A Dingo Ate My Baby

A dingo ate my baby 
It came into the tent
Gobbled up my kiddie
Farted, then it went

The dingo ate my baby
It’s a terrible disgrace
It swallowed up my nipper
And it didn’t leave a trace
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Ballew Avatar
September 10, 2010 at 8:03 AM
nice one funny
Brown Avatar
August 18, 2010 at 8:40 AM
Okay John you have made my day. What a witty humorous piece. Loved it. Love, Carol
Roberts Avatar
August 17, 2010 at 4:46 PM
lol, too funny , love it
Devonshire Avatar
August 17, 2010 at 1:37 PM
LOL I never did understand that Australian woman's explanation of what happened to her baby. Perhaps it was true, but I suspect it was concocted. You gave me a great laugh, John. Thanks, Carolyn
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