Short Lumps Poems

once i was gentle
twice i was a fool to change
third time I GOT IT!...

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while down in the dumps
have to get over humps
along with the lumps...

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as much as she whipped 
never could get the lumps out 
meal time at Grandma's...

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Candy coated sugared chocolate treat
Stuffed hearth hung stockings, we dream!
Concern, it's lumps of coal......

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A long hot summer
Filled with mosquitoes and gnats
They are blood suckers
Leaving me with knots and lumps
Looking like I have the mumps...

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we 're the lumps
and the bumps
got our chance
to dance
it was lots of pain
walking in the rain
and other things
let go and show
NOW THAT WE GAIN...

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Tumbled together cats
lumps of furry bliss
snores exuding
from pillows underneath 
One wakes
with a purr
and stretches out
the paws with claws...

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I dated a girl, Miss Capes
She had a body like a bunch of grapes
With lumps and bumps
Her back had three humps
And a face as beautiful as an apes’...

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we all
love to ball
dance wall to wall
we stump do the bump
feet is sore with lumps
from my jods
tho we're odd
we do in in allweather
have
WEEKEND GET TOGETHER...

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we're all lumps of coal
...................with a goal ,

extreme heat and pressure ,
after a lenghtly time ,
reveals it's hidden treasure......

a diamond in the rough..........

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There was a camel in Egypt with mumps
That infected his humps with huge lumps
   The vet shook his head
   Said, "You're better off dead"--
After finding some new lumps in his rump...

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So thin,
with perfect hair
and flawless skin.

Arms and thighs
are just
the right size.

No lumps, rolls,
dimples
or moles.

This has to be
a fake image
I see.


by Ana Espinola Collins...

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Why did we choose “goose” bumps
Instead of “duck” bumps or “caterpillar” lumps
How about “camel”
Grrr, only two per mammal
Oh well... guess we'll stick with “goose” bumps...

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Why did we choose “goose” bumps
Instead of “duck” bumps or “caterpillar” lumps
How about “camel”
Grrr, only two per mammal
Oh well... guess we'll stick with “goose” bumps...

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Three, two, one, it's the one o'clock jump
A brand new dance for you clumsy lumps
Get up there and shake
Twist around like a snake
To show us you can still wiggle your rump...

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“Teacher, teacher, do farts have lumps?”
“No Billy, you've evacuated twice this month!”
“Go stand in the corner
Since you are the owner”
His face turned red, classmates were stunned...

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SANTA

Santa Claus
Only one
Scraggly jaws

Sack on back
Wanting snack
Lumps of coal

Reindeer, sleigh
On his way
Can't delay

13 December 2018
For the contest sponsored by Charlie Messina...

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COFFEE FOR TWO

Dark, hot liquid
Surrounded by steam
Spoons, repetitive spirals
Lumps of sugar and cream
Cozy, warm pj’s
Another day anew
Simple moments cherished
Sharing coffee with you

01-06-15...

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I'm pristine and purdy for dear Dr. Kim
Changed my undies, I'm all proper and trim
Checks out my bod
And gives me a nod
If all's copacetic, no strange lumps therein


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Lumps don't belong anywhere on our body
But don't be alarmed you probably need to go potty
If you have a good one
Smile when you're done
Take a deep breath till the next time, don't get snotty...

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Some days were made for legs to rest and do nothing in particular.
Days when lumps of muscle and fat and skin, sway with leggy hair 
and seeds and mites from crops walked through; some days were 
made for legs....

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Three, two, one, it's the one o'clock jump
A brand new dance for you clumsy lumps
Get up there and shake
Twist around like a snake
To show us you can still wiggle your rump


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Lumps don't belong anywhere on your body
Don't be alarmed you probably need to go potty
If it turns out a tough one
Just smile when you're done
Take a deep breath till next time, don't get all snotty...

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McPherson, McGregor, McTavish and me
All went out for a wee cup o’ tea.
McPherson took sugar, just one lump I see,
McGregor took two lumps, McTavish took three.
I settled for lemon, no sugar for me,
I don’t like those sweets inside of my tea....

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Take
a pinch
of caution.
A dash of pride.
One dollop of charm.
Add big lumps of kindness.
Mix with a sense of humour.
Throw in a large handful of love.
Blend it all together with patience.
And you will make a happy cake of life.



Margaret --1/11/2011...

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