Putting On My Face

I Briskly buff up my chrome dome
Combing the hair left on the sides
Back then forward and back again
But really there's nothing it hides.

I wet my pinky for my brows
Ready for what shaving will be
Strategically contorted faces
To remove all the stubble I see

My carefully crafted Moustache
Is such an amazing work of art
Now everyone, sees what I've done
I'm a humble, good looking old fart!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017


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Date: 12/4/2017 9:25:00 PM
Delightful and cute. Well done, Pat.
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Date: 12/5/2017 9:48:00 AM
Thank you Line......Hope you had a nice night and now a great day!!.....Pat
Date: 12/4/2017 8:48:00 PM
I think most of us baby boomers are becoming old farts lol! Cute funny one Pat~Che :)
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Date: 12/5/2017 9:46:00 AM
Thank you Cheryl, but it's difficult for me to think of you that way. You are just too sweet!!!............pat
Date: 12/4/2017 5:47:00 PM
And why not...The picture perfectly depicts the poem... Nicely done...All the best Pat...
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Date: 12/5/2017 9:44:00 AM
Thanks Arturo, I appreciate that.....80)........Patrick
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