Short Lenny Poems

Look
Into
the
eyes
of
an
Elephant.


(c)2023.Lenny Gazbowski...

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Not so swoon Lenny

                                      You're driving me crazy...

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I have no anger
in my heart.
I have no heart
in my anger.


(c)2022. Lenny Gazbowski...

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Butterfly kisses
for each and every flower
a joy to behold


(C)Lenny Gazbowski, 2024...

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so this kid Kenny
without or with lenny
breathes in
and out every day
and so what
hes not drinking
anyway...

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Laverne, Shirley, Big Ragoo
And there’s Lenny and Squiggy
Making dodo dreams come true.
Doing itsu way.
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When there are no thoughts
When there is Naked Silence
Then look into the Eyes of an Elephant.


(C) Lenny Gazbowski 2024...

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L-et 
E-very 
N-ighttime bring 
N-o bad dream to 
Y-ou. 

Topic: Birthday of Lenny Caranay (April 26) 
Form: Acrostic Lanterne...

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Lenny

Lovely little Lenny,
Laughing loudly, lucious,
Likes licking lollies,
Learning lots lately,
Lightweight lithsome livewire
Love ya!...

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butterball turkey buzzed one day

five whole bustops outside L A

passenger lenny

quips good thing henny

you're featured in todays buffet.
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L-ove's
E-ndless
N-ame
N-urtures
Y-our

C-harm
A-s
R-espect
A-lways
N-ourishes
A-round
Y-ou

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Monocrostic (Birthday of Lenny Caranay)
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Gargle with jelly 
Said my little nephew lenny
While making car noises 
Watching the Tele
Wanted to try it but he wouldn't let me
So I got a big stick and poked his fat belly...

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Your words
Dripping with venom

Your emotions
Crippled and diseased
Creating a toxic imbalance

I knew I had to leave
You were a walking virus.


(c)2023. Lenny Gazbowski...

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L-et
E-xciting
N-ote
N-icely
Y-ield

C-omfort
A-s
R-ighteous
A-crostic
N-aturally
A-mazes
Y-ou

Topic: Birthday of Lenny Caranay (April 26) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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L-et
E-nhanced
N-eatness
N-egate
Y-ucky

C-oronavirus
A-s
R-abid
A-ilment
N-icely
A-voids
Y-ou

Topic: Birthday of Lenny Caranay (April 26) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Jimmy just walked out.
Lenny is in Las Vegas.
Bass player is a marine.

Mr. White is mad.
The Wonders cease to exist.
What is Guy going to do?

based on the 1996 film "That Thing You Do!"...

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Pencil thin Lenny from old Liechtenstein,
    Built a long skinny house near the Rhine,
               It was all that he need
                  Provided his feed
  Doesn't include cakes and desserts all the time....

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lenny
lenny
would
would
have
died
sooner
than
than
dig
dig
he
did
if
if
he
played
played
played it by
these these these
rules
of
today
yesterday
hoping
he
did
that
that that that
we
could
see
we
could
hear
the
un
un
fet
terd
word...

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Guys have been praising Jenny
Bent on marrying poor Lenny
At hill tops "I love Lenny,
Whose bank account reads Penny!"

Not that he has not any
But women gasp for many
And Jenny's needs damned many
Still rejected Rich Kenny,
Who himself hates a Nanny:
Wedding one thinks uncanny....

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ripped my head
clean off my shoulders !
and yet here I am
observing the remains 
of a head on collision

there is blood everywhere
and I havent passed out
my Kawasaki will never
ride with me again
hey, but I'm not in pain
and my head came clean off !

Where am I ?


(C)2017 Lenny Gazbowski...

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The name Lenny Kravitz
Woman’s crush
Kravitz sensual hush
Music that melts woman’s hearts
That is only the start
The sensation
Music to soul
His hand to the woman to take hold
Walking down the famous threshold
Kravitz style
A woman’s dream while
Eyes to hypnotize
Kravitz world
Woman’s hearts swirl
Mr. Smooth
The Kravitztude
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A maniac laughs
a maniac screams
and screams

feed me
feed me
mummy feed me
feed me
let me suckle upon
your shapely breast
even though I'm 53
and your dead

feed me
feed me
feed me

sweet breast milk
mummy's milk is the best
keep that cow's udder
away from me

I am not
I repeat
I am not belonging to this freak show
but soon I'll have no place to go.

Lenny Gazbowski(c)2014...

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James Cameron made it big with Avatar
Again and again he raised the bar
The film was tremendously beautiful
But the plot was unoriginal

But of course who could forget Titanic?
Lenny plus heartbreak equals a classic!
I've seen the ending, but that's not the point
My girl swears that it won't disappoint

Like or smite, have to admit you crave more
Jimmy's is where it's at whether you're
A fan of trees that store mem'ries aglow
Or Leonardo DiCaprio...

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Young Lenny at school would dream through each day,
He never read books, he just liked to play,
So it wasn't a quirk
That he didn't learn work:
All play was leading his future astray.

Grown Lenny farewelled his sweet mom and dad,
He packed up and left the one home he had.
But it wasn't a quirk
That he couldn't find work:
All play had left Lenny skill-less and sad.


November 28, 2022
Children's Limericks Poetry Contest
Eve Roper, sponsor...

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Chris Farley's idol was John Belushi
and Chris Farley assimilated John Belushi to a tee.
His very fast lifestyle, his overindulgence of drugs and alcohol
but he also assimilated John Belushi's comedy best of all.
Both have made me laugh so hard that I couldn't catch my breath.
Such a shame that Chris Farley also assimilated John Belushi's death.
I recall in my youth when Lenny Bruce was my idol.
I hope I don't assimilate his death and be found dead on my bathroom tile....

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