Short Irritate Poems

It can be too sweet.
Kindness can numb the tongue and irritate.
It can be too sweet,
but it can keep one from claiming defeat.
Causing the disinclined to suffocate,
or keeping locked away death’s early gate;
it can be too sweet.











Kindness Rondelets Contest
*not premium*...

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Why do we suffer,why don't we try,
To make life,a little less tougher?
Why do we let Satan, tempt us to hate.
Why do we bicker and irritate.
We should look towards God and ask,
Lord please turn me away from these sinful tasks.
It's very fun to laugh and play,
but after that,
Remember to turn the right way....

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There was amazing brilliance
in her non-responses.
She walked away quietly
after being goaded four times 
by an especially annoying co-worker.

We glanced at her, in amazement,
most of us readily caught up in this
person’s web, daily.
We were in awe that she
gave no one permission to
irritate or annoy her....

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Trump and Ploy To Annoy

Trump as usual appears as another ploy;
It is only designed  for his base to enjoy;


Rest of us will really irritate and annoy.

James Serious Mysterious Horn
Retired Soldier and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC 28422

For: Daniel Henninger
Wall Street Journal
henninger@wsj.com...

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Paul Begala called Obama's supporters eggheads and that wasn't nice.
I want him to keep his mouth shut and I don't want to have to say it twice.
Obama is a terrific person and he deserves our votes.
The words irritate me that came from Begala's throat.
His words annoy me like a toothache.
Mister Begala can go jump in the lake....

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The pains irritate the sky
The eyes of the moon is gone
The trees rumbling in sorrow
The sun trumpet in anger
Why men and life exist apart?
Why men perish thou in a hurry?
Why are men in sweet pains?
Why? why? why? Why? Why?
Why do we chew and eat again
Our refuse from the gutter?
Why is life so hard on men?
Why do you exist and breath?...

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Some Sadden and Madden While Others Gladden

What happens is some people will sadden,
While others bother you and then madden;
As of late,
May irritate;
God likes priests best who always gladden.

Who we will be receiving soon at St. James.
Father Frank never learned how to say
Aman at end of sermon even though he
is a great guy.

Jim Horn...

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Kreepy Crawley sprung a hole
Without suction it won't roll
To the shop it did go and stood (I had already thought about duct tape)
PVC pipe, glue, just like new very good...(And cheap)

Sometimes the men in our lives
Grate, irritate, and annoy
But all in all it is great just to 
Have a man about the house


(Haven't the foggiest what this is)...

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Down where the Privet Hedge blossoms
And the burgundy running rose
We're not living in high cotton

Down where the Privet Hedge blossoms
There are many wild O'Possums
Secrets hidden in closets undisclosed

Down where the Privet Hedge Blossoms
And the burgundy running rose  

Friday, May 09, 2014
Sponsor: Charolette Puddifoot
Contest: Irritate Me...

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Orange grove goddess of the Florida Keys
Citrus in her veins, rejuvenation in her step
Oozing fruity frothy saccharine sweetness
We tiptoe around her swirling juices
Fearful of her wrath if her trees dry up
She is not a nice goddess when angered
Bringing in tsunamis and other disasters
Shh! That’s her I caution the wind.
The ocean knows better than to irritate her....

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It does not matter if you do not like the tune!
i know plenty of deaf folk praying for miracles!
If noses can charter the way to a juicy prune!
plus blow it loudly!and enjoy a wee tickle!
In alien tongues or mixed up words or lyrics!
annoyed?!irritate!?or simply non understandable!?
think of whales! all corresponding!tracks!
then try and destroy this hate killed Abel!...

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the two who own my soul 
dances and make bets everywhere

they just throw it hanging 
such bets and dares occupy

all their soul attention time 
those dares and dances enrage

the one that control my conscious
stomp and forges here and there

He only keep it down grounded
too busy watching others mourning

takes every watch fulfillment
this forgery and observance irritate...

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Your no use to me I told you so
you irritate and annoy me
but where will you go?

your a nasty quarrelsome type
I know what you are
and I'm always right

and by the way
your sexless in bed
dont know whats going on
in your head!

