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Short Louse Poems

Short Louse Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Louse by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Louse by length and keyword.


Wise up
Embrace your spouse;
Don't give louse room
To browse your home....

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Categories: louse, butterfly, flower, home, love,
Form: Than-Bauk



Premium Member Mickey's Spouse
Didn't Mickey Mouse
Care for his spouse?
  If he didn't
  'Tweren't his fault
    ~ 'Twas Mr. Disney
        was the louse!...

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Categories: louse, animal, judgement, relationship,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member ODD COUPLE


“Your spouse?” “ Big louse!” ,,,,,,, 7/8/2015 by nette onclaud Contest:Judy Konos' One Footle
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Categories: louse, funny, marriage,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Lottery win
A girl once won a lottery ticket
She cashed it in at the wicket
Shared it with her spouse
Who turned out to be a louse
Spent all the wicked lottery ticket....

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Categories: louse, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Allergy Pills Squirrelled Away
allergy pills all over the house
devoured by us for weather is louse
squirrelled away by a crazy small mouse
who is snoring away inside my red blouse

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Categories: louse, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Itsy-bitsy mouse
itsy
bitsy
teeny
weeny
There once was an itsy-bitsy mouse
Who lived in a teeny-weeny house...

She had a teeny-weeny spouse
Who was an itsy-bitsy louse...

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Categories: louse, giggle, silly, word play,
Form: Tyburn
Crap Trap
When a know-it-all paints the wall
With your silhouette in excrement...

Do not engage the louse,
For a fly does not enter a closed mouth.


8/15/2019

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Categories: louse, insect, people,
Form: Epigram
Ghost Lady
A ghost living in an old lighthouse,
Frightening people, what a louse,
For many years she did reside,
Refusing to budge, no matter what tried,
Until someone introduced a mouse....

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Categories: louse, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Louse Minded
Louse Minded

 

spinning wildly,

my mind's a madhouse,

 

going into thought

and racing all about

 

nothing's too sane within

the brain of a numbed louse

 

7-6-09
...

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Categories: louse,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Hope I'm Close


If I don't get to heaven, hope I'm close Try hard to be a good, at times I'm a louse Not always sweet Sometimes a geek At times my intentions are far too grandiose
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Categories: louse, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Webcam Shows
Combing bald; thorny teeth direct the louse
On the table moves in time long tail mouse
Anti dandruff calls me
Wig cut by mice fatty 
“No need shampoo” remind the webcam shows



-December 23, 2018 Chattogram...

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Categories: louse, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Saint I Ain't
I eat
Red meat

I snore
Galore

To spouse
I'm louse

Can't stand
Rock band

Play slots
Lose lots

What's worse
I curse

A saint
I ain't

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

(Mostly a fictional write!!!)...

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Categories: louse, humorous,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Twas The Week Before Christmas


Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house The smell of Jack Daniels has people quite soused Drink and seduce Mary Or Elizabeth or Harry Whatever you persuasion, time to act like a louse
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Categories: louse, christmas,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Obnoxious


The New Year's celebrations are over Back to business as usual, regain our composure No more acting like a louse Being obnoxious around the house No more excuses for acting like our dog Rover © Jack Ellison 2016
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Categories: louse, new year,
Form: Limerick
Goodnight My Friends
Another successful day gone by..
Another task mastered,
Another reason to smile
Hug your spouse
Even if he is a louse
Or, if he's really bad, chuck him "out the house"!
I only but hope you are happy,
and life is grand, 
If not, for breakfast,
feed him porridge
made of sand....

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: louse, allegory, angst, funny,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Limerick: Once an Airman who couldn't stand his wife
Limerick : Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife

Once an Airman who couldn’t stand his wife
Was going out of his mind with strife
Took to the clouds with spouse
Called her names like : »Leech ! Louse ! »
Then jumped out plane to sentence for life.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013.
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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: louse, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Mister Hugaday
There was an old coot named Clyde Hugaday

   Who hugged gals in a most passionate way!

      This didn't please his spouse

         And she warned the old louse

            He'd best shape up or there'd be hell to pay!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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Categories: louse, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Mister Hugaday
There was an old coot named Clyde Hugaday,

   Who hugged gals in a most passionate way!

      This didn't please his spouse,

         And she warned the old louse,

            He'd best shape up or there'd be hell to pay!

Entry for Viv Wigley's "Traditional Limerick" Contest...

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Categories: louse, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Jonson's Ghost
The inn had gone to waste: I’d sold it off in haste.
Awaking in the gloom, as orbs lit up the room,
I recognised the ghost of Jonson, the old host.
I said, ‘I thought you’d come’ - and poured myself a rum.
He shouted, ‘Hey, you louse, how dare you sell MY house!’

Internal rhyme/slant rhyme...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: louse, business
Form: Quintain (Sicilian)
My dentist's revenge
(This is a fictional poem)

The dentist worked on my teeth without any novocaine.
I screamed and screamed because of the pain.
I've been doing something bad because I'm a louse.
My dentist found out that I'm sleeping with his spouse.
She's very sexy and impossible to resist.
I think it's time for me to find a new dentist....

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Categories: louse, angst, funny, on writing and words,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Animal antics and semantics
A pup is a dog and a dog is a pup
   And a puppy dog is a doggy pup
A chick's a little hen and a hen's a big chick
   Put 'em together and you get a 'chicken'

If you get lice, you have to delouse
   You don't want to be the louse in your house
A skunk is a rodent and so is a rat
   Put THEM together ~ No, don't do that!...

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Categories: louse, animal, silly, word play,
Form: Light Verse
Choice
It's not too good a day , today,
at least not in the way,
 I'd think or say
its really hard to chose which way...

My heart tells me one thing, my mind something else,
Do I try to prolong my choice..
Or do I tell the truth and be the louse....

Follow my mind, follow that voice,
Sadly I know now which way is my choice.......

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Categories: louse, friendship, life, lost love, love, nostalgia, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme royal
Laura part 2
                                Laura* plans to buy a big house
                                Tosses my wallet  eats a louse
                                        Ohhohh my honey
                                       You have no money
                                A cephalopod needs no spouse











*My squid wife











...

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Categories: louse, fun,
Form: Limerick
Crucification
Enarmoured in green attire
She emits blue divine light everywhere

Wicked being's logged bad deeds to mother's heart
Encroached her flesh and made it to bits and pieces
Made her head bald by deforestation

When tears burned her eyes ...
We called it as "Tsunami"

When her body slithered in utter pain
We called it as "Earth quake"

When louse came out of her head
We called it as "Corona or Ebola"...

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Categories: louse, abuse,
Form: Bio
A Mouse Tale
There once was a jolly old man
Who needed to go to the can;
‘Twas Christmas Eve night,
He’d held it in tight,
Should have gone before he began.

And now came the very last house,
Took a seat though felt quite the louse;
He hadn’t been seen,
He’d get away clean --
Alas, he was caught by the mouse.













Inspired by Carolyn Devonshire’s contest and accompanying picture.
11/28/2018...

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© deb radke  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: louse, christmas, humor,
Form: Limerick