Short Incredibly Poems

When I look into your eyes
I see the stirrings of spring
I feel all the imaginings
Of my soul
Incredibly unfolding...

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An incredibly bad cartoon
Shows the wife beneath a tycoon
Though inopportune
She will see at noon
Solicitor Peter Balloon...

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light of a thousand suns
incredibly bright yet soft
envelopes existence 

we are here and we are It
eternity alive in the now...

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Dear Mr. Charlie Sheen.
Incredibly inebriated and mean.
Locked her in a closet.
Hope he gave her a deposit.  


***For Clerihew contest***...

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Idyllic illusion!
Immaculate impulse!
Incredibly idle!
Ignites inner insight...
Invites incitingly,
Intoxicatingly,
Impresses; influences......

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She went swimming in the China Sea
Where monsters of various types could be
One bit her leg
She blamed me, Peg
Incredibly miffed, I drank her tea...

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A senior took one pill too many
And woke up incredibly skinny
His wife looked aghast,
"I thought you had passed
And sold your parts for ten guinea!"...

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There once was a terrible whinger
Whose hair was incredibly ginger
No one liked him at all
So he ran off from school
And went out to train as a ninja...

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Mr. J. Clown is incredibly sad,
His Jack Russel Terriers made him mad
They ripped her face off
With nary a cough
She was prettiest doll he’d ever had...

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The world seems incredibly messed up
The TV confirms it’s not right 
I’m not sure what’s going to improve things
Who cares? My grandson walked tonight...

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Long lean limber. sultry, slender,
Pretty pout, neat nails, great grin.
Fatal flaw?
Incredibly clumsy, elbow bumpy,
Tripped twice, shiner. Shucks, chagrin....

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There once was a timid young mummy
His attire incredibly crummy
	He draped a dinner jacket
	across his golden casket
Now the pretty ghouls are more chummy...

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There once was a girl named Milly,
Who was incredibly silly.
At the crack of dawn,
She'd bathe with clothes on,
That way she wouldn't get chilly.

8/3/21...

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To excel at the game basketball
It helps if you are incredibly tall
Two points you can get
By dropping the ball in the net
Without making much effort at all...

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A young lady named Laurie Ann McGee
Had an incredibly short-lived crush on me
So long since besotted
My name soon forgotted
When she met up with Timothy McFee....

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There once was a fellow from Stroud
Whose voice was incredibly loud, 
He'd shout and he'd holler,
Causing uproar and bother
He had a job on the side as a crowd!...

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Gorilla, Gorilla – he isn’t a killer,
Although he’s incredibly strong … 

But some people hunt him, just for the thrill … Ah!
Now I think that’s terribly wrong …...

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Our Wonderful Son

When wife did deliver and was done,
She would have our wonderful son;
Incredibly cute,
And us did suit;
Who we found to be our favorite one.

Jim Horn...

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I have nothing to hide,
I am who I am.
So follow me, if you can.
But you can't, because the light
Coming from inside of me is bright,
So incredibly bright,
You cannot see....

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view,
incredibly
striking.
Idyllic
otherworldly
noontide.

ocular
feast

picturesque
and
resplendent 
another
day
in
sacred
eden



Date written: 04/05/2020...

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We were used to seeing shy brides.
But this one was near to fainting.
She was an innocent.
We looked on in wonder.
Some feeling sorry for her groom.
Others feeling he is incredibly lucky....

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Gosh, the man knows about almost everything
Under the sun - existence, cosmos, spirituality, 
Religion, you name it,  but I really wonder why
Until now he is so incredibly poor and ordinary....

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Three people sit in a room.

One is incredibly smart.

Another has common sense.

The third has only a pen, a mirror, and the irksome desire to be profound.

She, I am sure, is the poet....

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Coach Alan Brown was incredibly unique  
At eighty he had an athlete's physique.  
A fullback mocked his years,  
Brown hefted him by his ears. 
Since then mouthy jocks have squelched every squeak....

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Sister Lucille bought a dirt bike next
Leaving her family somewhat vexed
Her aim is speed,
She doesn’t need
Which leaves us incredibly perplexed. 

Written July 16, 2022...

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