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Everywhere I Go

Everywhere I go My rear is there for me It gives comfort when I sit Should I decided to bend the knee With strong advice from my wife I need to keep my cheeks pinched tight So everywhere I go My brains don't spill out on the floor

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 11/14/2018 8:08:00 PM
You are so fortunate to receive such valuable advice from your lovely wife, Mike. Lucky lucky you!
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Date: 6/10/2016 8:58:00 AM
Another funny one Mike! A nice tribute to rear ends, lol!:)
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