Short In Your Birthday Suit Poems

Soaking in hot tub 
bubbles disappear from sight 
left in birthday suit...

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You look SO cute
In your birthday suit
What can I say
But, "Who?  Ray?"...

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Winter comes
In its birthday suit

It waits looking
Snug like North Pole grizzly bear
Lay waiting its prey
Then pounce and fade.

*...

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He roots this is the finale
How long can she dilly dally?
He thinks she's quite cute
If in her birthday suit
Trump's sure to pollute Nikki Haley...

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There once was a Halloween party
All of the costumes there were naughty
I tried to be cute
Wearing my birthday suit
And won the prize for costume most gaudy...

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Sir Henry was smoking cheroot
Stark naked in his birthday suit
But he did something rash
When he's flicking his ash
His pubes are no longer hirsute!

4th May 2015...

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NO NEED FOR BLUSH

Eve sans blush in her cheeks,
in her most ancient of days.
matrimonial bouquet, nude.

God simply gave Eve to Adam
in her beautiful birthday suit.

10/23/2017...

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There's a mighty dear fellow named Jack
 wore no shirt to show off his six pack
on top girls would pile
they dug his smooth style
til this mortal threw out his old back...

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I’m dating a fella called Martyn
He’s  windy, he cannot stop fartin’
In his birthday suit
He’ll constantly toot
The stench is so bad that we’re partin’!

FICTION POEM

5/3/19...

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I close one eye and see him.
Strong, fit and slim.
On, my God, I can't help it.
I really fancy him.
Close it now and open the other.
We really are in bother.
In his socks and birthday suit.
He's showing all his blubber....

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Some days I totally amaze myself... but other days
Put my keys in the fridge, so questions could be raised
It's a daily crap shoot
Go outside in my birthday suit
Wifey-poo bails me out, then sets my pants ablaze...

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Some days I totally amaze myself... but other days
Put my keys in the fridge, so questions could be raised
It's a daily crap shoot
Go outside in my birthday suit
Wifey-poo bails me out, then sets my pants ablaze...

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Life was a blast in the Garden of Eden for Adam and Eve,

   'Til the wrath of their Creator invited them to leave!

      They were having a ball traipsing about in their birthday suit,

         'Til that sneaky snake offered them a chomp of forbidden fruit!...

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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. (Mark Twain)

When Adam donned his fig leaf
Was a sense of decency assumed.
When sons of Adam
Again find it cute
To be comfortable
In their birthday suit
Will simple modesty be resumed.
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He races around her curves
with pleasures of the open road.

She’s sensuous and slowly leans
her form - together’s primal code.

Formal wedding speeds toward
honeymoon — its birthday suit abode.

Modern Sijo by Kim Rodrigues (c) 2018...

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Percy



If I were a human I would be soooo cute
I wouldn’t just lounge in my birthday suit
I would dress so nice
With shoes to match
To cover my bare feet
I would even wear a hat
As it stands, I’m happy as can be
Cause I’m a teddy bear
All soft and cuddly…...

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there are times of tests when the mind becomes ambidextrous
there are moments in time when the body becomes multidirectional
when the horizons are being bullied and all organisms begin to pollute
won't you please set my wearied mind at ease and let me see you in your birthday suit
AMEN........

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Created for Linda-Marie Bariana’s contest

1.  You are a Poetry Book .... "The Wanderings of My Mind"
2.  My Poetry Book contains poems about _____The human condition
3.  My favorite poem in my Poetry Book is in SENRYU FORM and it reads as follows: 

You really are cute
Wearing your expensive loot
In your birthday suit...

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One has wrinkles, but so does the other
  and they both are a whole lot of bother
They can't control when or where they pee
  To get around, they crawl on their knees

Yet a helpless baby everyone loves
  An incontinent old man nobody does
Perhaps it's because the baby's so cute
  even when decked out in his birthday suit...

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**Angel Food**

Amorous glances of romance enhance 
New love.  in a heat of passion we
Gambol in our birthday suit
Ensemble... your scent wafting, 
Lilac and passion fruit, we tussle..

Felicity, love with such simplicity,
Obsession through adversity, 
Overjoyed in our continuity... a 
Delicacy, healthy like my Angel Food...


Jared Pickett
6/8/2010	
Asavvy1...

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Sleepwalking in my birthday suit
My mother thought was rather cute
But as I aged my little flute
Was soon declared forbidden fruit

Sleepwalking on my chosen route
My teen physique left others mute
Some neighbours claimed they'd prosecute
But soon could see me more hirsute

Sleepwalking as an old galoot
I do not fear a bare salute
My grandson is a new recruit
And just like me, won't give a hoot!...

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Ah, yes, the joys of being naked
I love you’re wholly naked with me
Others have us wisely rated
They can go outside, come and see
And wish to one day simply be

Secure in their bodies enough
To be glowing in the buff
Greatly we are completely so
Got invisible clothes and stuff
Comfortable in skin I know

Russell Sivey

Syllable count of 8(also a form of Dizain)

Entrant into Cyndi MacMillan's "YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT" contest...

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I saw them whip him with sjamboks.
Tied him on a pole and enslaved,
Carelessly on a birthday suit.
He cried until his voice was hoarse.
His groans were like of an ox being castrated.

As I was staring;
The pain I felt,
Was like of an arrow piercing through my 
heart.
My heart couldn't put up with the pain any longer,
Tears made their way out.

As I turn and walk away,
I whispered:
"Oh! My son,
I pray for you.Amen."...

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...wait just a minute,
Now I know where
I was going to go,
And who I am;

I am Sir Lancelot,
The legendary knight of Camelot,
Dressed in a shiny suit of armor
bound for King Arthur's 
Knights of Round Table.
I do have tall tales to tell,
Tales of exploits, chivalry 
and adventures;
I...........
Someone from a passing car
yells out: "Hey, you look
good in your birthday suit!"


~Abdul Malik
"5 Minute Challenge": Lost...

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Color me tears

 

These tears have been recycled-

not an environment saving measure,

they have been repackaged, rebranded,

recycled, reused but not reduced.

Not purified-they contain same organic

and inorganic substances.

My recycled  - reused  tears

which continue  to flow-

from the day of the birthday suit ,to the end.

These gentle  tears migrate  like  bottles in a  depot,

Unrestrained, uncontained but never reduced...

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