I've shouted at you I know it's true
cant you see what you do to me,
just be quiet and dont be cold
and I might let you keep 
that band of gold!....

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IMAGINATION
The mother ideology of fiction
Putting to bed new and sound diction
You inspire all to meditation
In the right mind we bear no frustration

Little you are conceived like foetus
Now you stand tall as the statue of Zeus
Who can with you not dictate?
And to whom can you not irritate

Lead them o! Not astray
For they know you nay
Allow your learned educate
And you’re wise o! Prelate...

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I am--
A poem, the component 
Of heart and
 
Soul
With all the rhythm 
And rhyme that I gush
In wordy hives 

Of craving
Curved, delicately
On a tree, as its 

Blood-stained 
Juices run down the earth
To kiss and reverse the enchantment
Of winter. Ah, I am--

A poem
Not to irritate 
Your eyes

Yet, to please them 
With scented hue 
Of sensuous love, wafting 
From sleep...

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Do not hate
I can't relate
Its not too late
To make it great
Don't hesitate
Open the gate
To your hearts fate
And legislate
A plan-- cant wait
Let's get it straight
We need to cooperate
By choosing to separate
The bad as we amputate
Hatred that can irritate
Love we need to renovate
This world let's not complicate
How we can obliterate
Meanness and participate
Togetherness and terminate
Evil as we recreate
More love that will never fade...

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Everyone's entitled to an opinion or two,
We don't have to agree on the things we do.
Then comes a time  we my irritate,
And our writings lack as we debate,
 
To define in a line, something complex,
Then discuss and rate with vigor and vex!
We may score a Two or Seven at best,
Then back down to five, zonking our zest!
 
There is no winner! Just write what you choose!
 Be it prose, hauki or a tale of your muse!


 Judy Konos
Women Only contest...

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Woman in White House we will need
Not Trump with corruption and greed
On Hillary's face did detect a smile
Always does with grace and style
To irritate Trump, planted the seed.

First time love and Rosie O'Donnell 
were ever mentioned in a presidential 
debate before. Hope you are ready
tp read this poem. Grab on to your
seat I want to repeat. Jim Horn

PS. I went ahead and put all of my 
limericks into one limerick in case
you haven't noticed. More coming....

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Oh please
Don't keep sending me
Deleted messages
They irritate me.

Why send it to me
In the first place:
Send it to who it is meant,
Don't confuse me with people,
And if you don't have good thoughts
For me, just don't think about me.

You think I like it,
You don't chat with me
The whole freaking day;
And when you attempt to,
You send me a freaking deleted message.

Just go ahead and
Freaking delete me
From your freaking heart,
If it pleases you.
...

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She might be a witch, but she is foremost a warrior they said.
If you double cross her in the least, she will make you dead.
Her spells are unbelievable, her magic is super strong.
Do not irritate her; her memory is keen, unique and long.

I wanted to find out for myself, so I made her into a friend.
She showed me how to concoct spells; my own special blend.
And if anyone irritated me, she gave them a zap and a fling.
Being her bestie was terrific, it made my heart kind of sing....

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‘I’m ready for my close up’
Said Grouper Dorcas Rose
‘Just let me sign these autographs
And then I’ll strike a pose’
‘I’d hate to disappoint my fans,’
Said Trouper Dorcas Rose.
‘For Fans with Fins are fickle,
And they irritate ones nose.’
‘We Groupers are gregarious
Of that there is no doubt,
but shoals of fans just aggregate
can you Airbrush them out?’
‘Ones stuck you see in this melee,’
Said Super Dorcas Rose.
‘So you just film and I’ll just swim,
We’ll play it as it flows....

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‘I’m ready for my close up’
Said Grouper Dorcas Rose
‘Just let me sign these autographs
And then I’ll strike a pose’
‘I’d hate to disappoint my fans,’
Said Trouper Dorcas Rose.
‘For Fans with Fins are fickle,
And they irritate ones nose.’
‘We Groupers are gregarious
Of that there is no doubt,
but shoals of fans just aggregate
can you Airbrush them out?’
‘Ones stuck you see in this melee,’
Said Super Dorcas Rose.
‘So you just film and I’ll just swim,
We’ll play it as it flows....

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