Tiger and Lindsey
Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn
Are dating – golly gee!
So when she nails him cheating,
She can clock him with a ski.
His ex-wife, Elin, only had
A golf club for the deed.
A ski should work much better,
Though that isn’t guaranteed.
If I were Lindsay, you can bet
I’d be quite well-prepared;
And Tiger, with his balls in tow,
Would soon be running scared.
Copyright © Ilene Bauer | Year Posted 2013
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