Ilene Bauer Poet Rhyme

Tiger and Lindsey

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn
Are dating – golly gee!
So when she nails him cheating,
She can clock him with a ski.

His ex-wife, Elin, only had
A golf club for the deed.
A ski should work much better, 
Though that isn’t guaranteed.

If I were Lindsay, you can bet
I’d be quite well-prepared;
And Tiger, with his balls in tow,
Would soon be running scared.

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Robert Johnson April 1, 2013 at 3:55 PM This peice is why I'm putting these here. :):):):) With senitment like this, I'm amazed he can even hit the ball. :)

Jack Horne April 1, 2013 at 10:43 AM lol, had a good chuckle here

Kim Merryman March 31, 2013 at 5:23 PM Good one, Ilene! Reading your poems is such a treat! Love, Kim

Isaiah Zerbst March 30, 2013 at 8:15 PM Haha! Great sense of humour, and ability in arranging and choosing words.

Eileen Manassian March 30, 2013 at 10:59 AM Ilene!!!! You are the TIGER here! ;) Atta girl! Love ya!

Anne-Lise Andresen March 30, 2013 at 9:03 AM Nice to read - funny, Ilene! - Happy Easter! - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)