Short Gobbled Poems
Short Gobbled Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Gobbled by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Gobbled by length and keyword.
Left over peach pie, he embraced
No loss of money and great taste
Gobbled down
With no frown
Ironically still went to waist!
Categories:
gobbled, food, humor, word play,
Form:
Limerick
I have never once before
eaten an apple warm to the core
taken from the branch
gobbled for lunch
I have eaten an apple warm to the core
Categories:
gobbled, fruit,
Form:
Limerick
once a fat turkey named larry
his feathers dirty and hairy
gobbled on with glee
i'm leaving you'll see
into a portal less scary.
Categories:
gobbled, anxiety, bird, farm, freedom, giggle, humor, thanksgiving,
Form:
Limerick
My neighbor is a real glutton
At a feast, he gobbled much mutton,
Besides other meat,
Ate piles of sweet!
Now his trousers, he can’t button!!
Categories:
gobbled, body, food, football,
Form:
Limerick
Just picked up a pup fresh off the tit
Had a hunger that just wouldn't quit
Put kibble in a cup
And he gobbled it up
I bent over to pet him...he bit
Categories:
gobbled, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Cal Call was a lowlife nicknamed Big Mac
he was obese and partook from a sack.
He gobbled up French fries
and with no surprise
died, alas, from a supersized heart attack.
Categories:
gobbled, addiction,
Form:
Limerick
A dingo ate my baby
It came into the tent
Gobbled up my kiddie
Farted, then it went
The dingo ate my baby
It’s a terrible disgrace
It swallowed up my nipper
And it didn’t leave a trace
Categories:
gobbled, animals, death, family, funny
Form:
Light Verse
sharp-eyed you peeled my face
and my body
so sour-tasted me revealed
it was unconditional surrender to your authority
of disposing me in trash box
you yet gobbled up me
and served me your gastric acid
Categories:
gobbled, abuse, betrayal, break up, divorce,
Form:
Free verse
Thomas the Turkey was a real gobbler
Been way overweight since he was a toddler
Gobbled up food, he wasn't slim
Started working out at the gym
“Go Thomas Go”, young girl turkeys would holler
Categories:
gobbled, tribute,
Form:
Limerick
Blue cosmos man you are secretive and stealthy.
We watch you devour planets, and yet you remain healthy.
If we gobbled the stars down in your insatiable way,
We know with our midriffs there would be hell to pay.
Categories:
gobbled, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Envious of McCain
Of McCain, we ended up becoming envious;
Attitude was both thoughtful and tenacious;
Honorable being;
And worth seeing;
He gobbled up words while being voracious.
Jim Horn
Retired Veteran
Categories:
gobbled, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Three mischievous boys played hooky from school
Big eyed Red, Ted, and Fred thought they were cool
Until frozen with fright
Their scared faces turned white
Before they were gobbled up by a ghoul
Categories:
gobbled, boy, scary,
Form:
Limerick
You cannot eat me! I am the king! The old man said.
The panther laughed and leapt straight for his head.
You cannot eat me! I am the king! The old man repeated.
The cat gobbled him up, showing him that he was defeated.
Categories:
gobbled, cat,
Form:
Light Verse
I went into my kitchen to bake
An enormous rich chocolate cake
Mother gobbled the lot -
On the plate not a jot
No wonder she's got belly ache!
Mum challenged me to write a limerick about cake!
10/3/18
Categories:
gobbled, chocolate, food, for her, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a wrestler called Patrice
Who gobbled food till he was obese;
Though round and full his tummy
He overate pork yummy-
And beat rivals licking their oiled grease.
Bawdy Limerick Contest , Tania Kitchin
30 Dec 2018
Categories:
gobbled, food, humorous, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Limerick : Once a Senorita from Sevilla – 4
Once a Senorita from Sevilla
Gobbled four water-melons from Murcia
Head took the shape of one
Buns in front then weighed ton
Sad, only one bum could say : Bon Dia !
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Categories:
gobbled, funny,
Form:
Limerick
I don't believe what just occurred!
The word I needed was gobbled up by that bird.
Oh, how could things have gone from bad to worse!
I now have this gaping hole in the middle of my verse.
And what I meant to say will be forever blurred.
Categories:
gobbled, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, bird,
Form:
Light Verse
Cardinal wearing a bright orange vest
Lights quite close to my squirrel’s nest
I asked her if this was a crazy test
She flew off snobby, which was the best.
Later I wondered about her sordid quest
As I gobbled walnuts from my warm sweet nest
Categories:
gobbled, animal,
Form:
Monorhyme
Thomas the Turkey was an uncontrollable gobbler
Had been way overweight since he was a toddler
Gobbled up lotsa food, he wasn't slim
So he started working out at the local gym
“Go Go Thomas”, the young girl turkeys would holler
© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories:
gobbled, silly,
Form:
Limerick
On a road trip to Des Moines he bought a sidecar with wheels.
Filled it with cheese and peanut butter, mice favorite meals.
The mice had a heyday, jumping aboard, eating their fill, having fun.
Too fat to run off, they sat there, while he ate gobbled them up one by one.
Categories:
gobbled, 10th grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
A Richardson’s owl came by today
He wanted to hoot. I wanted to play.
We did not agree in any way.
I fed him crackers on a silver tray.
He gobbled them up, was on his way.
I glimpsed him fly across the bay.
He never turned around to say
Thank you in any kind of way.
Categories:
gobbled, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Monorhyme
Thanks to Father DeMino fir reminding me the world cannot bite off all our Jesus-kinda-Love. So here goes-
"If you love sacrificially, you won't expect thanks and only lose a blip of Eternity." Deo
Joe DeMino did add, "ouch for that blip" that got gobbled up mercilessly
Categories:
gobbled, abuse, bible, character, emotions, international, irony, jesus,
Form:
Monoku
Operating room. From under the table- "Meow!"
The surgeon kicked the cat- with a gently stroke.
The cat start begging much more loud.
The surgeon said- "Well. Take it. Choke!"
He cut off something and threw it on the ground,
The cat gobbled it and pleased, at once went out.
Categories:
gobbled, cat, funny,
Form:
Verse
An old man in Plymouth with a set of false teeth
Was eating a piece of tough meat on Christmas feast
When he ate, his dentures with the meat fell off his mouth
His dog waiting below gobbled it and hastily ran south!
26 Dec 2021
A Funny Christmas Themed Poetry Contest
Sponsor. Tania Kitchin
Categories:
gobbled, cheer up, christmas, dog,
Form:
Light Verse
We gibble-gobbled fast and furiously
Like race cars that are about to pile up
Three friends meeting at a restaurant
Where people are supposed to wear masks but aren’t.
All of us not waiting our turns, so eager to explain our positions.
As rude as lifelong friends can be without consequences.
Categories:
gobbled, friendship,
Form:
Free verse