Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

A Camel In Egypt With Mumps

There was a camel in Egypt with mumps
That infected his humps with huge lumps
   The vet shook his head
   Said, "You're better off dead"--
After finding some new lumps in his rump

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Kim Rodrigues December 4, 2021 at 12:55 PM Ooh that’s a bad diagnosis Dr. Wolfe! Gershon Wolf December 4, 2021 at 5:18 PM Yes, indeed, Kim. 'Lumpy takes on a whole new meaning here, eh?! lol. Thanks, gw

Chris Green November 14, 2018 at 8:51 AM Don't you just hate those rump bumps? :) Fun one my friend. Gershon Wolf November 14, 2018 at 3:20 PM Yeah, they're the living 'end.' :) gw

Line Gauthier November 14, 2018 at 7:36 AM This camel is having a bad day! Fun poem, Gershon. Gershon Wolf November 14, 2018 at 3:19 PM Truer words (about the camel's day) were never written, Line. LOL! :) gw

Mahtab Bangalee November 13, 2018 at 9:41 PM shrink hump ! oh! lazy grave mound of mass flesh insipid damp //// quite lovely limericks Gershon Wolf November 14, 2018 at 3:19 PM I'm glad you 'bumped' into this one, and then 'jumped' to make a comment, Mahtab! :) gw