Short Presidency Poems

Triumphalist
Republican
Undertakes
Militant
Presidency...

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Jimmy Carter
Former president and peanut farmer
Now builds habitats for humanity
After a one term presidency....

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Notice hereby

The United States of America
Aka The US, 
Now "The US Group Company"
Retains its Presidency 
To Donald Trump 
Until 2020...

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Next President

Senator Bernie Sanders
Inspires with his candid standards.
Presidential campaign rally 15,000 strong,
Hope for Presidency 2 terms long....

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We used to give the President 
  and the Presidency
    the benefit of the doubt

Now we doubt
  there's any benefit
    to the President
      or the Presidency...

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Mike Pence bravely upheld the Constitution
  Now Mr. T. wants to exact retribution

If the Presidency is in Mike's future
  Let Mr. T. bleed to death without sutures...

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Higgledy-piggledy
Newt Gingrich
So loved his country
He betrayed his wife.
Whilst berating Bill Clinton
Incontrovertibly.
His run for presidency
Now full of strife....

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Cohen Sang Song

Cohen sang song which was a carol;
Now they have Trump over a barrel;
He started new cult,
Called sexual assault;
Not only that presidency is imperil.

Jim Ho Ho Horn...

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Trump has supporters who him are defending;
What they have been doing is really pretending,
And a total misfit,
Who should quit,
So his awkward presidency soon will be ending.

Jim Horn...

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Donald Trump
is no frump.
He wears expensive attire,
and is known for saying "You're Fired!"

Donald Trump,
sometimes a grump.
Arrogant as he can be,
he's running for the Presidency.

8/20/15...

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His Majesty Is A Travesty

What many have known about his majesty,
Has been determined to be a total travesty;
Blatant big blunder,
With much thunder;
Trump said that his presidency is a dynesty.

Jim Horn...

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To Voting Booth Race

Why let her experience go to waste
Hillary in Presidency should be placed
Time for woman in White House being
My wife and I have been agreeing
And to voting booth we both raced.

Jim Horn...

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One positive thing Trump's presidency has proven
How Barack's charm and intelligence wasn't an illusion
An outstanding Prez
Had fun with the press
Proves how far down we've plunged into total collusion...

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Richard M. Nixon
                                                      Needed some fixin'.
                                                     His presidency failed,
                                            When Watergate was unveiled....

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Knocked down a pervasive glass ceiling 
And left the racist bigots reeling,  
Meteoric rise to Vice-Presidency 
And the praise for her ascendency 
Lets little girls know the sky is the limit 
And, in America, that is the prevailing spirit....

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   Much-maligned during his Presidency
   George W. Bush still denied residency
     in the Republican Party today

   ‘Midst the mess in the Middle East
   The GOP yet withholds its charity 
     ~ from a leader of true moral clarity
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Ask not
only what a Biden Presidency
will do to Wall Street,

Ask also
what will Wall Street
receive/not receive
from a continuing Trump
and nationalist Republican
legacy of public
and global,
natural
and spiritual 
health divestment....

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Do rubles rain right into his bank?
Tells many lies, can Trump be frank?
Made appointments, but they stank.
His approval ratings again just sank.
Investigated, so gave Comey yank!
Most now think he’s a hopeless wank.


[just having a little fun at Orange Trumplestiltskin)...

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I spoke to a Rose last night~
topics not the usual color and
scent; more, how noses toward
blossoms fondly cant – spoke
of dreamy dreamy eyes...of 
dreamy snuggles, and dreamy
sighs: was offered a blush-one
to pick and take home! Said, 
I would settle, like Lincoln, for
a presidency, and a poem....

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my president is stupid
even  more stupid than my uncles
he feasts with his buddies
while his people starve

my president is stupid
even more stupid than a white man
who thinks the color of his skin
is a privilege

my president is stupid
even more stupid than kamuzu
who thought his presidency
was eternal....

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Some people are celebrating while others feel devastation.
I am happy because today is Donald Trump's Inauguration.
It's what some people want and what others resent.
Donald John Trump is now our forty-fifth President.
I support him as his Presidency begins to advance.
I believe that he should be given the benefit of the doubt, he deserves a chance....

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Theomania's easy to see
in one holding the presidency.
When megalomanic,
his tweeting gets frantic.
All his money could buy therapy!

At least now there's hope if you vent
whenever you have discontent.
Should you think you are God,
though you're only a sod,
you could one day become president.

Oct. 22, 2017 for The Mania Contest of Lewis Raynes...

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My favorite ex-President-in-Law
  Huge wad of tobacco set in his jaw
    He'd spit some out on the rug
    Said it did away with bugs  
  Yecch! George Bush Jr. dubbed it ~ 'Shock and Awe'




   _______________________________________
   Some of you may remember Operation 'Shock 
   and Awe' in Iraq during Junior's Presidency, back 
   in the day....

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Barack Obama is a Senator and a family man too.
He was born in Hawaii in Honolulu.
He has a wife and two daughters who he loves very much.
When it comes to the issues that are important, he's in touch.
He can be a great leader for this land.
If I ever meet him, I'll shake his hand.
He will be a candidate who I'll always remember.
I hope he wins the Presidency this November....

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Weren’t you lucky, up to time of your blood thirsty war,
Russian sports, especially gymnasts and ballet at the fore,
Gave your presidency of Russia somewhat of a credit,
Hopefully with Western sanctions you’ll swim in debit
And, as for the Patriarch of your Russian Orthodox Church
Strange bedfellows you are, so odd,
You Putin, and your puppet Patriarch, will one day face God....

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