Short Pinched Poems

Honey Crisp
 
red peel like pinched cheeks
on the outside, but inside
white as newborn teeth

6/21/2018...

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Now I was pinned down,
Pinched tenderly, held firmly,
By her stiletto.

(c)2016 PJ Bayliss
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Miserable

Minds wrenched
Hearts stung.
Pennies pinched.

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 3, 2010
Poetic form: Senryu...

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A little old lady named Kate
whose memory wasn’t so great
was pinched on the rear
by a man with a lear
said she sir, are we on a date?...

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snapdragons smile
lips curl, mouths open when pinched
silent giggles


Entry for Charles Henderson's haiku/senryu contest...

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There was an old man of York
That loved to play in the park
He got caught on the slide
With a bare backside
Cos his brother pinched  his belt for a lark...

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My teacher, she once gave me a C 
The next cycle...she gave me a D 
I was young with no class 
When I pinched her fine … 
But that cycle...she gave me a B...

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tripped, punched in the gut
slapped in the face, pinched,
kicked in the butt -
all answers to, “how are you?”
what we say is, “I’m fine…”...

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Yellow day lily's bloom
Tightly pinched the blossom
Against the morning's cold
Last bud of summer 
Soon 'oar's frost will close  

Gogyohka form...

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There once was lad named Sean,
Who thought he was a leprechaun.
He dressed all in green,
And pinched the colleens,
Then danced a jig until dawn.

9/18/18
(Colleen - an Irish girl)...

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pillow pinched, plumped, plopped
pummeled, punched, flattened, flopped, dropped
at long last got up
french-press-boiled fresh-ground coffee
supplements insomnia...

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Active macho sperm told the passive egg
I am turned on darling eggie are you on the rag?
Eggie smiled and tumbled
Sperm's bollocks are bumbled
Eve pinched Adam's bum, " your dizzy balls sag"....

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just when you thought
you had it pinched
between thumb and forefinger
it squirmed out
slithered into a crevice
leaving a slimy trail behind
taking turns watching
the crack for eyes in the dark...

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 POSING FOR JOHN SINGER SARGENT

ruby red velvet
exquisite gown, silver shoes
snow white countenance
pinched red cheeks, ebony hair
Mrs. Hugh Hammerslay smiles

8/5/2020...

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Building castles on a sandy beach
I left to gather up more sand
But, in one castle, a shock
Ran through my wind-blown locks
Castle, occupied 
Sand crab resides
Pinched finger
Band-aid
Time....

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She woke up feeling pinched and kicked.
What kind of dream was that? She wondered aloud.
Her neck hurt, her back hurt, her face hurt.
The angry cupids congratulated themselves.
They loved it when someone woke up mean....

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'the sun has ascendant between us,
between two pinched,
that bow to each other;
love with the sun ascendant,
has red on our orgasmic ally
stem;
we are now like a shadow, thy
set, in the same continent;
but kiss the air husbandry....

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strippers reported that customers: 
Grabbed them by the arm (88%) 
Grabbed their breast (73%) 
Grabbed their buttock (91%) 
Pulled their hair (27%) 
Pinched them (58%) 
Slapped them (24%) 
Bit them (36%) 
Note.Supari injection?...

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Everywhere I go
My rear is there for me
It gives comfort when I sit
Should I decided to bend the knee

With strong advice from my wife
I need to keep my cheeks pinched tight
So everywhere I go
My brains don't spill out on the floor...

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His pinched up nostrils,
His bat-ears,
He is hard to hear,
His eyes stare----
--With vacant expression----
And mouth open,
With protruding incisors,
His saliva dribbles.
Clinician! Can you offer diagnosis?
No? Oh! It's Enlarged Adenoids!...

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Why do I drink coffee?
It always makes me poo. 
And when I smell that steaming turd, 
it makes me think of you. 

As you float there in the water, 
I like to think you’re dead. 
I pretend that I have killed you, 
that I pinched off your head....

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One or more words that make the sound as you speak
N
Oink is an example and so are squeal and squeak
M
A
T
Ouch!  You’d exclaim if pinched by a sneak
P
Outstanding is this creative language technique
E
I
A


Kim’s Acrostic Play Contest


11/09/20...

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Smoke came in on the wind
a hazy glaze hung in the air
making all appear like fog
or some might call it smog
the nostrils pinched
the throat felt sore
and a cough always near
irritating the lungs
making the eyes red
all hoping the fires die
and a smoke free sky....

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The Easter Bunny's hopping mad
as someone's pinched his eggs,
he said when he finds out their name
he plans to smack their legs -
 but now all's well, he's found the spot
(he'd hidden them himself)
so now he's put them in plain sight:
all lined up on his shelf.

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Scrooge's Clerk, Bob Cratchit
Earned his paycheck, and hopes to match it
He needs to buy his Christmas dinner
But Scrooge just pinched his shillings thinner! 




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For Andrea's Contest: Christmas Clarihew
12/10/14...

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