Short Louse Poems

Embrace your spouse;
Don't give louse room
To browse your home....

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   Mysogynous Mouse
  
      espied a cat in the house
 
        ~ exterminated the louse
...

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dirt head with full hair
natural garden for lice
live on the red wine


18.06.2020 Chattogram...

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Didn't Mickey Mouse
Care for his spouse?
  If he didn't
  'Tweren't his fault
    ~ 'Twas Mr. Disney
        was the louse!...

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“Your spouse?”

 “ Big louse!” 


,,,,,,,
7/8/2015
by nette onclaud
Contest:Judy Konos' One Footle...

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[for Joan Osborne]

What if god was a little mouse
Just a mouse in a little house
Just a stranger and a louse
Tryin' to get the cheese....

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my brother was such a louse

the tricks he played with a mouse

moms dish collection

with cat connection

got him thrown out of the house.
...

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allergy pills all over the house
devoured by us for weather is louse
squirrelled away by a crazy small mouse
who is snoring away inside my red blouse...

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A girl once won a lottery ticket
She cashed it in at the wicket
Shared it with her spouse
Who turned out to be a louse
Spent all the wicked lottery ticket....

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On a head, there lived a louse,
It was this itchy louse's house.
Mr Magoo was a mole,
Who lived in a deep, dark hole.
BANG! the head just shot a grouse!...

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When a know-it-all paints the wall
With your silhouette in excrement...

Do not engage the louse,
For a fly does not enter a closed mouth.


8/15/2019...

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itsy
bitsy
teeny
weeny
There once was an itsy-bitsy mouse
Who lived in a teeny-weeny house...

She had a teeny-weeny spouse
Who was an itsy-bitsy louse...

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If you have a cat in your house
And you also have a mouse
The mouse wouldn't stand a chance
Of living, when that wily cat pranced
Because this cat was a louse....

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A ghost living in an old lighthouse,
Frightening people, what a louse,
For many years she did reside,
Refusing to budge, no matter what tried,
Until someone introduced a mouse....

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Wildlife 21

'Schiessy' a German pine marten,
Was creeping around in the 'garten',
His partner, called Klaus
Shouted "Don't be a louse!
Just cut out zat coughing und fartin'!"...

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If I don't get to heaven, hope I'm close
Try hard to be a good, at times I'm a louse
Not always sweet
Sometimes a geek
At times my intentions are far too grandiose...

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Louse Minded

 

spinning wildly,

my mind's a madhouse,

 

going into thought

and racing all about

 

nothing's too sane within

the brain of a numbed louse

 

7-6-09...

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Combing bald; thorny teeth direct the louse
On the table moves in time long tail mouse
Anti dandruff calls me
Wig cut by mice fatty 
“No need shampoo” remind the webcam shows



-December 23, 2018 Chattogram...

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Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house
The smell of Jack Daniels has people quite soused 
Drink and seduce Mary
Or Elizabeth or Harry
Whatever you persuasion, time to act like a louse...

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I eat
Red meat

I snore
Galore

To spouse
I'm louse

Can't stand
Rock band

Play slots
Lose lots

What's worse
I curse

A saint
I ain't

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

(Mostly a fictional write!!!)...

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The New Year's celebrations are over
Back to business as usual, regain our composure
No more acting like a louse
Being obnoxious around the house
No more excuses for acting like our dog Rover


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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Trump went to church to prey today
The Collection Plate passed his way
Quick as an elf
He helped himself
"Only a fool gives cash away!"

So many people sit and grouse
Our POTUS is a lowlife louse
Let Trump emote!
Get out and vote!
"Trump goes potty at The White House!"...

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Another successful day gone by..
Another task mastered,
Another reason to smile
Hug your spouse
Even if he is a louse
Or, if he's really bad, chuck him "out the house"!
I only but hope you are happy,
and life is grand, 
If not, for breakfast,
feed him porridge
made of sand....

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Limerick : Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife

Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife
Was going out of his mind with strife
Took to the clouds with spouse
Called her names like : »Leech ! Louse ! »
Then jumped out plane to sentence for life.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013....

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There was an old coot named Clyde Hugaday

   Who hugged gals in a most passionate way!

      This didn't please his spouse

         And she warned the old louse

            He'd best shape up or there'd be hell to pay!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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