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Sidney Hall Mad Poet

The Perfect Woman

I dated a girl, Miss Capes
She had a body like a bunch of grapes
With lumps and bumps
Her back had three humps
And a face as beautiful as an apes’

Copyright © Sidney Hall Mad Poet | Year Posted 2010

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Poet Destroyer A

September 30, 2010 at 1:48 PM

Okay! I don't believe you for one ..lol.. And was she the FRUIT OF THE LOOM"S model underneath. the grape suit..lol.. Apes' okay what planet was she from. Kidding pulling your leg. Enjoyed your poem,..p.d.

Faleshia Murphy

September 25, 2010 at 3:20 PM

very funny enjoyed this one have a great weekend faleshia

September 25, 2010 at 2:28 PM

You found her by using your time machine?? Hehe enjoyed your wit once again Sidney love Wilma

September 25, 2010 at 2:02 PM

Well, at least you found something that attracted you enough to date her at least once..Interesting humor in this one..Sara

September 25, 2010 at 5:33 AM

very humorous and hilarious write creating a pen picture Miss Capes, Sidney

Carolyn Devonshire

September 25, 2010 at 5:03 AM

LOL Too funny, Sidney! Enjoyed the laugh this morning. Hope you have a great weekend and found someone a bit more attractive. Love, Carolyn

September 24, 2010 at 11:04 PM

silly silly! well done. Thanks for the comments!

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