Valsa George Poet Light Verse

At Christmas Feast

An old man in Plymouth with a set of false teeth
Was eating a piece of tough meat on Christmas feast
When he ate, his dentures with the meat fell off his mouth
His dog waiting below gobbled it and hastily ran south!

26 Dec 2021
A Funny Christmas Themed Poetry Contest
Sponsor. Tania Kitchin

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Rico Leffanta December 26, 2021 at 10:35 AM Dogs will eat anything, but the old man will reap a return on his deposit . . . . .

Victor Buhagiar December 26, 2021 at 6:32 AM That was very funny, Valsa. Naughty dog :) Best for a win.

Vijay Pandit December 26, 2021 at 4:52 AM A fun read, Valsa. It certainly happens the way you describe, quite unexpected. Best for a win.

Anselmo Boles December 26, 2021 at 12:58 AM Thank you for this gift!ab

Anselmo Boles December 25, 2021 at 9:51 PM Hahaha, very funny Valsa! I really enjoyed reading this one! Happy New Year...ab Valsa George December 25, 2021 at 11:35 PM Thanks a lot Anselmo... ! Glad I could give you a giggle on this Christmas Day. It is my gift to you

Sotto Poet December 25, 2021 at 8:30 PM Valsa, I enormously enjoy your charismatic personality. The poetess that you are is extremely charming. Bless you, for your kind words and poems, as well as for your lovely comments on my page. Happy holidays, Valsa George December 25, 2021 at 8:48 PM Hi Lasaad, feel so delighted and humbled by your beautiful comment ! You have a liberal mind to appreciate others. May God bless you always....