Short Mortified Poems
Short Mortified Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mortified by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mortified by length and keyword.
On the Way Down the Stairs
mortified, red-colored burns
“OH NO!”
perfect retort
on the way down the stairs
10/27/2022...
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Categories:
mortified, angst,
Form:
Free verse
Moms, Never Do This
Mortified mom wrote response in daughter's diary: "I am NOT nosy!"
December 19, 2017, entered in s. Grace's Wonderful One-Liners Contest...
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Categories:
mortified, mother daughter,
Form:
Monoku
Mortified
There once was a man from Gibraltar,
Who didn't do what he oughter?
He wore gigantic big socks,
That he filled up with rocks
He also stole bricks, stones and mortar....
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Categories:
mortified, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
A Little Dumbstruck
Mind numbingly mortified at the nonsensical
By waking to find I’m without either testicle
[extract from Dumstruck Is Me for Your Funniest Couplet contest]
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins...
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Categories:
mortified, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Us Guys Have a Feminine Side
Contrary to popular belief, guys have feminine side
Some wear gowns pretending they're blushing brides
I'm more reserved
Lacking the nerve
But at the sight of a wee mousie, I'm mortified...
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Categories:
mortified, feelings,
Form:
Limerick
Us Guys Have a Feminine Side
Contrary to popular belief guys have a feminine side
Some wear gowns pretending they're a blushing bride
I'm more reserved
Lacking the nerve
But at the sight of a wee mousie I'm mortified...
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Categories:
mortified, fun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Mortified
I can't find my clothes, they have strayed away.
Naked and cold in the middle of day.
Strangers are laughing and rude,
I've no idea why I'm nude.
Let this be a bad dream, dear Lord, I pray.
For Johns's contest. Nude dream 2nd place...
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Categories:
mortified, funny
Form:
Limerick
Shame
SHAME
contempt
misfortune
his pride mortified
by a venomous tongue
dripping spiteful jealousy
“the fury of a woman scorned”
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Contest: Pyramids
Sponsor: Joseph May
Placed 1st
14th September 2020...
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Categories:
mortified, jealousy,
Form:
Verse
Billy Carter Beer
Billy Carter was a sluggard I hear
His kinfolk he did not always endear
He embarrassed his brother
And mortified his mother
He cared not one whit as he nursed his beer!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...
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Categories:
mortified, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Frosty the Snowman
Did you hear about Frosty The Snowman?
His reign didn't play out according to plan.
Neighborhood dogs peed on him yellow.
He was one most mortified young fellow!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSGT, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved
Entry for Andrea Dietrich's "A Christmas Character Clerihew" Contest...
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Categories:
mortified, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Clerihew
Proof I Am Useless At Drawing
Written on schoolwork
‘Boadicea didn't fight Martians’
Teacher was cruel
I was only about 8 years old and the teacher had actually written that phrase on my history schoolwork and I was mortified. I look back now and think how cruel it was as I had tried my best but I really am useless at art
02~15~17...
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Categories:
mortified, history, homework, humorous, hurt, school, teacher,
Form:
Senryu
Mustache Sandwiches Please
Mustache sandwiches if you please
I am confused but a second
Then I jump on the band wagon
What about mouse whisker sandwiches?
Mortified muffin sandwiches?
Meager mayonnaise sandwiches?
Now to turn this into a poem somehow.
I sit and stare as a marigold sandwich takes a bite out of my leg.
That works I think.
Writing it down....
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Categories:
mortified, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Light Verse
Artistic Arthritis
Paralyzed in a tranquil trance,
She stared at the white blank page, terrified,
visualizing a perfect storm, robust and rugged
Then her metacarpals mobilized, resulting
in a mortified tableau of a raging wave,
her pawn trapped,
she sculpted that death defying
dance,
perfection,
marred by a sadistic smile,,,
her first work of art...
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Categories:
mortified, art,
Form:
Free verse
Talking To a Protective Sister
Be careful
When talking to a protective sister
If you say the wrong thing
Exaggerate even the slightest
This could happen....
Point him out she will say,
beginning the hunt, primed and
ready to tear him apart for you
You will be mortified that you
embellished the story as you watch
him get flung through the air and hit the wall....
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Categories:
mortified, sister,
Form:
Free verse
Breathless
Ensembles of little wonder,
rattle the mind amiss,
percussing each muse asunder,
more a kick drum than a kiss.
Inherent absurdities,
on which I plaster a smile,
mortified in memories,
regressing all the while.
Through breathless interlude,
studied demeanours lie,
I pray for beats of solitude…
to distract this rhythmless eye.
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Categories:
mortified, anxiety, emotions, introspection, mental health, metaphor,
Form:
Rhyme
Mortified
I,
walk among the zombies
rotting in an unfathomable ghetto,
thrust ‘neath lifeless golden bricks,
drenched in crimson hues
of survival.
She,
dressed in disgrace,
gyrates to an ugly music,
painting his evenings in sordid colors!
What have they done to you,
Oh my Modesty!!
A desperate light flickers high above.
Unattainable.
Blind.
Does your fumbling feeble mind remember me?
I was once known as Honesty....
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Categories:
mortified, angst, hope, life, philosophy, social,
Form:
Personification
Uncle Rosebush Revitalization
the rosebush grew
until the days became new
still change is precious and few
the notice of your precious memory is long overdue
at times i feel guilty
now that i have outlived you
i still feel that you are older than me
for your understanding of the world far outranks mine
the rosebush died
modern forwardness is now satisfied
however this old soul is now very mortified
so a freshly new rosebush by me is now applied...
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Categories:
mortified, change, memory, remember,
Form:
Free verse
Carolyn, Mortified
Recipice Precipice
Carolyn Child would be
Mortified watching me
Cooking with joy and glee
Random ingredients
Thrown in a pot!
Hardly comestible
Near-indigestible
Never repeatable
Undefatigable
Principal requisite
Just make it hot!
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Not a pure double dactyl, but in the spirit of one…
Julia Carolyn Child is the person, I pronounce Ju-li-a,
but the syllable counter pronounces Jul-ya,
so I went with her middle name....
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Categories:
mortified, humorous,
Form:
Double Dactyl
Babel Me
Sight denied apply no reason
Mortified by opposition
Justify your hunting season
Babel you on me
Label quick no super vision
Satisfied with superstition
Argue angered flawed position
Babel you on me
Trigger horrid theist passion
Lashing out with one direction
Mutual assured destruction
Babel you on me
Sense defies your single option
Initiate your demolition
Action broken logic fission
Babel you on me
Jagenberg June 11, 2019...
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Categories:
mortified, discrimination, religion,
Form:
Rhyme
My Unicycle Ride
It's my first time riding a unicycle,
I am terrified.
I don't want to let go of this wall
and end up mortified.
My friend had told me it was easy;
Now I know she lied.
She promises she'll be right there
and she's by my side.
I take a breath, I shift my feet,
I pedal just a bit.
The wheel scoots forward, so do I.
Finally, I commit!
I let go, pedaling forward,
I'm finally doing it!
I laugh with joy and stop the cycle.
Now's a good time to quit....
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Categories:
mortified, fun, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme