Short In Laws Poems

All in laws 
In wars
Not at war fronts 
But home fronts...

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Stressful vacation
In-laws staying for six weeks…
Where's the Valium?...

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In-laws have pulled up
Honey, out-laws are here
Hide key to liquor...

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Sober when we met,
I even embraced her pet,
Where is all the wine?

By: Sabina Nicole...

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Where am I
Where have I gone
Going through Hell to the End
This family thing I'll never win...

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IN-LAWS

Your parents long gone,
many in-laws fill space with joy.
Some take more than give.

By John Trusty...

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very nice to me
lived far across the country
the perfect distance



Barbara Gorelick
for Dr Ram's "in-laws" contest...

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Take it less 
You will want more 
Take it in excess   
it turns into poison 
So tell your 
Daughter in laws 
To use it 
In proper proportion,...

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They
kept
a lock
of his hair-
a devoted pair,
life-time in-laws,with love to share.

Note:Mother& Wife of Disraeli the English 19th century Prime Minister...

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her own family
till death or eternity
home came the new bride

unsure and alone
mom-in-law takes a strong stand
history repeats

By-Tahera Mannan
For Dr. Ram's contest...

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dear mother in law
you should have been beheaded
King Henry has failed 
             
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Contest:  IN-LAWS
Sponsor: Dr Ram Mehta
Submitted by: Judy Konos...

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There’s a bug with tiny little jaws
They bite and leave you with sores
They bite you by night
When you sleeping tight
Not the bed bugs but my in-laws




*Are You Bugged? (Limericks) Poetry Contest*...

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Robert Loblaw's business name was quite apropos
Called it “Bob Loblaw's In-laws Law & Co.”
A tongue twister test
Find it hard to digest?
Well imagine the mind that came up with this, whoa!...

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Robert Loblaw's business name was quite apropos
Called it “Bob Loblaw's In-laws Law & Co.”
A tongue twister test
Find it hard to digest?
Well imagine the mind that came up with this, whoa!...

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Smile, use charm and hope
to extinguish the fire of
mum-in-law dragons.


I've never met mine, but Mother-in-Laws are traditionally thought of as dragons 
over here (all in good fun, I think). 
Jack Horne...

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I'm a father belongs to my children,
A husband to wife,
An in-law to in-laws,
A citizen to the nation,
An employee to employer,
A worker to the society,
A friend to friends,
A long I belong,
I'm a head alone!...

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Ashes to ashes  
Dust to dust, many tears shed  
Mother in laws dead

Lawyers called, wills read
Hope she left me something good  
Dear mother in law

Im please to tell you
She left two million dollars
Lucky cats dogs home...

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Giving in marriage to in laws 
Growing their children 
As spouses their parents 

Returning their spouses 
Back to their parents 
In laws, breeding more children 

Giving in marriage and 
Bringing to divorce now 
A common like business...

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All directions eight 
All Men in March 
All Women in search
Their mothers
Their wives 
Their sisters 
Their in laws
Their lovers
Their friends 
Their neighbors 
Their fellows 
Their others 
To wish them to astonish 
Today’s World Women’s day...

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When they come to town.
Asking annoying questions.
“Missed you,” like the flu.

Mom gets to know me.
Invasion of privacy. 
"Really don't mind."

Its as pleasureful 
as going to the dentist.
Is it over yet?


By Chris Matt for Dr. Mehta contest...

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They come to visit
with their opinions galore
Time to go home yet?

They mean well, but still
they're getting under my skin
Time to leave here now!

Got to love in-laws
especially when they go
Back home, far away...


Written by: Shani Fassbender...

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Preacher, flowers, dresses, cake
Husband, wife, bouquets, music
Maid of Honor, Best Man, rings
Rehearsal dinner

Ill-fitting tux, bad weather
Parents, in-laws arguing
Photographer a no-show
Should have just eloped


By: Shani Fassbender...

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I heard about them
hope they are prepared for me
I am not the ex

his mom’s favorite 
I’ll show her respect, that’s me
besides he loves me

that is important
they live in another town
my future in-laws 


By: Wilma N. Neels

050620111145


Contest : In Laws
7th place...

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I was questioned by my former in-laws
When you were taking care of the baby
placing the bathtub over the bathtub
Did you have modesty in your gaze?

I swear by God 
I tried with my passport
This led me to autism and dyslexia
Soon to be PTSD too!

3:21 PM
8-5-2024...

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John had his mom’s eyes
Inherited her kindness --
Keen sense of humor
 
Sweet sister-in-law
They shared love for animals --
She and I still close
 
Never met father
John tried to avoid his fate --
Died young like his dad
 
 
 
*Entry for Dr. Ram’s “In-Laws” contest...

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