Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan
Dear Mr. Charlie Sheen.
Incredibly inebriated and mean.
Locked her in a closet.
Hope he gave her a deposit.
Dear Ms. Lindsay Lohan,
you need a new life plan.
Betty Ford doesn't think this is a joke,
so lay off the coke.
Copyright © Chris Matt | Year Posted 2011
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