Short No Kids Poems

Short No Kids Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about No Kids by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about No Kids by length and keyword.


Premium Member No Heirs For Santa

At five fifty pounds he was fat
he looked silly just wearing a hat
Mrs. Clause was turned off
when his clothes he would doff
so no kids would inherit that hat
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Rain, Rain Go Away

This year has been lacking in summer sun.
No kids romping on beaches having fun.
Its done nothing but rain,
This weather's a big pain.
Our transition to rain forest's begun.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member 3 Kids No Money

Trust me, I have 3 kids and no money Why can’t I have no kids and 3 monies It's only fair I'd say My bills I could pay Instead of wearing a disguise, t'ain't funny!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Now a Mall Walker

In my wildest dreams, never thought I'd be one But I'm now a mall walker, my life's come undone Mostly eighty much bolder No kids on my shoulders Decrepit but still cookin' before I succumb
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Now a Mall Walker

In my wildest dreams, never thought I'd be one But I'm now a mall walker, my life's come undone Mostly seventy or older No kids on our shoulders Decrepit but still cookin' before we succumb
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Now a Mall Walker

In my wildest dreams, never thought I'd be one But I'm now a mall walker, my life's come undone Mostly seventy or older No kids on our shoulders Decrepit but still cookin' before we succumb © Jack Ellison 2015
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Then a Rainbow Came

No sunshine came with warm refrain
 No kids came out to laugh and play
 Just gray clouds and the falling rain
 Then a rainbow came

 A lad came out that rainy day
 Filled with wonder he couldn't contain
 Amidst the rain and skies of gray

 An umbrella he did obtain
 Red, with white polka dot array
 He gazed across the misty plain
 Then a rainbow came
            ---
 9/24/17
© Joseph May  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Roundel

Premium Member Brownie Time

BROWNIE TIME

So    it’s brownie time
They are so easy to make
50 strokes or so
Of this heavenly chocolate
No kids    so I’ll eat them all

Looking it over
I can do better than that
Such a weak poem
Baking brownies is no art
Poetry should say something

Now    take Longfellow
Hiawatha eats brownies?
Yes!    Magic brownies
Amazing what one can write
On a magic brownie high
Form: Tanka

Premium Member Less Is Better

As I walk and wander around these are the changes
I have found.

Children text they don't talk anymore.

They hardly use bins just throw trash on the floor.

No kids in the park on swings and climbing frames

Just sat indoors playing video games.

Walk to the shop it isn't that far

But for a five minutes walk you use the car.

So much has changed since I was a lad

But the world seemed much better with what
Little we had.

With Out

Its not a home without you, 
No kids, 
No laughing, 
No love, 
Just the memories, 
No hugs, 
No comfort, 
No love for me to give, 
Only human that I am, 
Please come back home, 
Let us be whole again, 
Without you, 
A whole left empty in my heart, 
Please fulfill it, 
Make me whole, 
Fill the void, 
Don't depart, 
Without you, 
My love is a float, 
Please come back home, 
Lead our journey through, 
In this home, 
For all of us to continue to be fam...
© Tera Brown  Create an image from this poem.
Form: ABC

Grandpas Chair..

Grandpas Chair..



This is the place where I go to get away. 
No kids to yell at, silence I hear, I can think strait. 
Sometimes my grandsons comes and then wakes me up. 
Grandma worry’s about me falling asleep in the heat. 
So I have to hide my liquor bottles and such.

Everybody needs a place to rest. 
That old dusty chair has been my best.
Sometimes I just need a place to hide. 
My grandkids understand old grandpas chair. 
His place of silence,  his chair of pride.
© Jack Reed  Create an image from this poem.

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