Lennie and Half Acre

Lennie was a Hen-pecked pastry baker
Who told His wife He might forsake Her.
She nagged and was grossly obese.
He wanted it to quickly cease.
Whereupon He frosted Her Half-acre.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Merryman Avatar
May 29, 2015 at 9:50 PM
Congrats, Paul, on your win with this witty limerick! Love, Kim
Lawless Avatar
May 27, 2015 at 8:01 AM
Whatever it takes to sweeten the pie. Congrats on this whimsically wicked limerick
Schneiter Avatar
May 27, 2015 at 8:14 AM
Thank you, John. Your characterization of the limerick as "whimsically wicked" strikes me as wonderfully apropos.
Roberts Avatar
May 27, 2015 at 1:39 AM
congrats on your fine win ...Seren
Schneiter Avatar
May 27, 2015 at 5:53 AM
Thank you, Seren. I value and appreciate your encouraging, thoughtful comment.
Johnson Avatar
May 26, 2015 at 11:34 AM
Congratulations on a well deserved win.
Schneiter Avatar
May 26, 2015 at 12:16 PM
Thank you, Michael. I value and appreciate your thoughtfulness in commenting. It was a fun limerick to write.
Wigley Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 9:42 PM
Now there's a guy who is no fan of the Atkin's diet.... congrats! Regards, Viv
Schneiter Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 11:03 PM
Right on, Viv. Thanks for the perceptive observation and for the congrats. Please know of my gratitude.
Laurie Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 6:46 PM
Crikey Paul... Lennie has been initially too nice and fed her too many sugary pies by the looks of it... I suppose he'll get some peace now while she licks herself clean - Lindsay
Schneiter Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 11:08 PM
Lindsay, your comment reminds me of a Timex watch commercial of decades past: "Timex: It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin.'" That poor woman is going to end up with a fractured tongue. * * * Thanks for stopping by. Words from you always elicit my gratitude.
Nunez Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 6:31 PM
Haha...great humor,Paul. Congrats!
Schneiter Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 11:12 PM
Thanks, Kim, for you kind, always-thoughtful words. Now if I could just be the poet you are. How does that Perry Como song go? (showing my age): "It's impossible, just impossible . . . ."
A   Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 5:52 PM
Paul, Congrats on your L&H Limerick win. Love LINDA
Schneiter Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 11:15 PM
Thank you, Linda. Words of praise from you are pure gold. Please know how much I value them. Love and hugs, always.
A  Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 2:40 PM
Congratulations, Skat
Schneiter Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 11:20 PM
One of the magnificent things about this site is the warmth and loving friendship one feels virtually non-stop, but especially at moments like the one I'm having. Thank you for the congrats; I value them.
Smith Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 2:19 PM
lol...fabulous Paul....congrats
Schneiter Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 11:22 PM
Thank you, Tim. I continue to be astonished at the talent that shines through virtually everything you write.
Allison Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 1:34 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Paul :-) Hugs Jan xx
Allison Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 10:37 AM
ha ha ha love it Paul - good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx
Schneiter Avatar
May 25, 2015 at 11:39 PM
Jan, "good luck" wishes from you are not to be taken lightly, as is now obvious. Thank you! You're wonderful (please forgive me for making the error of damning with faint praise, for which I deserve at least 40 lashes).
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