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I'M Booked Into Rehab - Not For Contest

I’m telling you this, it’s no rumour - Some people knock my sense of humour So I’ve ordered a cab To take me to rehab With poetry I’m a late bloomer! 5/14/18

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Date: 5/17/2018 7:19:00 PM
Oh, yes, you did! This poem is a winner even if there is no contest.
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/18/2018 2:40:00 AM
Thanks Caren:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/17/2018 4:47:00 PM
Keep your humour flowing, Jan:) I've heard say that late bloomers soon make up for lost time, and they become prized flowers in the garden! Hugs // paul
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Date: 5/17/2018 5:03:00 PM
Thanks so much, that is a charming thing to say Paul. I wonder how I would have flourished if I'd started writing sooner, I guess I will never know but I think I'd never had the need to express myself in words until hubby got cancer:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/17/2018 1:03:00 PM
Jan, with your amazing rise to one of Soups funniest poets, forget rehab. You can no longer call yourself a late bloomer! On the other hand, I definitely am, coming to Poetry Soup in my late 60s! Best to you. / M
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Date: 5/17/2018 3:14:00 PM
Aww thanks so much for that lovely comment Maurice:-) I've only been writing since Nov 2013 and joined soup in Feb 2014 I never dreamed I would fly so high and write poetry as i hated it at school. Maybe it just wasn't the right sort of poetry to grab my attention but now the skies the limit and my confidence is soaring like my little dragonfly avatar:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/16/2018 7:57:00 PM
There's nothing wrong with your sense of humour. You have it in abundance. We are lucky to benefit from your amazing sense of humor .Well done:-) Alexis
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Date: 5/17/2018 4:48:00 AM
Thanks my friend:-) I am not to everyone's cup of tea but i know many people who regularly read my work especially the funny stuff:-) hugs JAN xx
Date: 5/15/2018 3:21:00 PM
GOOD ONE, Jan! Janice
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Date: 5/15/2018 3:27:00 PM
Thanks Janice:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/15/2018 8:15:00 AM
I’m on the humour transplant waiting list. If you ever have a humorectimy I hope I will be the recipient of your funny bone.
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Date: 5/15/2018 10:56:00 AM
I've read your poems Rick, you have an awesome sense of humour inherited from your amamzing mum:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/15/2018 8:12:00 AM
A fun one Jan, you should enter it. Hugs Rick.
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Date: 5/15/2018 10:56:00 AM
No Richard, it wouldn't go down well with the sponsor if i entered the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 5/14/2018 2:50:00 PM
- Rehabilitation gives confidence and hope, Jan :) - I hope there will be many more humor poems in the future from you :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/14/2018 4:51:00 PM
I don;t even know if there is a rehab center on our Island - yes for drugs, and alcohol addiction but I hope I never have to get booked into it for anything:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/14/2018 1:45:00 PM
Jan, I love your humor and I hope you never change (I know you won't)!
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Date: 5/14/2018 4:49:00 PM
Thanks Chance I have many many poems you've not seen ... you've got a lot of catching up to do lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 5/14/2018 12:05:00 PM
Haha, nothing wrong with your humour Jan. Great limerick. Maybe rehab for poetry addiction lol. Tom .
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Date: 5/14/2018 4:48:00 PM
Oh yes I could get booked in for that lol:-) I never ever dreamed i would write one poem let alone over 1800 as I hated poetry at school!:-) hugs jan xx

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