Short Obese Poems
Short Obese Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Obese by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Obese by length and keyword.
Mcdonalds
Golden arch covers
Smiling cashiers poaching dough
Obese patrons gorge...
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Categories:
obese, business,
Form:
Senryu
Gastronomy
Be careful with food
As to obese the body,
There's life more for good....
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Categories:
obese, gospel, spiritual, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Haiku
The Powerful and the Impotent
The Powerful commit
obese crimes
The Impotent commit
anemic mistakes...
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Categories:
obese, power, satire, sin,
Form:
Couplet
Growth
I hunger, yet still -
For more than what is my fill,
Obese to my will....
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Categories:
obese, how i feel,
Form:
Haiku
Of Course Not Me
People are crazy
Obtuse, obese and lazy
Of course that’s not me
...
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Categories:
obese, how i feel, introspection, people,
Form:
Senryu
Holy
Holy, Holy, Holy
Try Our Chicken Mole
Eat and eat and eat and eat
Until you're roly poly....
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Categories:
obese, atheist, celebration, faith, food, fun, giggle, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Aunt Neva
My old Aunt Neva
Loved to shop
In the 3-7-9 store
For small-girl outfits
To wear on her arms....
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Categories:
obese, fashion, happy, humor, niece, old, silly, teenage,
Form:
Free verse
Self Analysis
Are you clinically obese?
Is your alcohol intake quite scary?
Do you like to dress up as a woman?
Then eat, drink and be Mary...
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Categories:
obese, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Obesity
Those candies hiding in your valise
say your diet long since lost its lease.
So, chew on those Reeses;
chomp whatever pleases.
You've got more that I can love obese....
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Categories:
obese, food,
Form:
Limerick
Obese
OBESE
O---oversize
B---bovine brimmingly bulky
E---elephantine enormous
S---solid stoutly
E---extensively
4/14/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©...
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Categories:
obese, allusion, character, engagement, stress, surreal,
Form:
Acrostic
Seasick
There was a professor morbidly obese
A condition he was anxious to breach.
His students tried to help
By giving him kippered kelp.
Now he’s too sick to be able to teach....
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Categories:
obese, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Gulliver's Renown
Tiny
villagers
inhabited
Lilliput Island.
Gulliver unaware
found himself tied down
became renown
for being
obese.
written July 4, 2021...
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Categories:
obese, allusion, humor, irony,
Form:
Ninette
Fried
Cal Call was a lowlife nicknamed Big Mac
he was obese and partook from a sack.
He gobbled up French fries
and with no surprise
died, alas, from a supersized heart attack....
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Categories:
obese, addiction,
Form:
Limerick
Lennie and Half Acre
Lennie was a Hen-pecked pastry baker
Who told His wife He might forsake Her.
She nagged and was grossly obese.
He wanted it to quickly cease.
Whereupon He frosted Her Half-acre....
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Categories:
obese, humor,
Form:
Limerick
From Snicker To Liquor
Rollo Rigby was a lover of candy
he kept a big supply ever handy.
But he became so obese
he waddled like geese.
He quit candy but is hooked on brandy
(making his life fine and dandy)....
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Categories:
obese, addiction, candy,
Form:
Limerick
Monthly Rhyme One
Tough to fight,
Difficult to write,
Hard to unscrew, it’s too tight,
Not coke its sprite,
Not tomorrow its tonight,
I am not obese am a couple of pounds light,
It’s dark, shine the light....
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Categories:
obese, for him, fun, inspiration, nostalgia, poetry, word
Form:
Rhyme
Obese On Humble Pie Slam
Why am i so fat
Sorry obese
You ask
Because i cannot simply find
a single person willing to share
A crumb or slice of my
humble pie with me
Everybody must be on the
humble diet...
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Categories:
obese, slam,
Form:
Free verse
Old Saint Nick
O-Obese
L-Loveable
D-Dashing
S-Sensational
A-Awesome
I-Intrepid
N-Noble
T-Trusted
N-Nifty
I-Imposing
C-Celebrated
K-Knowledgeable
Entry for Bobby May's "Christmas Poetry" Contest...
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Categories:
obese, christmas,
Form:
Acrostic
Fast Food
Salami Fruit Sundae
Subway on Monday,
Pizza Hut on Tuesday,
McDonald's on Wednesday,
Burgerking on Thursday
Fat on Friday,
Obese on Saturday,
Exploded on Sunday.
That was the end
Of Salami Fruit Sundae...
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Categories:
obese, america,
Form:
Rhyme
Reindeer
Hauling Santa across quite a span
Gave tired reindeer a devious plan
When he grew too obese
Stuck in a chimneypiece
They replaced him with a lighter man
12.13.18
For Reindeer limerick contest...
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Categories:
obese, christmas, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The Greedy Brown Rat
THE GREEDY BROWN RAT
~~~~~~~~~~~~
the greedy brown rat
was becoming obese
from stealing
food off our table
blasé he became
fearless no fright
he had a surprise
a trap, now he's a fable...
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Categories:
obese, humor,
Form:
McWhirtle
Obese Death
Layers of fat,
melted by acid,
he took in more fat,
and now acid was less,
less melted,
and more piled on,
he was thickening,
and lazily drawn,
it went on for long,
till it rang,
the death gong,
and he was gone....
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Categories:
obese, inspirational, life, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
Random Rhymes
SMART ALECK
Smugly
Ugly
CRAZY MINION
Wacky
Lackey
CRAMMED BRIEFCASE
Obese
Valise
GOOD FRIEND
Lover
Cover
BAR-HOPPING
Beaver
Fever
written September 4, 2021...
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Categories:
obese, humorous,
Form:
Footle
Bawdy Wrestler
There once was a wrestler called Patrice
Who gobbled food till he was obese;
Though round and full his tummy
He overate pork yummy-
And beat rivals licking their oiled grease.
Bawdy Limerick Contest , Tania Kitchin
30 Dec 2018...
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Categories:
obese, food, humorous, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Limerick: Twenty-Three Skidoo
Flapper Shirley Shively sighed and thought, how could she?
She'd love to do that hootchie-kootchie dance, but would she?
Though the boys she loved to tease,
She was, sadly, quite obese.
Surely Shirley Shively shouldn't shimmy, should she?...
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Categories:
obese, humor,
Form:
Limerick