Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

I Amaze Me

Some days I totally amaze myself... but other days
Put my keys in the fridge, so questions could be raised
It's a daily crap shoot
Go outside in my birthday suit
Wifey-poo bails me out, then sets my pants ablaze

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Unseeking Seeker April 29, 2021 at 8:33 PM Amazing indeed! :)

Daniel Turner April 29, 2021 at 3:30 PM Where are you going, Jack? You will be sorely missed. The soup just won't taste the same without you flavorful spice. I hope you reconsider. If not. May God be with you in all you do.

Daniel Turner April 29, 2021 at 9:44 AM I heard Jack got caught in the nude He fought like hell but was subdued The cops ask him why They said, "don't you lie" He admitted he was a little stewed. Jack Ellison April 29, 2021 at 10:32 AM LMAO! Unfortunately I must say good-bye! I've reached the end of the road... cheers my good man! L Milton Hankins April 29, 2021 at 10:19 AM LMAO, marvelous!!!

L Milton Hankins April 29, 2021 at 9:00 AM As rightly she should. Any man who can write limericks like yours should not go out pantless! Jack Ellison April 29, 2021 at 10:29 AM Unfortunately as of today I will retiring from P-Soup after 12 years! They have all been a real blast! It has been a real pleasure to know everyone I've met through this great site!!! Cheers Jack!