Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Twas the Week Before Christmas

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house
The smell of Jack Daniels has people quite soused 
Drink and seduce Mary
Or Elizabeth or Harry
Whatever you persuasion, time to act like a louse

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Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 20, 2017 at 9:28 AM JD bleh! But your pen is tasty... <3 Jack Ellison December 20, 2017 at 10:09 AM Don't indulge anymore... as pure as the driven snow which we're getting a lot of lately! BOO HISS! xxx

Judith S December 20, 2017 at 9:16 AM This is kind of a naughty one Jack ;) I came to visit this morning for my daily smiles!!!! Jack Ellison December 20, 2017 at 10:05 AM Is you smiling??? Good... keep smiling all day sweet thing, it helps you through the day! Worry not if people try to avoid you!!! LOL xxx

Lim'Rik Flats December 20, 2017 at 7:31 AM Approaching Christmas, Jack is wound up//Testing the mettle of his ancient pre-nup//Will she be merry?//Will his tastes vary?//or will she lop off his head most abrub t? GOOD MORNING JACK JEST!!! Jack Ellison December 20, 2017 at 7:37 AM HEY IT'S THAT JJ GUY AGAIN... HOWDY PARDNER!!! Warm enough fer ya? MERRY SEASON!!!

Silent One December 20, 2017 at 6:43 AM Jack was visited by the Xmas ghost, a haunting memory he feared the most. Back then he was a draft dodger, but now he's just an old codger. Got out the champers and had a toast! Jack Ellison December 20, 2017 at 6:51 AM WOW!!! Your lims are really coming along dear friend!!! YEE HAW! Have you been taking pills??? Silent One December 20, 2017 at 6:43 AM Sorry Jack, I know it is bad! LOL! Just can't get my point across in limericks..

Silent One December 20, 2017 at 6:35 AM Haha.. Who is Mary and does the missus know? Jack Ellison December 20, 2017 at 6:48 AM Shhhhh! Well she actually allows me mess around!!! REALLY?????? lol