No Heirs For Santa

At five fifty pounds he was fat
he looked silly just wearing a hat
Mrs. Clause was turned off
when his clothes he would doff
so no kids would inherit that hat
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Ashley Avatar
December 28, 2021 at 6:14 PM
Lol! Such a fun limerick, Peter. Your humorous pen spills delightful imagery! Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea's contest. Warmest wishes for a happy new year.. ~Susan
Iversen  Avatar
December 29, 2021 at 4:37 PM
Many thanks Susan. Have a great year~Peter
Hankins Avatar
December 17, 2021 at 9:46 AM
Oh my, this is hysterical! Love it!
Iversen  Avatar
December 17, 2021 at 7:14 PM
Glad you got a chuckle. Thanks for the read & comment. Peter
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