Chris Matt Poet Clerihew

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

Dear Mr. Charlie Sheen.
Incredibly inebriated and mean.
Locked her in a closet.
Hope he gave her a deposit.  


Dear Ms. Lindsay Lohan,
you need a new life plan.
Betty Ford doesn't think this is a joke, 
so lay off the coke.

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Nette Onclaud February 5, 2011 at 9:44 AM oh these naughty celebs, chris... you could have included paris hilton, lol! freakingly funny and witty!! like , like!! winning luck to you! :)

Dr.Ram Mehta February 4, 2011 at 4:22 PM Very funny and humorous write , Chris

Linda-Marie Sweetheart February 4, 2011 at 4:10 PM Chris u hit both nails on the head with this awesome Clerihew.. both of them in the news so much and nothing good for either.. good luck in the contest .. enjoyed with luv..and truth..