Short Old Lady Poems

His new love told
  him to hold dark
      his old lady...

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An old lady
The sound of her chair
creaking slowly into time...

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An old lady
her heart yearning
for memories
lost in time lockers...

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bedridden but blessed
old lady holds her grandchild
she finds strength to BE...

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old lady in blue jeans
I did not realize until this second
I rarely see this happen...

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There was an old lady 
who lay in the clay
It hardened like concrete
so there she will stay....

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Welcome visitor
     Enjoy Grand Old Lady by the River
                Beware of deadly nights...

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe..
just kinda funny, but impossibly true.

nov 5, 2018...

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Wee old Lady Who
Resides in a tennis shoe
Grandsons live there too

WHEWW!

This is a fractured haiku...

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The  very old lady upstairs 
Keeps dropping things on the old wooden floor
I keep waiting for the big old thud...

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sandals on my feet
the beach boys' songs are playing
a song melody
pasadena song comes on
little old lady like me...

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Thoughts recycled, jumbled into plastic
Perhaps a bench, sturdy for public use,
That's all the old lady shared with me....

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He went in for a six-pack,
and came out with a smile

His heart reawakened,
the old lady—a child

(Dreamsleep: March, 2020)...

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Sadie was an old lady
Who badly wanted a baby,
She had a dog and a cat,
A horse, pig and a rat,
She was an eccentric old lady....

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A little old lady named Kate
whose memory wasn’t so great
was pinched on the rear
by a man with a lear
said she sir, are we on a date?...

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Old Lady Long Locks
Lived in a long box
But one rainy day
The box washed away
Now she lives in a barn full of lots
Of golden-brown hay...

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Old Lady Long Locks
Lived in a long box
But one rainy day
The box washed away
Now she lives in a barn full of lots
Of golden-brown hay...

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Lady in the Shoe

That fornicating old lady 
Still living in that ratty shoe
The citys' gonna move it out 
I wonder what she’s gonna do...

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Hickory dickory dock 
the mouse broke that clock
it should have struck one
and it won't stick two
so he bugged the old lady in the shoe....

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The old lady who lived in a shoe
They claimed didn’t know what to do
I’d say they were wrong
For she knew all along
How to get nailed and screw...

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Charlotte, a grand old lady
Wore elegant hats big and shady
She wore the finest of clothes
And pure silken hose
This was of course in her hay day...

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There once was a gray-haired old lady.
Her name was Miss Irma McGrady.
As sweet as can be 
was little old she,
but at bingo she’d act rather shady....

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The was an old lady from Crewe
That was all of a ditherydoo
She had hidden her dentures
Forgot where cos she has dementia
Now has trouble eating her stew...

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There was once an old lady in Rome
Who never talked on a phone
She preferred to write letters 
And that to her never matters
That she was living alone...

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There was an old lady named Joyce
Who writing her thoughts found a voice.
She opts to write poems
Instead of long tomes.
For her its a matter of choice....

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