Short Lewd Poems
Short Lewd Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Lewd by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Lewd by length and keyword.
Lunar Attraction
The earth—attractive,
wanton, lewd. Beckons hither
it the virgin moon....
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Categories:
lewd, moon, nature, sexy,
Form:
Haiku
Lewd and Rude
She had been a stripper
Her life was lewd and rude.
In respect to her profession,
She was buried in the nude....
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Categories:
lewd, funny, humorous,
Form:
Epigram
Rambunctious Theater
Catcalls, lewd comments
and humor at the movies:
is it the picture
or the acts at the picture
that we have all come to see?...
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Categories:
lewd, funny, introspection, life, people,
Form:
Tanka
Notice To All Employees: New Dress Code
Important work matters get screwed
By thoughts at the office too lewd
So it seems normal
To have work less formal
Make casual Friday all nude...
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Categories:
lewd, funnywork, work,
Form:
Limerick
Angel Versus Devil
The angel said, "Show her how you care!"
But the devil produced a lewd stare
In just a while
She gave a smile
A happy her pappy didn't share!...
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Categories:
lewd, character, confusion, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Paisley Skin
A sailor profusely tattooed
Enjoyed being secretly lewd;
He took off his clothes
Whenever he chose,
And looked not the slightest bit nude....
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Categories:
lewd, humor, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Connie, You Joke
I just made a new friend called Connie
Of course with the AKA Johnny
She sometimes seems rude
and often time lewd
But always His poems are scrawny...
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Categories:
lewd, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Buy Your Leaf
Olympic athletes performed nude
(Spectators back then cheered the lewd)
The judges (we're told)
Used layers of gold
To honour the most well-hung dude...
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Categories:
lewd, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Lewd Louie
Lewd Louie came from Windy City
he went straight for the nitty gritty
got fresh with Margo
who told her man Beau
who kicked his a** with rhythmicity...
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Categories:
lewd, city, cute, funny, humorous, relationship, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Lewd Awakening
A young girl with bosom to spare
Thought men would adore her firm pair
And found - in a pinch -
Men may grow an inch
But none come equipped with a spare!...
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Categories:
lewd, growing up,
Form:
Limerick
Pathetic Skeptic Who Was Diabetic
We knew Trump was purely pathetic;
Also leaping, lewd and lascivious skeptic;
Bizarre;
Should see scar;
He had been overweight and a diabetic.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
lewd, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Pathetic Skeptic Who Was Diabetic
We knew Trump was purely pathetic;
Also leaping, lewd and lascivious skeptic;
Bizarre;
Should see scar;
He had been overweight and a diabetic.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
lewd, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Slow Menu
French cuisine for some see it crude.
Eating snails appear horribly lewd,
but well known in France,
its folk took a stance,
as the French cannot stand fast food....
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Categories:
lewd, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Lewd Dude
There was a man who searched for the oasis
But was lacking in the social graces
He’d splash on some musk
But then acted brusque
By looking for love in all the thong places...
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Categories:
lewd, sexy, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Arty Stuff No 4
Arty stuff No 4
Gauguin was eating a peach,
While painting a scene on the beach,
A girl who was nude
Thought he looked rather lewd,
So she kept herself way out of reach!!...
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Categories:
lewd, art, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Honey, Its Not a Judass Kiss
I trust you when you said that lip mark on your collar was mom’s
But this lewd kiss with your secretary in facebook wall photo?
Stop kissing me hon or I will change this damn status!...
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Categories:
lewd, husband,
Form:
Sijo
A Poem Is Brewing...
Stolid, terse
Ferrous verse
Raw, crude
Pressing lewd
Fiery, rage
Warring sage
Wild, free
As the open sea
Clever, deft
Mindful theft
Longing, attentive
Yet pensive...
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Categories:
lewd, on writing and words
Form:
Free verse
Lewd Drawings In a Hymnal
Hanging from the crane
is the end-all,
the pitied and plain
inheritor of pain.
It drifts and dangles
in the weak breeze.
You can't turn the pages.
Accept this and die....
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Categories:
lewd, christian,
Form:
Free verse
Surrendered
hollow echoes call
empty thoughts run mad screaming
cries unacknowledged
heartache surrenders itself
to agony's lewd defeat
© 10-9-2012
For: PD's Tanka 'Me' a Sad Song...
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Categories:
lewd, depression, sad,
Form:
Tanka
A Jan Allison Inspired Limerick 'swearing'
SWEARING
~~~~~~~~~
swearing in poetry literally lewd
seven years of army life, no prude
but even way back then
swearing was locked in my pen.
innuendo if meant, it too is crude...
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Categories:
lewd, spoken word,
Form:
Limerick
Outdidded Myself
John John said I outdidded myself today
Decided to celebrate with a lewd display
I'll still wear my knickers
Stay away from the liquor
Did someone say “lick her” I'm game need I say...
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Categories:
lewd, fun,
Form:
Limerick
No Transfers
Our favorite teacher was in a fix
History class had not one, but two Dicks
Teacher felt she was screwed
She knew it might seem lewd
But she kept both Dicks ~ out of politics
...
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Categories:
lewd, giggle, student, teacher, word play,
Form:
Limerick
Great Art
All cloudy outside but there's sunshine in my heart
NOTHING can bring me down, so happy I could fart
Now that was downright rude
Well it wasn't lewd
Be thankful, my farts are considered great art!...
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Categories:
lewd, art,
Form:
Limerick
Aroma Tickles
Areola trips
Sensations con,
Tour arête
In ambience sighs
O! Deliverance;
Valley of flower
Tickles raw to whiff
In orchid bloom:
Dribbles embrace
Fragrance tangs
Lewd connections
In love fascination....
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Categories:
lewd, love
Form:
Free verse
Nazis
Stories about the horrendous World War II
Bout the atrocities committed as domination they pursued
The Nazi machine striving
For a master race surviving
Will we ever hear the end of these tales so lewd...
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Categories:
lewd, death,
Form:
Limerick