
to regulate
my fingernails
and some eye
lashes.
surely they will
pardon her
for good
behavior
and sheer
beauty
Categories:
salon, muse,
Form:
I do not know?
I look after a lady named Helen
Whom I bring roses by the gallon,
They make her smile
and feel better for a while.
Now her room smells like the very best salon!
19-11-2008
Categories:
salon, flower, giving,
Form:
Limerick
Nails
Tool box
Where’s the hammer?
They take a good pounding.
Nails
Nails
Women speak
A good salon
Painted, polished, and glossed.
Nails
Nails
Lone tool
My worst nightmare
Clawing out of coffin
Nails
Categories:
salon, perspective,
Form:
Cinqku
He said what he had to say
to tell the story
He did what he had to do
to rescue time
He paid what he had to pay
to bribe the jailers
He gave what he had to give
—per Gertrude Stein
(Dreamsleep: February, 2023)
Categories:
salon, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
massaging my hands
somewhat like a lost lover
at the nail salon
AP: 3rd place 2021
Submitted on January 12, 2021 for contest SENRYU - HUMOROUS, SATIRICAL or DARK sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN - RANKED 1ST
Originally posted on August 5, 2018
Categories:
salon, appreciation, love, memory, perspective, sensual,
Form:
Senryu
Only one
of my assets
qualifies
as glory crown.
Pampered hair
plumps my ego
and has drained my pockets dry.
Permanents,
dyes and rinses,
cuts and sets
salon shampoos,
never missed
hair appointments,
as if it matters at end..
6/15/12
Crown of my Body..A Whitney contest
Categories:
salon, introspection,
Form:
Verse
I hear voices,
plant language
of the trees...
dead wood
in the salon of my
House...
I sinner,
I predator...
I do not mind...
doesn't matter should i...!?
Categories:
salon, allegory, allusion, language, metaphor, tree,
Form:
Free verse
I will never have my nails done
In a salon or anywhere else
Mine will remain short, dirty, and broken
Because I use them not only daily, but almost every minute.
I cannot fathom having those two-inch appendages
With points, painted with daisies or in wild colors
How do they open a can of pop?
Or pet a puppy without doing damage?
Categories:
salon, me,
Form:
Free verse
Look closely
between the bars.
Look at
pain, angst, hunger
businesses idled.
A prison
enough --
her empty
salon.
Bills mount up
employees
look elsewhere for work.
"Law's broken; I've spoken -
Jail!"
I see blind men,
Look closely.
May 8, 2020
Categories:
salon, 11th grade, angst, pain, prison, work,
Form:
Verse
she mastered her destiny, implementing thoughts of the perfect recipe. Crafted with a careful
eye, her goals will not be denied. She breathed the gift of life, and marveled at its
presence, in the creation lies her essence, style blended with grace, like a goddess who
wields her title effortlessly, what more can you expect from the creator of salon destiny..
Categories:
salon, friendship, happiness, thank you
Form:
I do not know?
Brendon earns his bread and butter
as an artist at Anna's -
Anna's Beauty Salon.
He places the smock across my shoulders
as if it were a feathered gown;
I feel resplendent already.
Removing the pencil from my messy bun,
he unfastens my hair with
hungry hands.
His fingers dance with intrigue like the
balloons bobbing on the mirror..
He is the cat and I am his cream.
Categories:
salon, beauty, cat, hair, inspiration,
Form:
Free verse
I've never had a manicure
and yet I'm still a man
Though my fingernails are ugly
you should see my tan
Please don't suggest a pedicure
I don't need lovely toes
Fishing knee-deep in the river
they're apt to decompose
So I eschew the 'hair salon'
for ye old-fashioned barber shop
Where my man Floyd still uses
scissors, broom and mop
Categories:
salon, hair, nostalgia, river,
Form:
Rhyme
beauty salon gossip,
or presidential debate ...
Laundress conversation,
or trump x joe ?
Will It be :
Socialism where "scarcity of everything"
or liberal Chevrolet fish tail?
Which team are you fan of?
Proud boys
or chicago boys ¹
Stick Man Brothers
or barred at the ball?
cheap proselytism for leeches
or expensive pleasure for the ignorant?
what will it be, how will it be?
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Categories:
salon, allusion, anger, anti bullying, creation, humorous, philosophy,
Form:
Prose Poetry
out on my legs
little shaky
little flaky
achy
blue jay scolding
it sees my weak ankle
it knows
mercilessly mocking
got to walk
car at the nail salon
stalk my own steps
slow way to go
been
ballet dancing
in a barrel of beer
fell out of bed
inside a dream like that
i am lame
swollen
holding up
hanging on
manfully
i stumble onward
to Brannigan's Bar.
Categories:
salon, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
10
10 days, which is more than a week.
9
She cuddles and it’s ok, it’s ok.
8
She ate really good today. We gave her another can and we smiled.
7
It’s one week away. I had an appointment at the salon. I have to cancel.
6
Weird dreams. Funny dreams. Sad dreams.
5
We’ve all been shuffling around. Shuffling to work. Shuffling around the topic.
4…
My mom called the vet. He put the needle away.
Categories:
salon, cat, loss,
Form:
Free verse
Ceremonies for festivals
Rainbow colours
Dress the streets,
People in their latest best
Matching paints of salon fares
Made to look like a picture book.
Shoes shinning reflecting
Cleansed ‘soul’
Or ‘sole’ not worn.
White teeth glittering
In the shinning street,
Laughter filling every space
With voices trailing along the way.
Ceremonies for festivities
Only for a day.
Smiles then vanish
Into the setting festive air.
Categories:
salon, celebration,
Form:
Free verse
My wife and I have a dream
to open a hair salon as a team
Some people think it will fail
going to start small then go full-scale
With a shampoo,haircut and blowdry
all we can is do give it a try
It wont be easy, but it wont be hard
I will be making a flyer and a business card
We have set the plan in action
waiting until we see their reaction
With all this red tape, you want to scream
but we can't give up,this is our dream
Categories:
salon, business, faith, hope, imagination, inspirational, life, work,
Form:
Lyric