Short Pepsi Poems

Coke or Pepsi
there's no difference
which one do you drink?...

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Big bowls of popcorn 
cheese pizza with extra cheese 
tall glass of pepsi...

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Red dress and black bra
Two big Macs
One Pepsi to go
On the road we kiss
At the rest stop comes the bliss...

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Is one of the many movies I've yet to see
Let's rent it and pop some popcorn.
And get some Cherry Pepsi and Jujubes
Or your favorite movie time snack...

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Diet Pepsi
Diet Coke
  Diet Sprite

Irish Creme
Pina Colada
  Heineken Lite

Do you 
want to
  lose weight

Or your
drink to
  taste great...

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stop for chit chat
a pepsi crowns the head 
of Buddha

I am not advocating disrespect for anyone's 
religion, just reporting life as I see it...

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Hot cheese pizza
four slices, mmm.
Square table at
Round Table.
Diet Pepsi
bendy straw
sports channel on wall TV
palm trees outside
must be Florida
oh wait, no:
California....

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Pop is the pop
Teaching, life=1000%
Fight is not to fight back
History is man best friend
Loose= winners
Coke Pepsi= are two diffent things in life
Being yourself is the key to life...

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I once met a thirsty man from Poughkeepsie--uh,
He drank four quarts a day of Diet Pepsi--uh,
It was certainly no dry joke
The over-saturated bloke
Died from an extremely rare case of dyspepsia.

written June 17, 2021...

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He’ll always be my Pepsi man
With a Diet Pepsi, in his hand
I’ll continue to sleep in my Pepsi T
Since Pepsi is a part of me
Uniform to slacks and tie
And now we’re telling Pepsi, bye
But it’s ok, I’m not sad 
My daddy is a Pepsi grad...

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My addiction to Pepsi is a curse
It's bad for my body and for my purse
Limit is one per day
But I have feet of clay
I love the stuff..for better or for worse



for the Beverage contest...glug
Barbara Gorelick    10/27/11...

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We are going to Pepsi Cola Florida today
But why? Her amused relatives would ask.
Maybe to drink Pepsi? She said right away.
At five, so sad that she has to wear a mask.
Hope Florida weather will be mild all day 
So they can watch the manatees bask....

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Gut wrenching
Bowel clenching
Loo stenching
Throat heaving
Sick making
Head aching
No sleeping
Mum’s waking
She’s crying
Not dying….


Tipsy!

Based on the format of the original PEPSI advert from the 1970's


08-12-17...

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actually it's a rondolet, a shortened form of rondeau, but not a seperate category in p.s.

Diet Pepsi
The last drink you afforded me
Diet Pepsi
A silver can, eyeball tempting -
Better than looking at your glee
Strangling me, last image seen
Diet Pepsi


2/23/12...

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Diet  Pepsi  is my addicting vice,
I have one at 6 a.m. and don’t think twice. 
I used to have 6-8 per day,
Now I have 2-3 and that’s okay.

I know it’s not as good for me,
As my sweet, southern iced tea!
But for now I will vow to cut way back…
Someday I will get off this soda track!...

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drinkers from plastic
diet pepsi addicts hear
twice the micro beads

of fractal plastic
lodged in your body systems
on an average

scale of health diets
and population samples
of FOREIGN OBJECTS

in sampled people
stuff that summons class action
lawsuits for billions


stan sand...

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Counting calories
Carbs and sugars too!
In food, drinks of all kinds, sodas too!
Diet Pepsi No#1
Taste, texture, vanilla too!
An addiction that says,"Diet Pepsi, I gotta have!
My energizer pick me up through the day
Invigorating!!!        Smooth!!!!
What diet can be complete
without Diet Pepsi who can't be beat!...

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I was convinced that the spirit left me 
couldn`t drink my Pepsi
thinking I was poisoned by the Nesle 
gotta get that sugar cane
gunna get some crooked fame
I`m to blame
Runnin` up this hill like I`m game
Say it plain
God in heaven came to make rain
My brain
Feels restored and I`m alive again
By Kyle Ezra Kriticos...

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I used to have Alka-Seltzer stomachs
       spitting Excedrin headaches
     Had a lot to like in a Marlboro
       even ate Aunt Jemima pancakes

     I admit -- I thought Coke was xxxtt 
       was a member of the Pepsi Generation
     Used to expect more from Standard
                                   ~ Did I ever get it?...

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Magical Pilot turned his plane
into the side of a mountain
An app i dont need
Man on the sun
Pepsi in the coke can
Harry Potter themed funeral
Trying to put the sorting hat
on the corpse
Bottle without a lip
Clothing for a house
Ad dress
Helicopter Ejector seats
Slow food shops
Clocks that only stop

Yeah i live in here...

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am a 1/2 full pitcher Lord 
Father fill me with your loving
 Living Water
 I Don't Need No One
 None of the world's confectionates
Don't need not no Kool-Aid Pepsi or Coke products
No wine fill my pitcher Lord 
Oh, God with your living water fill me all
Up, with your living water 
Fill me up

2/14/23
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HuH!!!
there be no honey bees in the winter
naked are the trees
NO! cold Pepsi Cola no RC
Heated are the harden heart, which are no longer gold
the deaf, the blind, the invalids screams not,
nor are their voices heard
WONDER BIRD
all doors closed
IM-PAR-TI-AL-I-TY-

12/31/23
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023...

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Coke or Pepsi, 7-up
Pour that Sunkist in a cup
Pop a can and drink it up
So Brilliant a beverage creation

Fresca, Fanta Crush, or Sprite
Caffeine free or up all night
Each bubble burst with pure delight
What wonderful innovation

Dr. Pepper,Mountain Dew
Mug root beer, the finest brew
I'd thank the chap, but I don't know who
Invented carbonation...

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Her list includes croutons and jelly and jam,
as I read down, I see knockwurst and ham.
Bananas and tuna, pick up Borax and Bold,
if there's no Zest, then get Palmolive Gold.
Orange juice and lemons, Pepsi and Sprite,
ice cream and cookies for our guests tonight.
I arrive on line nine with it all and croutons.
It rings up, I reach in..I forgot the coupons....

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SUPERMARKET DAZE

Gross overweight reflections

Gleam off stainless steal

Frozen TV. dinners.

Obese mothers Jam

Peppermint suckers down

Their children’s tearful mouth

-temporary peace.

Hamburger helper, pepsi-lite

TV  guide, rovers dog food

-frantic search for penny full bargains.

Torn pantyhose

Wheel aisle after aisle.

 Mountains of pot pies, ice cream, potato chips

Must hurry...

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