Short No Sense Of Humour Poems

sharp
a sense of humour
her best ally



posted on September 8, 2018...

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i made myself a t-shirt
on the front it says
I have a bomb
and on the back it says
bastic sense of humour
Even the bus driver offered me a seat...

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Oust him now,
We know the turth,
He's been alone for so long he's forgotten what love is,
He sadistic with a sick sense of humour,
Yes God is the problem in creation....

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How do we describe a sense of humor
Sometimes silly last words on a tombstone
No respect for the dead
Just silly instead
Gertrude passed away from a humorous tumor ...

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With the way of the world as it is
Need a sense of humor when things get supercilious
Maybe dance a jig
Or snort like a pig
Running naked through streets acting delirious...

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I’m telling you this, it’s no rumour -
Some people knock my sense of humour 
So I’ve ordered a cab
To take me to rehab
With poetry I’m a late bloomer!

5/14/18...

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A sense of humour is more important than ever
Laughing helps us through and deal with whatever
If you giggle every day
It's worth twelve month's pay
So read my limericks and we'll giggle together!...

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Relatives just visited that I haven't seen for a while
Actually wasn't too impressed, they have a different style
Sense of humour was strange
My patience was drained
Wanted these retards to take leave of our domicile...

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If a gal immediately tickles my ticklish spots
Then forthwith she certainly has me tied up in knots 
A sense of humour is key
Goes a long way with me
So much better than a big bowl of apricots

Huh???

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Take
a pinch
of caution.
A dash of pride.
One dollop of charm.
Add big lumps of kindness.
Mix with a sense of humour.
Throw in a large handful of love.
Blend it all together with patience.
And you will make a happy cake of life.



Margaret --1/11/2011...

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went to see 'once upon a time
innnn holllyyywood'

soft core quentin tarentino
not you're dead yet pulp fiction

a bit too long but a twister
to pull you out of your senses

so hold onto to your popcorn
and let spill your sense of humour


stan sand...

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So first principles
this could be formal axing mums
Theo recites while posting your lates
basic props in position
General prince pulls and has a special status
Roll to play
The ory in in bed
no impure thoughts of ass or umptions
and none will con the ventions...

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Sense of humour, elevating our spirits
Musing over the simple things in life, rejoicing at what we find
Imagination stimulated, childlike, seeing the wonders in life
Light heartedness, laughing at one’s self!
Everything as it is meant to be, smiling, enjoying, the gift of life...

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The sound of laughter,
The tears of joy,
We laughed at the silliest things,
We laughed ourselves to sleep,
We laughed at every moment,
We both grew up and lost our sense of humour,
Life got more serious,
Time split us apart,
The kid inside us is hiding,
We wish we could be kids forever....

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Aged twenty one
got the key to the door ...
shocked to discover
parents had changed the locks!!


checked with how many syllables

3/17/19


n/a in contest I thought it would appeal to the sponsor's sense of humour but still got an n/a

21 syllables Poetry Contest...

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Standing there
Arms outstretched
The haggard pasty washed up
Kewpie doll
Of a soon to be ex
Awaited his oxytocin fix

As the dutiful wench
Swallowed the stench
Of his distillery fermented fat
She thought 

This puts the retch in wretched

And that was that
A good sense of humour
Is only embraced so far



5.31.2020...

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Fifty 

fifty for me one month away 

does not scare me in anyway 

I look in the mirror and see george cloony 

I must be loony 

I feel full of buzz life is good

I remember my forty but I feel like thirty 

back to the future the candles will say

I will blow them away for age is just a number

I have my sense of humour...

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Drawing up a map
It needs a good navigater
Drawing up a budget
It needs figures   systematically
Rolling my eyes in disbelief

The love you have been given
Should be received
Yet it would be nurtured
And will be utilised
Honouring the respect given

Drawing up a marriage proposal
It needs creativity
Drawing up a guest list
It needs a good sense of humour
I rest my case...

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Quick!!! LISTEN UP GUYS – its no rumour
We have a new poet with a sense of humour

To miss his latest gem would be a shame
Maurice Yvonne is this witty guy’s name

A contest entry sadly it wont be
But it’s a poem you need to see

While frozen embers still burn is his poem you must read
If my poem catches your attention I have done a good deed.

Jan Allison
28th August 2014...

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The mistress of mirth it’s who I am
In reality I am simply Jan 
I’ll try and give you laughs
About my silly gaffes
And entertain as much as I can


My panties once went up the hoover
It was a remarkable manoeuvre
Yes I will disclose
They flew up the hose
Phew- I still retain a sense of humour



In response to limerick from Jack Ellison

15th March 2015...

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A wonderful feeling sits deep in my mind
   of all heavenly beings, a cherub, I find

With her warm sense of humour and mystical grace
   and that smile as you speak of her beautiful face

I am feeling of wonder, succumb to all joy
   mistook by the limits of the charms you employ

I want you to know all my feelings are true
   so what more can I say than the words, I love you?...

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My Wellies

You would not recognise me today
My skin is olive when not tanned
My eyes are avocado
As God planned

You would not recognise me today
My head wrap keeps the cold away
In France they would sing and dance
And there would be no second chance

You would not recognise me today
My sense of humour kept at bay
Unless beneath my coat you see
My royal crown adorn Wellies !...

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Seen on a dirty unwashed white van today

Something that which did make me LoL

Right up my street

My kind of sense of humour

Someone had wrote this classic piece of finger art on the back

And on this his van was not written

Wash me

But rather appropriately

Also comes in White

Which tickled my funny bone no end

I almost fell off my bike

Because i have a childishly sense of humour...

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COPLA 68 INVOCATION: This Bad Guy World

We drop from the filthiest parts
End up wanting to get back in:
Sense of humour

Thank You! For keeping the head’s thoughts
Far from losing face in within
Though women sour

The rest of Life’s littered obstruction
You put in place just to surmount:
Care for children

Till insurmountable damnation
Riding bare-back on Himavant
Men limp broken

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014...

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Bored God's

How atrocious it would be
if the moon were a giant plate
with nothing behind it
desolate, inadequate

How peculiar it would be
if the stars were mere sparks
holes in black velvet
diffuse in darkest dark

And what if the sun
was winched up at dawn
by folks in gold suits
we could generally depend on

and if god was an engineer
with a warped sense of humour
the cosmos a distraction
on her office computer...

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