Everywhere I Go

Everywhere I go
My rear is there for me
It gives comfort when I sit
Should I decided to bend the knee

With strong advice from my wife
I need to keep my cheeks pinched tight
So everywhere I go
My brains don't spill out on the floor
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Gauthier Avatar
November 14, 2018 at 8:08 PM
You are so fortunate to receive such valuable advice from your lovely wife, Mike. Lucky lucky you!
Hoffman Avatar
June 10, 2016 at 8:58 AM
Another funny one Mike! A nice tribute to rear ends, lol!:)
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