The Perfect Woman

I dated a girl, Miss Capes
She had a body like a bunch of grapes
With lumps and bumps
Her back had three humps
And a face as beautiful as an apes’

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 9/30/2010 1:48:00 PM
Okay! I don't believe you for one ..lol.. And was she the FRUIT OF THE LOOM"S model underneath. the grape suit..lol.. Apes' okay what planet was she from. Kidding pulling your leg. Enjoyed your poem,..p.d.
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Date: 9/25/2010 3:20:00 PM
very funny enjoyed this one have a great weekend faleshia
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Date: 9/25/2010 2:28:00 PM
You found her by using your time machine?? Hehe enjoyed your wit once again Sidney love Wilma
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Date: 9/25/2010 2:02:00 PM
Well, at least you found something that attracted you enough to date her at least once..Interesting humor in this one..Sara
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Date: 9/25/2010 5:33:00 AM
very humorous and hilarious write creating a pen picture Miss Capes, Sidney
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Date: 9/25/2010 5:03:00 AM
LOL Too funny, Sidney! Enjoyed the laugh this morning. Hope you have a great weekend and found someone a bit more attractive. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 9/24/2010 11:04:00 PM
silly silly! well done. Thanks for the comments!
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