Short Lindsay Poems

"Dad,I'm hungry." "Hi hungry, I'm Dad." 

Bill Lindsay...

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Lindsay is trouble
She had the world by a string,
Do you know what's wrong?...

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black’d the weary soul
and obsession boils the blood
'ere jealousy grows


Bill Lindsay 
August 16th 2015...

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The Gubbi-Gubbi people
Have a Gympie-Gympie tree
And all that Lindsay Laurie says
Is, "Better them than me!"...

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Her mother was walking the dog
Pursued by a pot belly hog
But in the fog
She kissed a frog
According to Miss Polly Wogg . . . ....

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Lindsay dear friend are you OK,
Australia is a long way away,
I’ll gladly paddle right across the pond,
If with a poem you soon don’t respond!...

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pond geese are leaving
for places I long to go….

warm breath on cold hands


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Contest: Traditional Haiku
Sponsor: Catie Lindsay
9/20/16...

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Lindsay Laurie's never boring
                      ~ Tales from the outback flip my back out



             January 01 2020
 Who Trips your Trolley Poetry Contest
            Sponsor: Bobby May...

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Know a sweet Aussie lady with two first names
Her parents were the ones that were really to blame
Didn't read the rules
Had it tough in school
But my limerick will bring her fortune and fame

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Dear Mr. Charlie Sheen.
Incredibly inebriated and mean.
Locked her in a closet.
Hope he gave her a deposit.  


Dear Ms. Lindsay Lohan,
you need a new life plan.
Betty Ford doesn't think this is a joke, 
so lay off the coke....

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Out on the town
Getting on down
Acting the clown -
Puttin on the ritz

Wedding invite
Don’t dress too bright
Girdle’s too tight -
Puttin on the ritz

Drunk at the Wake
Fell in the lake
‘twas a mistake -
Puttin on the ritz

Bill Lindsay
08/01/15...

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Speaking volumes in the youth literary,
An ordinary pen of a humble grey mind,
Shimmers, be it favourable or to the contrary,
Smooth flowing thoughts, of its own single kind,
Now mature enough with exclusives to grind !








Written on 26/4/14
Sponsor- Catie Lindsay...

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A vivid scarlet scar snakes across her abdomen …
It was touch and go when she went into premature labour
Such a small price to pay for the safe delivery of her tiny baby son

Contest – Embrace the Line sponsored by David Lindsay

06~28~16...

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H-er 
A-wesome 
N-ame 
N-icely 
A-pplies

L-ove 
I-n 
N-atal 
D-ay's 
S-tatement 
A-s 
Y-early 

R-emembrance's 
E-ssential 
S-entence 
P-oetically 
L-ets 
A-crostic 
N-ote 
D-eploy 
O-ptimistic 
R-egards 

Topic: Birthday of Hanna Lindsay Resplandor (February 23) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn
Are dating – golly gee!
So when she nails him cheating,
She can clock him with a ski.

His ex-wife, Elin, only had
A golf club for the deed.
A ski should work much better, 
Though that isn’t guaranteed.

If I were Lindsay, you can bet
I’d be quite well-prepared;
And Tiger, with his balls in tow,
Would soon be running scared....

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Oh the things you can think ( for contest )


If you knew what I’d seen
And not what I saw
Of the thoughts I had thunk 
And the drinks that I drunk

I said it was me
But you said it was you
I wanted to fly
But already you’d flew


If you’d hear what I say
And not what I said
I would still be alive
And not at all dead.

Bill Lindsay 08/01/15...

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Stabbed in the	heart- I yelled by, a bloody steakknife !
My tutor that worked	with Lindsay did	squat,
Lindsay centre,	filled. me with	strife,
 Pogo man  in a hole,leg chopped,life shot.	

Living  in limbo ,it surely feels-like hell	,
Life in a care home slashed me like a knife
Life is a rocky road , nothing more to tell
Nerves are a ringing, I feel nothing but strife...

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When it comes to celebrities, Lindsay Lohan is one of the best.
When I watch her movies, I'm very impressed.
She's not only a movie star, she's a talented singer too.
It's truly amazing what this young lady can do.
I buy her movies and her CD's.
She's the most talented star I've ever seen.
Everything she touches turns to gold.
She's accomplished a lot and she's only twenty years old....

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When I espy you in the morning light
You truly are such a delightful sight

Your jeweled wings catch my eye
As you dance in the cerulean sky

Alighting to sip nectar from summer flowers
I could watch your beauty for many hours

I’m mesmerised by your colourful wings
Such joy a beautiful butterfly brings

To a .. contest sponsored by David Lindsay
07~14~16...

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PURRRRFECT


Moving in the grace of innate elegance
softly, smoothly, flowing, lithesome lines
peaceful with the knowledge of herself
she purrs self satisfactions growl.

Rippling stripes of moonlights envy
regal tilt of head and arc of neck
eyes that find a union with my own
slowly walking my tiger home.


7/23/2016



submitted to – Walking My Tiger Home
sponsor – David Lindsay...

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How many names have you been called? 
 
Angel, Angelic Angela all off them.
You've probably already been called

Leana? Hanna, anna?
 I forgot where I was at

Lowen is not an easy one to be either

is that Either or aye-there?

Loren? Logan? Julian?
Lindsay Lowen is one of my favorites
monika lowinsky is great, 
I love going down
and being Polish
or polished
or infamous
or famous
(yeah right!) 
but I digress


I'm sorry, thank you....

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You're a horse with an idiot paint job,
all zig-zaggy blacketty-white
you stand out when you're in a snowdrift
and can't even hide in the night.
Outrunning a Cheetah you canna
not graceful like any Gazelle
for living out on the Savanna
your life must be probably hell.
I once tried your flesh on Safari
at a camp where we had barbecue
so to add insult to injury
ugly Warthog tastes better than you.

For contest 'To a …... ' sponsored by David Lindsay...

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She floats about on dancer toes
She spins and splits 
          and dips and flows
She glides and tips 
          She hops and lifts
She twirls and tucks 
          then stops and ducks
She moves around 
          in leaps and bounds
and flies aloft 
         (but comes back down)
It's true! 
         That Lindsay loves to please
She knows her art implicitly
For if you ask, 
          she needs not guess
Her pirouette 
          from arabesque!...

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Pity You
	Lindsay Gee

What a sad life you have ahead of you.
You’re going to wonder where everything went askew.
You’re going to wallow in self pity, over the chances that you blew.
When you look and notice no one is around.
And you wonder why you sleep on the ground.
You’re going to want to know where hope can be found.
Hope lies in the fact I will never hate you.
I will always know what you do.
When you suffer I do too.
Through it all I just pity you....

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Who is my neighbour after all?
The one who shares the boundary wall,

who lets his cat crap on my grass
and parks so badly I can’t pass.

Whose curtains twitch from morn till night
in making sure that we’re all right.

Puts out my bins when I’m away,
collects my parcels every day.

Good times or bad, through straights and bends; 
my neighbours are my closest friends.


written and posted on  9/12/15

by Bill Lindsay

TRASHED #2
Sponsor : Broken Wings...

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