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Twas the Week Before Christmas

Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house The smell of Jack Daniels has people quite soused Drink and seduce Mary Or Elizabeth or Harry Whatever you persuasion, time to act like a louse

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Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 12/20/2017 9:28:00 AM

JD bleh! But your pen is tasty... <3

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/20/2017 10:09:00 AM

Don't indulge anymore... as pure as the driven snow which we're getting a lot of lately! BOO HISS! xxx

Judith S

Date: 12/20/2017 9:16:00 AM

This is kind of a naughty one Jack ;) I came to visit this morning for my daily smiles!!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/20/2017 10:05:00 AM

Is you smiling??? Good... keep smiling all day sweet thing, it helps you through the day! Worry not if people try to avoid you!!! LOL xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/20/2017 7:31:00 AM

Approaching Christmas, Jack is wound up//Testing the mettle of his ancient pre-nup//Will she be merry?//Will his tastes vary?//or will she lop off his head most abrub t? GOOD MORNING JACK JEST!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/20/2017 7:37:00 AM

HEY IT'S THAT JJ GUY AGAIN... HOWDY PARDNER!!! Warm enough fer ya? MERRY SEASON!!!

Silent One

Date: 12/20/2017 6:43:00 AM

Jack was visited by the Xmas ghost, a haunting memory he feared the most. Back then he was a draft dodger, but now he's just an old codger. Got out the champers and had a toast!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/20/2017 6:51:00 AM

WOW!!! Your lims are really coming along dear friend!!! YEE HAW! Have you been taking pills???

Silent One
Date: 12/20/2017 6:43:00 AM

Sorry Jack, I know it is bad! LOL! Just can't get my point across in limericks..

Silent One

Date: 12/20/2017 6:35:00 AM

Haha.. Who is Mary and does the missus know?

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/20/2017 6:48:00 AM

Shhhhh! Well she actually allows me mess around!!! REALLY?????? lol