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Message In a Bottle - Help - Jack

I’m marooned on this desert island with just one beautiful woman: sandy beaches, blue sky, sun, more food than we can eat, crates of washed-up beer. Just thought I would write this note and gloat. Help!!!

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 3/14/2011 4:20:00 PM

Good one..Enjoyed reading and the chuckle..Your presence at my work was a delight..Sara

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 3/8/2011 10:42:00 AM

Congratulations on a well deserved win Jack. Love, Carol

Kash Poet

Date: 3/8/2011 9:34:00 AM

Humorous write here Jack!Congrats on your win!!--kashinath

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 3/8/2011 12:08:00 AM

hahaha! I loved your entry :) way too cool and witty :) For once, I sure hope that help didn't arrive, lol--Enjoyed this one! Congrats!

Sharon Ruebel

Date: 3/7/2011 11:29:00 AM

Oh my Jack! This is to funny, congratulations on your well deserved win in the contest with this very fun and witty message. As Always, Shar

Wilma Neels

Date: 3/7/2011 4:22:00 AM

hehe, congratulations Jack on your win with this witty write :) Wilma

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/6/2011 10:59:00 PM

Yours was fantastic. Congratulations, Jack.

John Freeman

Date: 3/6/2011 5:54:00 PM

Great to see you in the top ten Jack, beautiful job. Congratulations on your worthy ninth place honor. Agape, Moses

Audrey Haick

Date: 3/6/2011 3:31:00 PM

Congratulations on your ninth place win in the contest, Jack. Annalise

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 3/6/2011 2:27:00 PM

Congratulations on the ninth place win in the contest of Linda, jack

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 3/6/2011 12:28:00 PM

Congrats Jack on your success in my contest.. excellent message luv.. thankxx for your support...

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/5/2011 10:28:00 PM

heeheeheee. One of the funniest I have seen. LOVE IT

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/5/2011 10:28:00 PM

oh, and I liked that you said woman. You could have said Women!!

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 3/5/2011 5:20:00 PM

hahahah. very funny and humor message, who wouldn't be jealous of you, jack

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/5/2011 4:28:00 PM

It sounds like paradise, Jack, and now you've made me laugh again! I think this is secretly every man's dream. Surely this will be a winner in the contest. "Help" will not be arriving soon, so enjoy the island. LOL Love, Carolyn