Janice Canerdy Poet Limerick

Ann's Rude Awakening

Ann thought her new beau was a keeper,
but Bob was a raunchy old peeper.
Bare ladies he ogled.
Ann’s mind was so boggled,
she called the cops: “Come get this creeper!”


October 13, 2016

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John Michaels April 29, 2017 at 8:21 AM Ha ha! This is brilliant. So glad I found this one as it's cheered me up, no end! Regards, John! Janice Canerdy April 29, 2017 at 12:13 PM John, I LOVE hearing comments like this--which remind me of why I write limericks! Janice

Andrea Dietrich October 23, 2016 at 9:14 PM big congrats on a well deserved win, dear. Janice Canerdy October 23, 2016 at 9:19 PM Thanks so much, Andrea! Janice

Lim'Rik Flats October 23, 2016 at 9:04 PM Buggers! Love the lim'rik ~ j Janice Canerdy October 23, 2016 at 9:12 PM Thanks so much, Lim'rik! Janice

Paul Callus October 21, 2016 at 1:25 PM Very witty, Janice...and indeed a rude awakening!! Congratulations! ~ Regards // paul Janice Canerdy October 23, 2016 at 9:10 PM Thanks so much, Paul! Janice

Beautiful Scars October 21, 2016 at 9:04 AM lol! good one Janice! Congratulations on your placement :)-luloo Janice Canerdy October 21, 2016 at 9:29 AM Luloo, thanks so much! Janice

Grant Norwood October 20, 2016 at 10:33 PM good one Janice, congrats. Janice Canerdy October 21, 2016 at 9:30 AM Thanks so much, Grant! Janice

Alexis Y. October 20, 2016 at 7:36 PM Hi Janice, I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your fine win: -) Alexis Janice Canerdy October 20, 2016 at 9:21 PM Thanks so much, Alexis! Janice

Tim Smith October 20, 2016 at 6:59 PM Haha.... great... congratulations Janice Canerdy October 20, 2016 at 9:21 PM Tim, thanks so much! Janice

Jan Allison October 20, 2016 at 6:48 PM Really enjoyed this one Janice:-) Many congrats on your top spot:-) hugs Jan xx Janice Canerdy October 20, 2016 at 9:22 PM Jan, thank YOU for sponsoring and for placing my poem! Janice

Nette Onclaud October 15, 2016 at 5:37 PM this is really for laughs, janice.. my comic relief.. sending SOUPIE mail.. huggs Janice Canerdy October 15, 2016 at 6:20 PM Thanks so much, Nette! I just sent you two Soup mails. Janice

Constance La France October 14, 2016 at 8:25 PM Janice..good one for the contest, Best of luck Janice Canerdy October 20, 2016 at 9:23 PM Thank you, Constance! Janice

Alexis Y. October 13, 2016 at 9:24 PM Hi Janice, I found this to be funny and a bit creepy. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis Janice Canerdy October 13, 2016 at 9:53 PM Creepy, yes--the reason I had Ann (fictional) call the law. Thanks so much for the comment, Alexis! Janice

Casarah Nance October 13, 2016 at 7:56 PM lol funny one :) Janice Canerdy October 13, 2016 at 9:54 PM Casarah, thanks so much! Janice

Andrea Dietrich October 13, 2016 at 7:54 PM Your meter is SPOT ON. and a funny one too!!! Janice Canerdy October 13, 2016 at 9:55 PM Thanks so much, Andrea! Janice