Short Raunchy Poems

I own her body,
Raunchy sweat tightens the knot,
Tightly bundled lust.

(c) PJ Bayliss
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Heretic, lunatic, slug went to tea.
Two were crazy but then there was me.
Raunchy laughter loud
Truly insane proud.
Restaurant clapped when we left there finally....

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This ad came out before my day
But when I saw it I said “hey! hey! hey!”
I was about twelve or so, and it made me gay.
This wiener ad that was raunchy in every way....

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Doggerels, *raunchy rhyme*
Are what purists call crap.
But who has the time
To listen to those sap?
We Doggerelists,
Rhymers unstable,
Are going to persist,
Whenever able....

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Ann thought her new beau was a keeper,
but Bob was a raunchy old peeper.
Bare ladies he ogled.
Ann’s mind was so boggled,
she called the cops: “Come get this creeper!”


October 13, 2016...

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Fingers. Female. Face.
Tenderness. Touch. Taste.
Masculine. Masterful. Meaningful.
Relaxing. Rocking. Raunchy. 
Sensation. Stroke. Surge.
Passion. Pressure. Praise.
United. Universal. Urge....

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B-irthday
E-xpression
T-hrills
T-he
Y-early

C-elebrant
E-liminating
R-aunchy
V-irus
A-s
N-ame
I-s
A-pplied

Topic: Birthday of Betty Cervania (April 17) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Old Jack is going to turn over new leaf
Gonna be prim and proper to everyone's relief
Been much too naughty
Getting way too raunchy
But trust me, this hiatus will definitely be brief...

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Bob got slapped while just shopping for fruit.
The young girl yelled, “You raunchy old coot.
Really, you’ve got the nerve!”
He said, “I don’t deserve
such abuse--those aren’t melons? Oh, shoot!”...

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A-lcohol
L-ets
M-outh
A-void

D-estroyer's
E-pidemic
L-ink
A-s

M-ysterious
E-nemy's
R-aunchy
C-oronavirus
E-ventually
D-isappears

Topic: Birthday of Alma P.Dela Merced (April 14) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Old Jack is going to turn over new leaf
Gonna be prim and proper to everyone's relief
Been much too naughty
Getting way too raunchy
But trust me, this hiatus will definitely be brief


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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I’m loud, raunchy, fun and games.
Just don’t shoosh me up!

I drink, joke, laugh and sing.
Just don’t shoosh me up!

There really isn’t any point.
It’s never gonna work!

I’ll never shut my mouth up tight.
So Get Lost, Ya Jerk!!...

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Must be careful and behave, want to still be around
When they hand out the prize for the silliest man in town
Too raunchy, I lose
My privilege I abuse
Gonna clean up my act but still be the clown


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Cheap; Raunchy; Absentee; Tempted to kill; With uses limited to exploitation; Not really them; Some unknown thing; Testing different amounts of pressure; Looking for the right amount; Neon colors; Neon gas; Visibility; The curvature of the earth;...

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Loud we sway, those battle hymns
raunchy in bare light
Boulders broken are thrown wispy 
Celebrating day
Some have lost pebbles, dancer's
glowing method
at last fortune

Blows us bare to rust mired blue
Our poison palms
Heavy coughs let moist unto
Salivation ringing
Whereby lust so proud gathers
Beneath potent sky
on borrowed time...

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A fictitious depiction 
 And a raunchy display
Introducing much suspicion 
Of what had really taken place

Excuses came in, sloppy
Inconsistent to say the least
The whole ordeal felt choppy
With a coat of thick deceit 

A shotty demonstration
To unfold before my eyes
And when it reached the end
Parted curtains revealed the lies...

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Rising Rituals 

ravishing rawness
ravenous raunchy relief
riveting repeats


Special Someone

sultry seductions
sinful sensations surface
seeking saucy stars

Taming Taboo

teasing temptations
tremendous titillations
tempting the tyrant




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July.19.2020
Let the Pens Flow ~Alliteration Poetry
Sponsored by~ Jenish Somadas...

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Limericks leap from his lively pen.
Escapades involving steamy sin
Freely flow. Those funny, raunchy rhymes
From Hawaii make me blush sometimes.
Another topic, he often writes about,
Not kindly, a "pet beef." No one could doubt
Trump’s not his favorite person! Now I’ll say,
ALOHA, Rico! I’ll read you today!

quoted words from "Po Et Tree"


January 5, 2021
entered in the Capture the Essence Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico...

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WINTER
                      
                       Winter enters on snowy splendor.
                       In calm and cold frosty wonder.
                       Next name came: Natty Jack frost clown,
                       Targeting temperature down.
                       Elating elegant whiteness.
                       Raunchy in wild bare barrenness.
 09/07/17

    Acrostic Poem about Fall or Winter Contest
    by Janice Canerdy...

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Oh innocent devil you raunchy angel,
two shooting stars that wish to tangle;

Keep her draped on you in bed, 
I’ll linger a dream inside your head; 

Writing you into clusters of couplets
combining constellations and sunsets;

All of your thoughts I will be stealing 
as you stare into a spinning ceiling;

Her whispers become my screams, 
you’ll wonder if she is who she seems;

All around everywhere like a ghost,
I blame you; You haunted me first....

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Rain water dripped from her shaggy locks;
Her youthfulness reflected through her thin frocks.
She licked the water balls falling on her lips,
Careless and unaware of the raunchy jumps,
Energy of her virginity though shone like moon,
Yet, her sheer beauty was to be debased soon.
Her full and round contours allured the young eyes,
Voyeur’s lust for dirty pleasure, to take tries.
Boldly, she neither did permit nor submit,
The purity of her face that was innocent....

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Listen to all of them laughing
As I tell my joke
Or make fun of newsworthy
At politicians, I’d poke

I stand in front of them
Mic, there in hand 
Tickling their funny bones
They’re at my command

Sometimes I’m racy
Really raunchy I’d say
If the audience applauds
It’s then a good day

Sometimes I insult
Many people I abuse
That’s not the real me
A very clever ruse

In truth, I get paid
To stand here and speak
With hopes they’ll all laugh
And my jokes, they don’t reek...

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