Short Oral Poems

A law is oral, 
when it's on moral.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014...

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Bathsheba has wandering eyes
For brownies, cake, and apple pies
Her appetite
Is dynamite
The Harem call her, "Thunder Thighs"...

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A lady who loves oral sex
Took to bed 3 cowboys named, "Tex"
One was well-hung
One for his tongue
And the third for his Rolodex...

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Studious
Temperamental
Eccentric
Reasonable
Eager
Oral
Tease
Young at heart
Passionate
Inane
Needy
Gloomy

Moody
Empty...

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O cean stretches wide.
C oral reefs form a garden.
E very tide, a swan~
A cosmos of all wonder,
N ature’s great treasure casket!
...

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Davy Jones was clearly immoral
When he ruled all sex must be oral
But one mermaid's tail
Excited a whale
And his fluke just shattered the coral!...

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Do blow jobs supplied as the norm
Add thrill to a man's pleasure storm?
Though oral acts please
The giver could sneeze
And create a transgender form...

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Seems an amorous Florida man
Drove right into a FedEx step van.
Though the oral tradition
Caused a head-on collision,
The package was delivered as planned....

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Two lips, no,
four lips -

lips for the oral intimacy
of her other lips.

Lip reading passing passions,
where a kiss becomes
an open secret. 
...

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When are danglers
called anglers

And what are they fishing for?

Hoping for a bite
or a swallow--

Some form or function
feast or frolic
of oral delight....

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A gushing response,
deeply forgiving.
Oral translation,
ripe for the picking.
ADORED AREN'T YOU?
Thrilling moments,
Isolation abating,
Overdone on the waiting,
now....

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So confident that he'd pass the test

Claimed his oral essay was the best 

He yammered and muttered

And stammered and stuttered

But half way through he puked on his desk...

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Life is the oral great epic 
                                none can express all 
                                                            by one click (life)!



-October 03, 2018, Chattogram...

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Solicit and Complicit

Only what I believe will I ever solicit;
Account for components being complicit;
Always inquisitive;
Only my best give;
Exhibit great oral ability when explicit.

Jim Horn...

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Ivory cinnamon

Fine flavor

Appetizer


Saliva flourishes

Grave cravings

Taste of luck


Oral equilibrium

Evokes cream

Wax of fate


Love, lust, & passion

The ultimate sacrifice

A dangerous gamble

Blackjack...

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If you step on someone's foot, they open their mouth
Just like a garbage can but an oral outburst they arouse
Nastiest ever known
Quite an angry tone
“Watch where you're going you stupid old cow!”...

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Fury tells me what to do, not the other way around
As I decide whether to speak, its quiet fingers twist me
My oral wound bleeds for my profit, and "justified" is bait.

Written: May 14, 2023...

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better than whom
whos nomenclatures
senses dense reality
breathing a turn out
freshly sold breath
arresting
shakespeares oral submissions
given upon down
word scalding
three degrees
of
love that zoomd
better than whom
?...

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See, Bathsheba looks hot in the tub,
gives King David a bit of a chub.
He exclaims, “Lordy, Moses!”
then, Uriah, disposes,
and gets burned when he burns for that shrub.


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H/T to Rico Leffanta's Oral Robbers...

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     Since time immemorial
    reading or by oral tradition
       2+2 EQUALS 4
    modernly with evolution
  I discovered in practice that;
  2+2 equals 5 when I pay bills
  2+2 equals 3 when I receive a salary



PS. LISTENING SOMEONE OUT OF HERE...

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Sexy,sex appeal,sensual,strong,seductive
Comforting,charming,charismatic,controlling
Outgoing,observant,oral,oblivious to others
Risk-takers,riders,real,real freaky,reliable
Possessive,planners,physical
Intuitive,insightful,idealist,insane 
Open,opportunist,only,one...

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Listen to poem:

I'm frozen here
And shall remain
While anaesthetic
Eases pain 

My lips are fat
My tongue just lies
No words untrue
While spittle flies 

A mouth aghast
While tools engage 
And rubber fingers
Squeak outrage

Construction
Of the oral kind
So mastication 
Is refined...

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                         A nice warm teacup
                              Aromatic and healing
                                    Good inside and out
                                         Skin, GI, hair, and oral
                                              A sweet blast of lemongrass...

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From lips of thine I would review
The poems you've written, oral true.
Each breath, each sound, that carries words,
When rhymed together betters birds.

The high perfect' of human speech
I will detect, my ears will reach,
And with the soul of thought for guide
I'll hear YOUR soul and vibe with pride....

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There’s nothing on the inside
my wife’s been soren to call
Or something on the outside
my doctor’s warn to all

And never any insight
for lawyer’s claus to slaw’l
Or ever any vinedite
for honor’s cause to loll

I offer up to vine-light
my moral claws for all
and haven’t any sin light
for oral laws to call...

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