Putting On My Face

I Briskly buff up my chrome dome
Combing the hair left on the sides
Back then forward and back again
But really there's nothing it hides.

I wet my pinky for my brows
Ready for what shaving will be
Strategically contorted faces
To remove all the stubble I see

My carefully crafted Moustache
Is such an amazing work of art
Now everyone, sees what I've done
I'm a humble, good looking old fart!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Gauthier Avatar
December 4, 2017 at 9:25 PM
Delightful and cute. Well done, Pat.
Adams Avatar
December 5, 2017 at 9:48 AM
Thank you Line......Hope you had a nice night and now a great day!!.....Pat
Hoffman Avatar
December 4, 2017 at 8:48 PM
I think most of us baby boomers are becoming old farts lol! Cute funny one Pat~Che :)
Adams Avatar
December 5, 2017 at 9:46 AM
Thank you Cheryl, but it's difficult for me to think of you that way. You are just too sweet!!!............pat
Michael Avatar
December 4, 2017 at 5:47 PM
And why not...The picture perfectly depicts the poem... Nicely done...All the best Pat...
Adams Avatar
December 5, 2017 at 9:44 AM
Thanks Arturo, I appreciate that.....80)........Patrick
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