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Twas the Week Before Christmas

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house
The smell of Jack Daniels has people quite soused 
Drink and seduce Mary
Or Elizabeth or Harry
Whatever you persuasion, time to act like a louse

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2017

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 12/20/2017 9:28:00 AM JD bleh! But your pen is tasty... <3 Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/20/2017 10:09:00 AM Don't indulge anymore... as pure as the driven snow which we're getting a lot of lately! BOO HISS! xxx

Judith S Date: 12/20/2017 9:16:00 AM This is kind of a naughty one Jack ;) I came to visit this morning for my daily smiles!!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/20/2017 10:05:00 AM Is you smiling??? Good... keep smiling all day sweet thing, it helps you through the day! Worry not if people try to avoid you!!! LOL xxx

Lim'Rik Flats Date: 12/20/2017 7:31:00 AM Approaching Christmas, Jack is wound up//Testing the mettle of his ancient pre-nup//Will she be merry?//Will his tastes vary?//or will she lop off his head most abrub t? GOOD MORNING JACK JEST!!! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/20/2017 7:37:00 AM HEY IT'S THAT JJ GUY AGAIN... HOWDY PARDNER!!! Warm enough fer ya? MERRY SEASON!!!

Silent One Date: 12/20/2017 6:43:00 AM Jack was visited by the Xmas ghost, a haunting memory he feared the most. Back then he was a draft dodger, but now he's just an old codger. Got out the champers and had a toast! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/20/2017 6:51:00 AM WOW!!! Your lims are really coming along dear friend!!! YEE HAW! Have you been taking pills??? Silent One Date: 12/20/2017 6:43:00 AM Sorry Jack, I know it is bad! LOL! Just can't get my point across in limericks..

Silent One Date: 12/20/2017 6:35:00 AM Haha.. Who is Mary and does the missus know? Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 12/20/2017 6:48:00 AM Shhhhh! Well she actually allows me mess around!!! REALLY?????? lol