Short Moustache Poems

Everytime
I see a man
with a moustache
my heart leaps....

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Those white gray hairs
Unshaved moustache
Aged with wisdom....

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Mr Salvador Dali
Known internationally
Surreal with deep content
Always kept moustache bent...

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     The slick curl of a moustache
        
        with its signature twirl 

           ~ frightens most girls
...

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a busy fly
on his dense moustache...
post tea nap



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Placement:3rd; (Feb. 2012)

Contest:Juxtaposition haiku

Sponsor:Charles Henderson

By:Kash poet...

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Ridicarus Icarus

I once told the story of Icarus
Who had a moustache so ridicarus
It ran down to his knees
and was riddled with fleas
Oh, what a ridacarus Icarus...

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With little ruby eyes of fire
You look unto me
White fur and moustache
Just like an old man
You wiggle in my palm
And kiss my lower lip
You are my happiness
You are mine little Chance....

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The wind blows, nobody really knows
Why the Lorax hated such a simple ax
The fish wish they surf with a dish
And the birds left without two words

(Written by my 9-year-old son, edited by me.)...

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A hirsute young lady named Tash
Decided to do something rash
She shaved off her stubble
Oh boy she’s in trouble – 
Tash now sports a beard and moustache

22nd June 2016...

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She would measure the length of her "mini"
by the showing of hairs - none to many
she'd trim them to match
her boyfriends moustache
introduce it to friends as "young Vinnie"


John G. Lawless
5/12/2020...

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~ Mr. and Mrs. Obsolete ~


A picker of pockets used to get cash
Now just credit cards, and never a stash
   Shed a tear for old pickers
   They're dying off quicker
Than bearded ladies without a moustache...

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What's behind your well groomed facial hair
Pretend not to have a single care
Whiskers that hide scars
Moustache handlebars 
Detours to avoid the barber's chair



AP: 3rd place 2020

Posted on August 11, 2019...

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Limerick : Once a dainty Milkmaid with hands like lead

Once a dainty Milkmaid with hands like lead
Milked a cow whose one eye was painted red:
She woke up terrified
Thought Dali Pasteurized:
Felt upturned moustache growing through her head!

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2014...

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Who is that soma
with no beard
where is his moustache ?
Where is his masculine fuzz ?
did he ever had it once
or did he not...?
Is he a flesh
or a etch ware of mere ingenuity ,
for in the world of poetry
anything can conduct ,
anyone can go without a beard,
anyone can live without being lived ....

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gleam in ale,
a glass of dark brew happiness
served on a marble bar ;
frothy inebriant, 
a tickle to his moustache,
grown over moon's pass
juggled with solar heat 
across the heaven's street, blue sky.

gleam in ale,
a froth for drowning
mumbles and grumbles
of life
a glass of dark brew happiness....

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A child looking puzzled at Santa Claus
Having no mask; roaming without a pause
Moustache and beard he has shown,
Which are fully grown
'Blockade for virus culprit,' that's the cause.



I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
Date: 15-12-2021


Placed : 8th...

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He
like a drink
      did granpa
      Shreeve
Sergeant stripes
still on his
       sleeve-
Victorian born
        buckled belt
        boots,trousers
braced
strong
           silent,twirled
           of moustache
           rigid
upright
no ceremony-
            faded
            sepia grey
            in
memory...

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I woke up this morning
Sporting a Beret 
Speaking in a French accent
Parlez-vous francais?

With a scarf around my neck
A pencil thin moustache
Afraid I might have woke up French
A slight giggle to my laugh

With a strong urge for fresh Baguette's
I head to the grocery 
I told my cat that I'd be back
He looked at me... Cest la vie...

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TRUE GRIT
He
liked a drink
      did granpa
      Shreeve
Sergeant stripes
still on his
       sleeve-
Victorian born
        buckled belt
        boots,trousers
braced
strong
           silent,twirled
           of moustache
           rigid
upright
no ceremony-
            faded
            sepia grey
            in
memory...

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Twirling his Hitler’s moustache, he would dwell
On do’s and don’ts and would create all hell
Shout he did and showed great ire
Till someone  called and told ’ FIRE’
That his boss had fallen into the well.



Note:’ FIRE’ means  Fire services  who carry out  rescue operations.



By: S.Jagathsimhan Nair,  17th aug 11
For: PD's cotest...

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Start 
to shape 
a moustache
this time of year,
handlebars, pencils,           
or lines from ear to ear,
funny grins for volunteers,
and charities will remember,
a tidy growth every November

handlebars, pencils, = types of moustaches

A November Nonet Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich 
Counter > Howmanysyllables 
11/09/22...

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I met my sweetheart
by the moonlight
which made me love
him more when I reached 
to kiss his cute lips but
missed instead smooching 
his moustache as his eyes
opened wide as if a 
watered flower in a pot,
causing my dreams to wake
up laughing so loudly
that people on the street
heard my hearty laughter,
resulting in a rolling tsunami
upon the near shore


April 30, 2018...

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I Briskly buff up my chrome dome
Combing the hair left on the sides
Back then forward and back again
But really there's nothing it hides.

I wet my pinky for my brows
Ready for what shaving will be
Strategically contorted faces
To remove all the stubble I see

My carefully crafted Moustache
Is such an amazing work of art
Now everyone, sees what I've done
I'm a humble, good looking old fart!...

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A new word whizzed by
  just under me nose
It tickled me moustache-hairs
  and teased me toes

Amused and amazed
  I sputtered alive
but that whizzy new word
  bzzzz'ed back to its hive

So I took out me air-horn
  which gave me a shiver ~
Put me moustache-hairs
  and me toes back in me quiver



        September 09, 2021
  Nonsense Rhyme Poetry Contest
      Sponsor: Charles Messina...

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Laurel and Hardy

       Stan Laurel
       Playing clumsy funny squirrel
       Babble utter nonsense.
        Wakes up to enjoy sleep intense.

         Oliver Hardy
         Fits in slapstick comedy.
         Toothbrush moustache
          Wears sports jacket, loves to twiddle necklace.

 
   10/27/21
                          Second Place

   Movie- Laurel and Hardy


 'Clerihew -2

Contest by Joseph May...

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