Short Lisp Poems

with her toddler lisp
sister tangles lullabies
baby brother yawns


11/4/2021...

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    "i knowz whut
           up iz"
    shook hern lisp 

       "en down"
    mine nervous
         queried

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Little Tweety Bird,
Had the cutest lisp ever heard.
Sylvester the cat wanted to eat him,
But Tweety always managed to beat him.

1/19/2013...

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A vampire known as Silent Killer,
wanted to star in a thriller;
He had just one flaw,
that lisp in his southern draw; 
Film’s a talkie, what a bummer....

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She said, “I love you” with a lisp
Then came after me with her fist
I didn’t return
Her love forlorn
I guess the moment I truly missed

Russell Sivey...

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There once was a myth wid a lisp.
She made brownies wid a wide whisp.
Leaving chunks, she swore,
the batter she wore,
this myth burnt the batch to a crisp....

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       Writing
    'Poetic lisp'
 Fingers moving
         swift

     And softly
     and hard
     and deep
         and

down my cheek
    mine eyes
       sweat...

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Just like that, the snow stopped and it's 85 degrees
Canada EH!! Describes our weather to a “T”
Is "fluctuation" a word
Meaning seems blurred
Sounds like some naughty talk with a lisp just occurred...

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yandere skies yellow 
star shines and brightly yellow
solar lisp resonating
~
heated glare prevails
yellow bronze star spiking high
beacons Twilight  shines

10/20/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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We stutter, lisp and clutter
We are not vocal – mute…

We can be choppy, mumble words
Impaired rhythm, be automatic…

Distort our sounds, substitute, omit
Or string together made-up words…

And all impediments forgiven
But God forbid – to tell the Truth!...

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He spoke with a lisp 
he whispered and he sighed....

He sighed.... freedom...

The trees upended their branches 
the roots clasped his throat
his bulging eyes and his body limp
blood dripped from his mouth

Magnolia kissed his lips
and sucked his bitter nectar.......

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Tough-talking film-noir luminary, Humphrey Bogart
      Distinctive snarling voice and lisp set him apart
     
     Swept noir leading lady, Lauren Bacall, off her feet
Diminutive, sarcastic; played characters that packed heat



Date written: 03/27/2021...

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I finger the rim of her goblet,
And speak with a slurring lisp:
"The floor won't clean itself,
no matter how many times I scream at it;
that's why I'm thankful you're in my life:
Because I rarely have to scream at you 
more than twice."

- This is the early warning sign:
That it's nearly my bed time...

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hot air is what i mist, 
syllables don't get as crisp, 
less yer hanging by hand of wrist, 
but the great fall from cliff is inviting:)

betwining betwixt,
nah i don't lisp,
just roof of me mouth bloody lining,
no rum i aint pist,
just some syllables missed,
 2 short says Deb,
she's divining....

Don Johnson...

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Once there was a rabbit
who couldn't pronounce 'r.'
With such a language deficit
you can only go so far.
"In the wealm of womance
I warely had a second date,
so I had no other option
but to accept my lonely fate,
till the day I met a bunny
who suffered from a lisp.
She found my speaking funny.
We got married in a wisp....

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Insane,
deranged,
when high on cane.
I must refrain
from corrupting my brain.
Like this..
I have a lisp,
drunk and I miss,
My Latin barbie doll.

I feel small
insignificant and all,
a pea sized rain drop,
solo I fall...
I pick up my cell phone
call thy booty call.
only to stall,
my heart-ache.


Jared Pickett
11/17/09
Asavvy1...

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           uv the
    black well uv ink
           it's tilt

     not for the spill
       yet for mine 
            quill
     it's dip uv that 
           black
  tuh smear the slips
            with
       poetic lisp
     ourn tongue'z

          twist
              twixt

       mine drive 
       'toxicating
          yourn  
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Controversial boxing legend with a distinctive lisp, "Iron Mike" Tyson.
 The sheer impact of his punch? Probably like being rammed by a Bison.
   
  Ex-convict/former bad boy; paid his debt to society without exemption.
   Came out of prison, got boxing license back, took road to redemption.


Date written: 06/03/2023...

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CHECKING OUT: ONE’S OWN SOUL

Rhapsodic impulses of skin suffused
Exulted passions rendering: disused 

Intensely emotional: of flushed amor 
A mere filament lisp, of a lustful gore

Susurration: within my own sad soul
Mellifluous lullabies: until I rest whole

"I just knew there was brain cell in there somewhere" . . . ; )

Indiana Shaw . . . -_-...

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Once upon a midnight dreary

Neath a cloud my body weary

To make things worse, down came the rain

Then hail and rain danced on my brain

I took shelter beneath a tree

Then lightning struck the tree and me

The lightning fried my to a crisp

And since that night I've had a lisp

At least I lived to tell the tale

But to this day I still fear hail...

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Dramatic saffron blaze melts away
Twining  around  into  the  skyline. 
Whispers of sounds and dreams drift in play
Soul soothing scene as time sweeps its fine
Crisp spring breath stroking and nibbling wisps,
Wild  embroidered  idyllic  meadows.
Zest  only  pleasures  left  with  a  lisp 
Which lingers beneath saffron shadows.


1/25/2020...

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Burned To A Crisp

What we did was go on a long trip
So on ourselves we could get a grip
Except last time my wife was seen
Died putting load in washing machine
When in she decided to take a dip.

Wife had burned toast to a crisp
Now when I talk it is with a lisp;
Badly damaged my body has been;
Will never eat burnt toast again;
Away to be buried me appetite did wisp.

Jim Horn...

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                *poof*
      that wuzn't cannabis
  'twuz mine into the visible

                *foop*
now you thought you seen me
                 nope
              you don't
    mine slips back unto the 
              indistinct

                Yards
              Jameson
             Thuh bone
              Mine lisp
       'fore the midnight
                gongz...

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Leaning low to softly whisper
wisdom only listening hearts can hear,
leaves lisp lifelong lessons
stored in rings of years.
Centuries of observation -
surging mortals on the move
from the silent moccasins of ancients
to the raucous modern milieu -
captured and absorbed,
in distilled elixir cleansed in nature’s veins,
exhaled by forest giants,
their sage revelations 
of human gain and loss.
May 22, 2022...

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