Short Out Of Town Poems

sloppy flimflam man
selling inferior wares
hes run out of town...

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On the autumn road,
The one that leads out of town,
A coyote strolls....

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Allies to be 'round,
Even when you're out of town.
Real friends are bound....

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Horde meets out  of town…
White smoke as tires spin around
Pistons melting down...

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Hoboken is broken and
nobody's jokin' so
just buy a token and
get out of town  !!!...

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Hoboken is broken and
Nobody's joken' so 
Just buy a token and
get out of town ......

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we were out of town
here's what when down
and its not funny honey
we
RAN OUT OF MONEY...

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its a treat
taste beat
this love to eat
in or out of town
love
SAUGE EGGS
AND HAS BROWN...

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get out of town
get off the ground
fine a new sound
if not for noone els
rebuild with lords will
BUILD YOUR SELF...

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They couldn't sit down 'till they got it out of town.

To send it back was nice,
But who'd have bet the odds,
They'd send it back with mice,
And golden emerods....

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There was once a bad teacher at school.
She called us mean names, and was so cruel.
We wrote up a clear petition.
Getting her out, was our mission.
She was led out of town on a mule....

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There was an old maid named Clorenza Brown.
She had her eye upon Willian Lee Crown.
She baked him apple pie
the hard crust was so dry
that poor William caught first stage out of town....

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  Why does the phone weigh 800 pounds 
    when I pick it up to call an old acquaintance of mine

  I stagger and stammer and put the phone down
    anyway, he was probably out-of-town
...

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ROAD TO SLOVENIA in Haiku
H 13...In A Bosnian Village

"Burn the houses down
gather all the people up
bus them out of town."


               © Ron wilson aka vee bdosa the doylestown poet...

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Will miss my souper friends
But need some beach time
Need some sun and fun

Seafood and junk food
Vacation is on the way
Will return on 5/29/10

I can smell the salt spray
Just got to get away!!...

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There once was a zebra from China.
Who liked to sing songs in D minor.
    His voice was the rage
    When they put him on stage.
He rode out of town a headliner!


For Deborah Guzzi's Limerick II Contest...

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It's warm with clouds of grey. It might rain to my dismay. *Sigh* Why must the sun come now when we must go out of town? On thus fine day when I wish to Dine in the gaze of the blue crystalline skies? Oh Hark' woe is me....

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Get ready for the beatdown the one that will kick you out of town. Rodney Mack the 
clown will be beat down and in a ditch he will be found as still as a rotten switch. 
You'll call Nikki not that stupid witch you with!...

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Scanning through my memories of times now long past.

I cannot recall a more sorrowful, lonesome sound. 

Than the late night, wailing, mournful moan of a distant steam whistle blast.

As a huge steam locomotive bids farewell on its way out of town....

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An extragalactic out-of-town adventure is what you need.
Your imagination fresh like Einstein’s, not going to seed.
I would loan you my purple rocket ship, but it is out of fuel.
Let’s meet back tomorrow in our assigned seats at this boring school....

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My muse is stuck on a rhyme 
Not a lyric or stanza around
I need a tone and a pitch to be found
Harmony went out of town
Who is online doesn’t know
Someone took free verse 
My followers have all left
My spell check doesn't work

My Muse is Cooked...

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  OOB = Out of Business
    OOT = Out of Town
  OOL = Out of Luck
    ARD = All Run Down

  OMG = Oh My God!
    WAB = What a Bod!
  OTL = On the Loose
    OTJ = Off the Juice

  OOO = Out of Order
    ATB = At the Border
  MAD = Much Ado
     ABOUT YOU!...

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There was a cat from the city
who thought she was purrfectly pretty
But a dog  chased her down
Almost running her out of town
And that did upset Miss Kitty

You best be believin'
That Miss Kitty got even
 She rounded up a cat posse
And they  scratched up the doggie
Now the poor mutt is grievin'...

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my car broke down
when i went out of town
i got mad and kicked the fender
i never should have took the lender
so i had it towed back to town
and then i saw that stinkin clown
and then i started to frown
it's been a long day 
so i went home to my wife
i wonder if i can continue my life....

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The Sabbath comes in so soon
  Unlike lazy Fridays in June
A light lunch, say grace, turn around
  The sun on it's way out of town

A long night is a gift for sleeping  
  Sabbath rest, all of us keeping
But once again, short is the day
  Synagogue, meal and snooze ~
           ~ Goodbye, Saturday...

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