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I Amaze Me

Some days I totally amaze myself... but other days Put my keys in the fridge, so questions could be raised It's a daily crap shoot Go outside in my birthday suit Wifey-poo bails me out, then sets my pants ablaze

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Date: 4/29/2021 8:33:00 PM
Amazing indeed! :)
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Date: 4/29/2021 3:30:00 PM
Where are you going, Jack? You will be sorely missed. The soup just won't taste the same without you flavorful spice. I hope you reconsider. If not. May God be with you in all you do.
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Date: 4/29/2021 9:44:00 AM
I heard Jack got caught in the nude He fought like hell but was subdued The cops ask him why They said, "don't you lie" He admitted he was a little stewed.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/29/2021 10:32:00 AM
LMAO! Unfortunately I must say good-bye! I've reached the end of the road... cheers my good man!
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 4/29/2021 10:19:00 AM
LMAO, marvelous!!!
Date: 4/29/2021 9:00:00 AM
As rightly she should. Any man who can write limericks like yours should not go out pantless!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/29/2021 10:29:00 AM
Unfortunately as of today I will retiring from P-Soup after 12 years! They have all been a real blast! It has been a real pleasure to know everyone I've met through this great site!!! Cheers Jack!

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