Notice To All Employees: New Dress Code

Important work matters get screwed
By thoughts at the office too lewd
So it seems normal
To have work less formal
Make casual Friday all nude

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 3/12/2010 7:23:00 AM
OK OK this is great Duke.. wish it could happen but NOT ... luv it .. should be on the walls of all office space.. thankxxx for another good laugh early in the day..luv.. "Sweetheart"
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Date: 2/19/2010 8:59:00 PM
LOL...funny write! ;)
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Date: 2/15/2010 11:32:00 AM
Hi Duke I was only rhyming when I said "How rude". I actually thaought it was hillarious
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Date: 2/14/2010 8:39:00 AM
How rude
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Date: 2/11/2010 5:01:00 PM
Good idea for casual Friday...lol...enjoyed your Limerick....Marty
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Date: 2/11/2010 7:22:00 AM
Hmmm, not a great way to solve the work matters getting screwed, but hey, it makes for a fun limerick!!!
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Date: 2/10/2010 4:59:00 PM
wouldn't want to work there, It would be grossly funny. No work would be completed that day.
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