Short Prissy Poems

dainty lace doily
earl gray in china cup
too prissy for me...

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violets prissy ways
showing petticoat petals
delights my faeries...

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boot camp?the lonely
only the prissy attend
showers shared by men?...

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Prissy,
our pet cat,
eats what she wants;
eats many times a day
and begs....

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dainty
prissy lacy
sweet embroidered hankies 
pretty Easter hats small white gloves
dainty...

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hot tea and crumpets
cool cucumber sandwich
no beer in sight

prissy tea room
tarot card atmosphere
women titter...

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My mind ran away in a whirl of mad
Thought it was hilarious; am I bad!
Then it got prissy 
Came back and had a hissy
Threw me on the ground and now I am sad....

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If I thought you’d risk it,
I’d offer you brisket,
but since you’re a vegan,
unlike Chrissy Teigen,
would sooner be dead,
here, how ‘bout a Triscuit instead?...

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isn’t the waltz a prissy dance?
I’m reluctant to attend the exhibition
until I get there
then I am mesmerized and enthused
I want more actually, I want to learn...

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Closet
Keeper of clothes
So perpetually messy
Unkempt, unless the owner is prissy.
Often starts out insanely neat
Try, unsatisfied, stomp
Piles on floor
Closet...

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Me oh Me oh Me oh wee oh oh My
The sky is blue when the guinea pigs fly
With top hat and vest here is elderly one, Guy.
Guess what? There’s a prissy monocle in his eye....

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Was as a new teacher, Miss Prissy McClair
Put bulletin boards up standing on chair
Stapler fell down
Chair fell on the ground
She's upside down with her feet in the air...

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Everyone teased him, thought Sean was prissy
His mean roommates even called him 'Missy'
  Did Sean feel abused?
  Not at all! He mused:
What am I? ~ A sissy or a cissy?!...

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snot
prissy child
stays aloof and alone
doesn’t socialize with others
must have her own way every single time
always hides feelings from herself
remains sad and lonely
acts uppity
snot...

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Yes  peahens they were if you asked me
Parading around looking for men
Husband seekers actually
Ruffled frilly dresses
Seeking out the rich
Georgia’s finest
Southern Belles
Prissy
Charm...

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notoriously silly ideas parade in my mind
I pluck three out, the fourth is a terrific find.
my muse is getting prissy
listen to me missy!
You better not try to stifle, hide, shelter or bind....

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Trump A Prissy President

When America wants to get in groove, 
Trump as a prissy  President remove; 
Give much  slack; 
Never come back; 
Hear him leave and horse's each hove.

Jim Horn...

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No one liked The Old Crone Nose she was simply so odd
Warned to stay away from her by our prissy mothers
Befriended by another woman Crazy Old Dodd
Now neither of them needed any of us others...

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She has a pink catitude that cannot be undone.
She is clever and funny with lots of feline fun.
I love her cat ears, they are not prissy or overdone.
I am quite all right that she is cat number one...

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They think that I'm weird.
They think I'm a freak.

They think that I'm prissy,
Think I am weak.




~Written in 2003 (Friday, 7th, March) when I was fourteen.~

*Original copy had no title....

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Margaret is astounded
That someone dare call her prissy
persnickety, uptight, queen

She gives the man her coldest meanest shoulder
his eyes captivate her imagination
her telltale cheeks flush pink...

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persnickety?
you obviously have the wrong woman.
fussy?
I can see you are at the wrong address.
prissy?
you may be on the wrong block.
angry?
Go two doors down and ask for Gladys. She can set you up....

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Pinkie’s annual garden party was in full swing.
With a tea bell on the table, and a sheep’s floral ring.
Her fancy china was prissy, lemon scones ready to sing.
Pinkie the sheep loved this time of year – spring....

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March 21, 2015

you shan't win
not this day my furry friend
watch me run

head start - yeah!
close to end he leaps down ledge
watch him fly

staircase race 
wins and rubs it in my face
prissy proud prance...

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Prissy pink praying mantis pretends no preference
Delightful dapper Dan, a suitor, gives her deference.
They dance a tantalizing tango with her cousin Ted.
Before the dance is finished, Dan has lost his sweet head....

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