Short Obese Poems
Short Obese Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Obese by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Obese by length and keyword.
Are you clinically obese?
Is your alcohol intake quite scary?
Do you like to dress up as a woman?
Then eat, drink and be Mary
Categories:
obese, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Those candies hiding in your valise
say your diet long since lost its lease.
So, chew on those Reeses;
chomp whatever pleases.
You've got more that I can love obese.
Categories:
obese, food,
Form:
Limerick
OBESE
O---oversize
B---bovine brimmingly bulky
E---elephantine enormous
S---solid stoutly
E---extensively
4/14/18
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©
Categories:
obese, allusion, character, engagement, stress, surreal,
Form:
Acrostic
There was a professor morbidly obese
A condition he was anxious to breach.
His students tried to help
By giving him kippered kelp.
Now he’s too sick to be able to teach.
Categories:
obese, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Tiny
villagers
inhabited
Lilliput Island.
Gulliver unaware
found himself tied down
became renown
for being
obese.
written July 4, 2021
Categories:
obese, allusion, humor, irony,
Form:
Ninette
Cal Call was a lowlife nicknamed Big Mac
he was obese and partook from a sack.
He gobbled up French fries
and with no surprise
died, alas, from a supersized heart attack.
Categories:
obese, addiction,
Form:
Limerick
Lennie was a Hen-pecked pastry baker
Who told His wife He might forsake Her.
She nagged and was grossly obese.
He wanted it to quickly cease.
Whereupon He frosted Her Half-acre.
Categories:
obese, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Rollo Rigby was a lover of candy
he kept a big supply ever handy.
But he became so obese
he waddled like geese.
He quit candy but is hooked on brandy
(making his life fine and dandy).
Categories:
obese, addiction, candy,
Form:
Limerick
Tough to fight,
Difficult to write,
Hard to unscrew, it’s too tight,
Not coke its sprite,
Not tomorrow its tonight,
I am not obese am a couple of pounds light,
It’s dark, shine the light.
Categories:
obese, for him, fun, inspiration, nostalgia, poetry, word
Form:
Rhyme
Feeling get old
At the sunset
Won young at me.
Perseverance
Feed the body
To be strong.
Still some say
Obese issue
Life's threatening.
Admiration
Superfluous now
Wearing skirt.
Categories:
obese, fashion, health, life, prejudice,
Form:
Than-Bauk
Why am i so fat
Sorry obese
You ask
Because i cannot simply find
a single person willing to share
A crumb or slice of my
humble pie with me
Everybody must be on the
humble diet
Categories:
obese, slam,
Form:
Free verse
O-Obese
L-Loveable
D-Dashing
S-Sensational
A-Awesome
I-Intrepid
N-Noble
T-Trusted
N-Nifty
I-Imposing
C-Celebrated
K-Knowledgeable
Entry for Bobby May's "Christmas Poetry" Contest
Categories:
obese, christmas,
Form:
Acrostic
Salami Fruit Sundae
Subway on Monday,
Pizza Hut on Tuesday,
McDonald's on Wednesday,
Burgerking on Thursday
Fat on Friday,
Obese on Saturday,
Exploded on Sunday.
That was the end
Of Salami Fruit Sundae
Categories:
obese, america,
Form:
Rhyme
Hauling Santa across quite a span
Gave tired reindeer a devious plan
When he grew too obese
Stuck in a chimneypiece
They replaced him with a lighter man
12.13.18
For Reindeer limerick contest
Categories:
obese, christmas, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Pleasingly Plump
Obese, bloated, overwrought with contrition
Lainey hung a chart of each yoga position
Couldn’t deal with stretching
Mice she’s still fetching
She defies my lectures on nutrition
Categories:
obese, animal, cat, funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
THE GREEDY BROWN RAT
~~~~~~~~~~~~
the greedy brown rat
was becoming obese
from stealing
food off our table
blasé he became
fearless no fright
he had a surprise
a trap, now he's a fable
Categories:
obese, humor,
Form:
McWhirtle
Layers of fat,
melted by acid,
he took in more fat,
and now acid was less,
less melted,
and more piled on,
he was thickening,
and lazily drawn,
it went on for long,
till it rang,
the death gong,
and he was gone.
Categories:
obese, inspirational, life, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
SMART ALECK
Smugly
Ugly
CRAZY MINION
Wacky
Lackey
CRAMMED BRIEFCASE
Obese
Valise
GOOD FRIEND
Lover
Cover
BAR-HOPPING
Beaver
Fever
written September 4, 2021
Categories:
obese, humorous,
Form:
Footle
There once was a wrestler called Patrice
Who gobbled food till he was obese;
Though round and full his tummy
He overate pork yummy-
And beat rivals licking their oiled grease.
Bawdy Limerick Contest , Tania Kitchin
30 Dec 2018
Categories:
obese, food, humorous, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Flapper Shirley Shively sighed and thought, how could she?
She'd love to do that hootchie-kootchie dance, but would she?
Though the boys she loved to tease,
She was, sadly, quite obese.
Surely Shirley Shively shouldn't shimmy, should she?
Categories:
obese, humor,
Form:
Limerick
I walk upon the Skittles rainbow
Into a cloud so obese
Spreading lard across my
BROKEN HEARTED TOAST
Burnt crumbs, butter melts so softly
As I gaze upon the Oreo-shaped full moon
Dig my way out of this Haagen Daze with a table spoon.
I LOVE FOOD.
Categories:
obese, black african american, devotion, food,
Form:
Ballade
Corpulence was once a sign of vast wealth
Although these days it’s a sign of poor health ~
Donald Trump may be obese
But with his weight he’s at peace ~
Still, his wife seems to say, “Look at yourself!”
Categories:
obese, giggle, health, money, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
On the contorted back
Of Africa in tearful neglect
Based buttocks
The stoic, obese and always full
Of odd appetites
Pain in the back
Of Africa in tears
Centuries are mange
Here and there, scattered
Oh God, I deplore:
- I got tired of this shame!
Categories:
obese, africa,
Form:
Free verse
Oscar chomped chocolate
Oreos and candy
Opera cake and buns
Oxford blue and oysters
Oblivious that his
Obsession with food risks
Obesity for life
Pleiades O Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Kim Merryman
6 per line checked with HMS
05/03/21
Categories:
obese, candy, health,
Form:
Verse
Destiny brought them extremely close,
Emotional flame highest arose,
Big tummies failed to kiss,
Cherished moments piped hiss,
Better obese as appetite froze !
Limerick - 9/9/6/6/9
Written on 27/5/14
Contest- Bawdy, Bawdy, Bawdy, Miss clawdy
Sponsor- Roy Jerden
Categories:
obese, bullying,
Form:
Limerick