Putting On My Face

I Briskly buff up my chrome dome Combing the hair left on the sides Back then forward and back again But really there's nothing it hides. I wet my pinky for my brows Ready for what shaving will be Strategically contorted faces To remove all the stubble I see My carefully crafted Moustache Is such an amazing work of art Now everyone, sees what I've done I'm a humble, good looking old fart!